{"id":463,"date":"2022-03-24T21:06:15","date_gmt":"2022-03-25T01:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?p=463"},"modified":"2025-02-09T19:06:59","modified_gmt":"2025-02-10T00:06:59","slug":"death-battle-revy-vs-jill-prelude-remastered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?p=463","title":{"rendered":"Death Battle: Revy vs Jill (Prelude; Remastered)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2020\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=2020\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Death-Battle-Title-Revy-vs-Jill-Remastered.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Death Battle Title&amp;#8211;Revy vs Jill (Remastered)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Death-Battle-Title-Revy-vs-Jill-Remastered.jpg?fit=660%2C371&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-2020\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Death-Battle-Title-Revy-vs-Jill-Remastered.jpg?resize=637%2C359&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"637\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Death-Battle-Title-Revy-vs-Jill-Remastered.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Death-Battle-Title-Revy-vs-Jill-Remastered.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Death-Battle-Title-Revy-vs-Jill-Remastered.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Death-Battle-Title-Revy-vs-Jill-Remastered.jpg?resize=1200%2C675&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Death-Battle-Title-Revy-vs-Jill-Remastered.jpg?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Death-Battle-Title-Revy-vs-Jill-Remastered.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 637px) 100vw, 637px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xDJ2-37Kpfc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: If you know my history of writing Death Battles, OMMs, and DBXs by now, you know there&#8217;s nothing I love more than an ass-kicking woman who knows her way around a gun! And these two ladies are certainly no exception.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Both have experienced a traumatic and abusive childhood and came out of it stronger in the end. But where they differ is the path they&#8217;ve each chosen as adults. One&#8217;s a ruthless, trigger-happy pirate; the other&#8217;s a strong-willed, disciplined soldier.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: The one thing they share in common: they&#8217;re both damn good when it comes to handling firearms. And their names are&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>Rebecca &#8220;Revy&#8221; Lee, the mass-murdering muscle of the Black Lagoon mercenaries.<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1894\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1894\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Revy-Shooting-1.gif?fit=352%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"352,200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Revy Shooting #1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Revy-Shooting-1.gif?fit=352%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1894\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Revy-Shooting-1.gif?resize=630%2C358&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"630\" height=\"358\" \/><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">And her opponent&#8230;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Jill Valentine, a heroic soldier of the Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance.<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1895\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1895\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Jill-Intro-Shot.gif?fit=540%2C227&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"540,227\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Jill Intro Shot\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Jill-Intro-Shot.gif?fit=540%2C227&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1895\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Jill-Intro-Shot.gif?resize=647%2C272&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"647\" height=\"272\" \/><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">&#8220;Je m&#8217;appelle Louis LeVainquer,<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"> The Blue Knight!&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1098\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1098\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Louis LeVainquer\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?fit=660%2C371&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1098\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?resize=647%2C364&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"647\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?resize=1200%2C675&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 647px) 100vw, 647px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">&#8220;And I&#8217;m his co-host, Edward Elvis, The Red Mage!&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1012\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1012\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Edward Elvis #2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?fit=660%2C371&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1012\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?resize=655%2C369&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"655\" height=\"369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?resize=1200%2C675&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: And once again, we&#8217;ve invited two special guests to provide us with first-hand information of these two contestants. Representing Revy, we have one of her fellow members of the Lagoon Company. Mister Rokuro Okajima, also known as <strong>&#8220;Rock.&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">&#8220;Uhh&#8230;&#8230;.hey, everyone. It&#8217;s uh&#8230;it&#8217;s good to be on this show.&#8221;<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1960\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1960\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Rock-1.jpg?fit=355%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"355,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Rock #1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Rock-1.jpg?fit=355%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1960\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Rock-1.jpg?resize=287%2C404&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"287\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Rock-1.jpg?resize=213%2C300&amp;ssl=1 213w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Rock-1.jpg?resize=193%2C272&amp;ssl=1 193w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Rock-1.jpg?w=355&amp;ssl=1 355w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 287px) 100vw, 287px\" \/><\/span><\/strong><u><\/u><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0And in Jill&#8217;s corner, we have\u00a0<strong>Captain Chris Redfield<\/strong>, Jill&#8217;s longtime partner and fellow BSAA member.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">&#8220;Thank you. It&#8217;s a tremendous honor to be here to represent my partner.&#8221;<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1800\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1800\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Chris-Redfield-1.jpg?fit=480%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"480,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Chris Redfield #1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Chris-Redfield-1.jpg?fit=480%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1800\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Chris-Redfield-1.jpg?resize=308%2C513&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"308\" height=\"513\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Chris-Redfield-1.jpg?resize=180%2C300&amp;ssl=1 180w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Chris-Redfield-1.jpg?resize=163%2C272&amp;ssl=1 163w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Chris-Redfield-1.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 308px) 100vw, 308px\" \/><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Now, when the merciless pirate and the courageous soldier have each other in their gun sights, who will be the first one to pull the trigger?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0There&#8217;s only one way to find out, and you all know it: a\u00a0<strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\">Death Battle.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/90\/fa\/98\/90fa985b486adcd95644b8ff7ff2574c.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Revy || Black Lagoon | Black lagoon anime, Black lagoon, Aesthetic ...\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-size: 12pt;\">Rebecca Lee:<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Alias(es): &#8220;Revy Two Hands&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>Day of Birth: February 1968<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Age: Around her mid-20&#8217;s.)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Birthplace: New York City, USA<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Race\/Nationality: Chinese-American<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Height: 5&#8217;5<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Weight: 125 lbs.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Affiliation: The Lagoon Company<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Theme Song:<\/strong><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ealvplgBdrI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0Whether you know anything about\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">Black Lagoon\u00a0<\/em><\/i>or not, take one good look at Rebecca Lee and you&#8217;ll know right off the bat that she&#8217;s someone whose bad side you\u00a0<strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\">do not want to get on.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0<em>(Rubbing his forehead)<\/em>\u00a0Oooooohhhhhhhhh, Revy, Revy, Revy. Where do I even start with her?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0You can start us in the way all Death Battle Preludes start: by telling us about her origin story.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0Well, I&#8217;ll give you as much as I can, but I don&#8217;t know that much. Revy doesn&#8217;t like to talk much about her early life. Besides, knowing her she&#8217;d probably put a bullet through my skull if I did.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Oh, don&#8217;t worry about it!\u00a0Edward and I remember what happened the last time someone was unhappy with us learning about their backstory, which is why Edward is protecting us behind this magic barrier surrounding the entire building! You&#8217;ll be just fine! So please, tell us what you know about Revy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0<em>(Sighs nervously)\u00a0<\/em>Here goes&#8230;From what I do know, Revy had a <i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">very\u00a0<\/em><\/i>unpleasant childhood. She grew up in the Chinatown district of New York, where she was raised by an abusive asshole of a father. Revy never told me about her mom or if she had any siblings; I guess she never really had anyone but her dad. The Chinatown cops were no better. They were a bunch of thugs who treated Revy like shit simply for being of Asian descent. One night, Revy&#8217;s dad came home drunker and crazier than usual. Revy barely escaped a beating from him&#8211;only to be falsely arrested, beaten, and <i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">raped<\/em><\/i> by a cop shortly afterwards.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Oh, my God. It&#8217;s Raven&#8217;s goddamn backstory all over again.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0<em>(Sighs regretfully)<\/em>\u00a0What happened after that?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0Later that night,\u00a0Revy was taken back to her dad&#8217;s house, where&#8211;<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">after all the shit she already endured&#8211;<\/em><\/i>her dad asked her to get her another drink. At that point, Revy completely snapped&#8211;she found a gun and shot her dad to death. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/lAu5hZLSduc&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/lAu5hZLSduc&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock: I don&#8217;t know what happened after, but I guess she spent much of her life alone and poor, searching a new home. But I don&#8217;t think I need to tell anyone that no one goes through an experience that traumatic without coming out pretty fucked up in the end. I sadly got a glimpse into what goes on in Revy&#8217;s head:<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YcZ0HYlBMbA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">(Louis and Edward stare at the screen deeply disturbed)<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0<em>(Chuckles slightly) <\/em>Yeah, I figured you&#8217;d react that way. Anyway, as she got older, Revy eventually ended up in Thailand, in a small port town called Roanapur. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1900\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1900\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Roanapur_on_map.png?fit=1407%2C870&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1407,870\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Roanapur_on_map\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Roanapur_on_map.png?fit=660%2C408&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1900\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Roanapur_on_map.png?resize=646%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"646\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Roanapur_on_map.png?resize=300%2C186&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Roanapur_on_map.png?resize=1024%2C633&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Roanapur_on_map.png?resize=768%2C475&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Roanapur_on_map.png?resize=1200%2C742&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Roanapur_on_map.png?resize=825%2C510&amp;ssl=1 825w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Roanapur_on_map.png?resize=440%2C272&amp;ssl=1 440w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Roanapur_on_map.png?w=1407&amp;ssl=1 1407w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Roanapur_on_map.png?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 646px) 100vw, 646px\" \/><\/span><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Roanapur, as shown on a map.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock: Roanapur was a nasty town full of pirates, mafia thugs, and old Vietnam War vets. One certain gang in Roanapur was the Lagoon Company, a small group of mercenaries working for the local Russian Mafia. Revy joined the Lagoon as their weapons expert, and since then she&#8217;s become a one-woman terror on the seas. In just a short time, Revy&#8217;s slaughtered rival gangs, hired thugs, and even an entire boat full of Neo-Nazis! Her actions alone not only brought in a lot of money for the Lagoon, but also earned them their reputation as the most feared and deadly pirate gang in the South Asian seas. Anyway, that&#8217;s about all I can say for Revy in terms of her past.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0<em>(Shudders)<\/em>\u00a0Man, I&#8217;d hate to be the man who&#8217;s foolish enough to piss this chick off.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0Too right. Anyway, Mr. Okajima, I&#8217;m sure someone with an&#8230;explosive career like Revy&#8217;s must have made a ton of accomplishments. Would you care to share some with us?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0Trust me, Revy didn&#8217;t get her reputation as a stone-cold killer for nothing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Feats:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/u><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Constantly survives shootouts and almost never comes out injured.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Wiped out four enemy PT boats using only a grenade launcher and a submachine gun.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* With Dutch&#8217;s help, annihilated an entire boat full of Neo-Nazis.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Fought on par with Roberta Cisneros:<\/span><br \/>\n** (Their gun battle lasted an entire night, culminating in a fistfight that ended in a draw).<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Killed a total of 128 people.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0But of course, that&#8217;s not even\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">half\u00a0<\/em><\/i>of all the crazy shit Revy&#8217;s pulled off. I mean, they&#8217;ve made two seasons of\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">Black Lagoon\u00a0<\/em><\/i>for a reason!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0But enough of this boring-ass backstory! Let&#8217;s get into the stuff people really care about: the weapons!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><u><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\">Weapons:<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/u><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><u><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1904\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1904\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Revy-Cutlass-Pistols.jpg?fit=480%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"480,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Revy Cutlass Pistols\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Revy-Cutlass-Pistols.jpg?fit=480%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1904 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Revy-Cutlass-Pistols.jpg?resize=275%2C274&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Revy-Cutlass-Pistols.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Revy-Cutlass-Pistols.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Revy-Cutlass-Pistols.jpg?resize=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Revy-Cutlass-Pistols.jpg?resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Revy-Cutlass-Pistols.jpg?resize=272%2C272&amp;ssl=1 272w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Revy-Cutlass-Pistols.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/u><\/strong><strong><u><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Twin Custom Beretta 92FS pistols:<\/span><\/u><u><br \/>\n<\/u>* Italian-produced\u00a0<u><br \/>\n<\/u>* Revy&#8217;s weapons of choice<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Nicknamed the &#8220;Praiyachat Sword Cutlass Specials&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Heavily modified<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>* Semi-Automatic<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Magazine: Thirteen 9mm rounds<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Contain built-in silencers (how on Earth that works is beyond me)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Maximum firing range: \u00a0164 ft (49.99 km)<\/strong><strong style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><u><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1905\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1905\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/PM-63-RAK.jpg?fit=609%2C281&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"609,281\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"PM-63 RAK\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/PM-63-RAK.jpg?fit=609%2C281&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1905 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/PM-63-RAK.jpg?resize=360%2C166&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"166\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/PM-63-RAK.jpg?resize=300%2C138&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/PM-63-RAK.jpg?resize=589%2C272&amp;ssl=1 589w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/PM-63-RAK.jpg?w=609&amp;ssl=1 609w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/u><\/strong><strong><u><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">PM-63 RAK Submachine Gun:<\/span><\/u><u><br \/>\n<\/u>* Polish-produced<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Semi\/Fully-Automatic<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Magazine: Up to twenty-five 9x18mm Makarov rounds<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Rate of Fire: 650 rounds per minute<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Used to gun down several armed thugs across four PT boats<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1906\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1906\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/APS-Underwater-Rifle.jpg?fit=1200%2C478&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1200,478\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot Pro1&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1150119535&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;9.6875&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"APS Underwater Rifle\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/APS-Underwater-Rifle.jpg?fit=660%2C263&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1906 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/APS-Underwater-Rifle.jpg?resize=451%2C180&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"451\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/APS-Underwater-Rifle.jpg?resize=300%2C120&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/APS-Underwater-Rifle.jpg?resize=1024%2C408&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/APS-Underwater-Rifle.jpg?resize=768%2C306&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/APS-Underwater-Rifle.jpg?resize=683%2C272&amp;ssl=1 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/APS-Underwater-Rifle.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 451px) 100vw, 451px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">APS Underwater Assault Rifle:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/u><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Soviet-produced<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Capable of firing underwater<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">*\u00a0Somewhat bulky and takes a while to aim<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* <i>Slightly<\/i> less accurate out of water<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Armor-piercing rounds can penetrate diving gear<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Magazine: 26 rounds (5.66x39mm)<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Rate of Fire: 600 RPM (out of water)<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Maximum range: 100 m (109.63 yd) out of water; (underwater range varies)<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Used to mow down several Neo-Nazis<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Apparently, she REALLY likes this gun<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1907\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1907\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/M79-Grenade-Launcher.jpg?fit=350%2C75&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"350,75\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"M79 Grenade Launcher\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/M79-Grenade-Launcher.jpg?fit=350%2C75&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1907 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/M79-Grenade-Launcher.jpg?resize=479%2C103&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"479\" height=\"103\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/M79-Grenade-Launcher.jpg?resize=300%2C64&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/M79-Grenade-Launcher.jpg?w=350&amp;ssl=1 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 479px) 100vw, 479px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">M79 Grenade Launcher:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/u><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* American-produced<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Nicknamed the &#8220;Bloop Tube&#8221;, &#8220;Thumper&#8221;, or &#8220;Wombat Gun&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Originally used by US troops in the Vietnam War<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Became a favorite amongst pirates for its destructive power<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Magazine: One 40x46mm grenade<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Rate of Fire: 6 RPM<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Maximum range:\u00a0400\u00a0m (437\u00a0yd)<br \/>\n* Revy used this to blast four enemy PT boats out of the water<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><u><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1909\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1909\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/RPG-Launcher.jpg?fit=500%2C113&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,113\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"RPG Launcher\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/RPG-Launcher.jpg?fit=500%2C113&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1909 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/RPG-Launcher.jpg?resize=491%2C111&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"111\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/RPG-Launcher.jpg?resize=300%2C68&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/RPG-Launcher.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 491px) 100vw, 491px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/u><\/strong><strong><u><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Rocket-Propelled Grenade \u00a07 (RPG-7):<\/span><\/u><u><br \/>\n<\/u>* Soviet Union-produced<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Do I really need to explain what this does?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Magazine: One explosive warhead (again, duh!)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Maximum range: 920 m (1000 yd); (self-detonates in mid-flight)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Used by Revy to send a &#8220;warning shot&#8221; to a nearby tanker before capturing it.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">\u00a0From what you&#8217;ve described, I think it&#8217;s clear that when it comes to weapons, Revy really does&#8230;.<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">have it all!<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">(Lou and Rock facepalm at that awful pun.)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0 Huh? &#8220;Have it all&#8221;? Get it? Because that&#8217;s in the song?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock: Please&#8230;&#8230;Just stop.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Ed, I&#8217;m the funny one! You just stick to being the uptight nerd!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: <em>(Scoffs)<\/em> Oh, piss off! That joke was golden!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: We&#8217;re wasting time! Rock, is there anything Revy can do besides slaughtering people with those disgusting weapons?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock: Well&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><u><\/u><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><u>Strengths and Abilities:<br \/>\n<\/u><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><u><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">PHYSICALITY:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1972\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1972\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-Jumps-onto-PT-Boat.gif?fit=480%2C270&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"480,270\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Revy Jumps onto PT Boat\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-Jumps-onto-PT-Boat.gif?fit=480%2C270&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1972 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-Jumps-onto-PT-Boat.gif?resize=460%2C259&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"259\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span><\/u><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>* <u>Minor anime physics:\u00a0<\/u><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>** Able to leap from one fast-moving PT boat to another several feet away<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>** Dodges bullets effortlessly<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><u><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1970\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1970\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-vs-Roberta.gif?fit=500%2C282&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,282\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Revy vs Roberta\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-vs-Roberta.gif?fit=500%2C282&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1970 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-vs-Roberta.gif?resize=447%2C252&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"447\" height=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-vs-Roberta.gif?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-vs-Roberta.gif?resize=482%2C272&amp;ssl=1 482w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 447px) 100vw, 447px\" \/><\/u><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">*\u00a0<u>Incredible fighting stamina:<\/u><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">**Fought one-on-one against Roberta for an entire night until both ended up knocked out<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">**Able to keep fighting despite being stabbed by knives<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Mother of God! They actually <em>allowed<\/em> those two beat the shite out of each other!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u>Rock:<\/u>\u00a0Unfortunately, yes. Dear God, I\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">did not<\/em><\/i>\u00a0enjoy watching that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u>Louis:<\/u> \u00a0&#8220;Unfortunately&#8221;!? That was spectacular! It&#8217;s like watching a Women&#8217;s UFC Fight! <em>&#8220;STAY THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0Of course\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">you&#8217;d<\/em><\/i>\u00a0enjoy watching that savage display, you bloody neanderthal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock: Let&#8217;s just move on, fellas! Please?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Sure, sure! Does Revy have any other abilities besides the ones just listed above?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0Well&#8230;I don&#8217;t know if this can be technically called an &#8220;ability&#8221;. It&#8217;s more of a &#8220;dark side&#8221; that Revy gets into when she gets really into the fight.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: And this state is&#8230;?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0<strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/strong>Well, Dutch calls it &#8220;Whitman Fever&#8221;. He named it after Charles Whitman, a US Marine sniper who killed and wounded 47 college students with a rifle. When Revy is particularly angry or really into the fight, she starts acting similarly. She basically becomes a mindless, emotionless killing machine who shoots at everyone indescriminately. Trust me. It&#8217;s not something you want to see Revy in.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1969\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1969\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-Whitman-Fever.gif?fit=720%2C405&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"720,405\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Revy Whitman Fever\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-Whitman-Fever.gif?fit=660%2C371&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1969 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-Whitman-Fever.gif?resize=485%2C273&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"485\" height=\"273\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-Whitman-Fever.gif?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-Whitman-Fever.gif?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><br \/>\nWhitman Fever:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/u><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* The darkest part of Revy&#8217;s personality<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Named after\u00a0<a style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/users\/outgoing?https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Charles_Whitman\">Charles Whitman<\/a>, a US Marine who killed 16 people in Houston, Texas<br \/>\n* Revy gets into this state when she&#8217;s particularly angry or deeply into the fight.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">*\u00a0<u>Becomes an emotionless killing machine:<\/u><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">** Loses her trademark smirk and cocky attitude<\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">** Nearly killed an unarmed civilian before Dutch intervened.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jNmy-MhEYwU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0Hell<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">\u00a0<\/em><\/i>yeah! Take that, you stupid Hitler-loving bastards! Edward, you want some popcorn?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">(Grabs stomach) <strong>How could you enjoy that senseless massacre!?<\/strong><\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0<em>(Scoffs, laughing)<\/em> What? Afraid of a little blood, Edward?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock: Hey, man? Are you gonna be all right? If you want, we can end my part of the Prel&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0No! No! I&#8217;m gonna be fine!<em>\u00a0(Breaths deeply)<\/em>\u00a0Okay. I&#8217;m ready. We only have one more section to cover. Does Revy have any weaknesses that could be exploited in this fight?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u>Rock:<\/u>\u00a0Weaknesses? Well, for all her strengths, Revy does have her fair share of flaws, for example&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1978\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1978\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-and-Roberta-Knocked-Out.gif?fit=498%2C278&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"498,278\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Revy and Roberta Knocked Out\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-and-Roberta-Knocked-Out.gif?fit=498%2C278&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1978 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-and-Roberta-Knocked-Out.gif?resize=495%2C277&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"495\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-and-Roberta-Knocked-Out.gif?resize=300%2C167&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Revy-and-Roberta-Knocked-Out.gif?resize=487%2C272&amp;ssl=1 487w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" \/><br \/>\nWeaknesses:<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<\/u><\/span><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Never puts on any protective gear.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Rarely plans ahead and will immediately cross fists with anyone who pisses her off.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* As noted by Eda, Revy has never had any formal education past high school.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">* Somewhat gullible:<\/span><br \/>\n** Was tricked by a simple &#8220;shoelaces untied&#8221; trick in her fight against Roberta.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Prefers to rely on killer instinct rather than strategy.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Close-quarter skills are little more than brawling with basic punches and kicks.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Still, with all that said, I don&#8217;t see why this battle should be a problem for&#8211;<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(cellphone vibrates)<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Oh, hold on. I gotta take this.\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Opens phone and looks at screen)<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Oh, no. Why? Why now of all times!?\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Answers phone)\u00a0<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hello?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">???:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>ROOOOOOOOOOCK!!!<\/strong> WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!? I&#8217;VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR TWO HOURS TO GET THOSE DAMN GROCERIES!!!<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> I know. I&#8217;m gettin&#8217; them, Revy. It&#8217;s just that I&#8217;m doing this show with these two guys and they needed my to tell some things about you.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Revy:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What!? What do you mean &#8220;tell some things&#8221; about me!?<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0Just basic stuff like your weapons, your strengths, your weaknesses&#8211;that sort of thing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u>Revy:<\/u>\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">You didn&#8217;t tell &#8217;em anything embarrassing, did you? &#8216;Cause if you did, I swear to God, I&#8217;ll fucking obliterate y&#8211;<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0No! No! Nothing embarrassing! I promise! I only told &#8217;em what they needed me to say, alright!? Just please don&#8217;t blow a fuse over it!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Revy:\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">&#8230;&#8230;.Alright, Rock. Finish up your show and get back here with those groceries I told you to get, or I&#8217;ll stick my boot so far up your ass you&#8217;ll have to shit through your eyes! You got that!?<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0Loud and clear, Rev. See ya.\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">(Shuts off his phone and turns back to the Arkham hosts). <\/em><\/i>Sorry guys. That was Revy. She sent me out this morning to get some &#8220;groceries&#8221; for her. Unfortunately, she&#8217;s\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">really\u00a0<\/em><\/i>impatient.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0<em>(Sympathetically)<\/em> You poor, poor man.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u>Louis:<\/u>\u00a0<em>(Laughing uncontrollably) <\/em>Oh, my God!<strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/strong>That&#8217;s so pathetic! She&#8217;s got you whipped like a mule!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0<em>(Cheeks red)<\/em> Sh&#8211;shut the fuck up! The stuff I&#8217;m supposed to get is for our whole team!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0What are the &#8220;groceries&#8221; you&#8217;re supposed to get, anyway?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u>Rock:<\/u>\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">(Sighs and takes out list)<\/em><\/i> Let&#8217;s see&#8230;Fifty cases of American Eagle 9mm ammo for Revy; fourty-two cases of 12-gauge shotgun rounds for Dutch; twenty fucking RPG warheads; a new hard drive for Benny&#8217;s computers; and&#8230;&#8230;..<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">(blushes)<\/em><\/i>\u00a0a few &#8220;feminine products&#8221; for Revy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0<em>(Still laughing)<\/em>\u00a0&#8220;Feminine products!?&#8221; You sure she needs them!? &#8216;Cause it looks to me like Revy&#8217;s the man in your house!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: <em>(Snaps his fingers, causing Louis&#8217; mouth to zip up)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Mmmmph!? MMMMMPH!!!\u00a0<em>(Glares at Edward angrily)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock: <em>(Smiles and starts laughing himself)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Please forgive my partner&#8217;s behavior, Rock. He&#8217;s an alright fellow, but he can be a bit <strong>immature<\/strong> sometimes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Rock:\u00a0<em>(Still chuckling)\u00a0<\/em>It&#8217;s all right. It&#8217;s not the first time Revy&#8217;s bossed me around. Well, take care guys! Good luck with your episode!\u00a0<em>(He gets out of his seat and walks out through the exit.)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0<em>(Snaps his fingers again, undoing the zipper curse)\u00a0<\/em>You never learn, do you, Louis?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0<em>(Massages his jaw)\u00a0<\/em>Agh&#8230;..shut up, Ed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u>Edward:<\/u>\u00a0<em>(Sighs)<\/em> Let&#8217;s just call in Chris and get to Jill, already.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">(&#8220;And just like that, the first little piggy met his end. Oink. Oink. Oink.&#8221;<\/em><\/i><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">&#8211;Revy before executing the first Neo-Nazi)<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><u><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">BONUS VIDEO!!!<\/span><br \/>\n<\/u><\/strong><u><\/u><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qzjGor-Jo10?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\">Ding!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><u><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1982\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1982\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-Valentine-5.jpg?fit=1324%2C798&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1324,798\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Jill Valentine #5\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-Valentine-5.jpg?fit=660%2C398&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1982 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-Valentine-5.jpg?resize=586%2C354&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"586\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-Valentine-5.jpg?resize=300%2C181&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-Valentine-5.jpg?resize=1024%2C617&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-Valentine-5.jpg?resize=768%2C463&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-Valentine-5.jpg?resize=1200%2C723&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-Valentine-5.jpg?resize=451%2C272&amp;ssl=1 451w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-Valentine-5.jpg?w=1324&amp;ssl=1 1324w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 586px) 100vw, 586px\" \/><\/u><\/strong><u><br \/>\n<\/u><strong><u><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Jill Valentine<\/span><br \/>\n<\/u>Alias(es): The Master of Unlocking<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Year of Birth: February 1974<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Age: 31 (as of\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">Resident Evil 5<\/em><\/i>)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Birthplace: Classified<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Race\/Nationality: American (French-Japanese descent)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Height:\u00a0166\u00a0cm (5\u00a0ft\u00a05\u00a0in)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Weight:\u00a050.4\u00a0kg (111\u00a0lb)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Affiliation: US Army (1996); STARS Alpha Team (1996-1998); BSAA (2005)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Theme Song:<\/span><\/strong><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nXf46n7WELQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><em>(Chris is buzzed in and let through the door. He takes a seat in between Louis and Edward.)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris: Okay, okay! So I guess now it&#8217;s my turn?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: <em>(Excitedly) <\/em>Yes, sir! It very much is!\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">(Turns to Chris and shakes his hand) <\/em><\/i>And let me say that it&#8217;s an honor and a privilege to meet you in person, Capitain Redfield!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris: Thanks, but the honor really mine. Thank <i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">you<\/em><\/i>\u00a0for inviting me to represent Jill.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0But before we get get started on Jill&#8217;s backstory, can you please&#8230;sign me your autograph?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0<em>(Facepalms)<\/em> <em>(Oh, God. Such a bloody fanboy.)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris:\u00a0<em>(Stunned slightly)<\/em> My autograph? Well, no one&#8217;s ever asked me that before, but sure. I don&#8217;t see why no&#8211;what the Hell!? You want me to sign your sword!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: It&#8217;d be a tremendous honor, sir! And my gun afterwards! In fact, can you please sign <i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">all\u00a0<\/em><\/i>of my weapons?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris: Uhhhhhhhh&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">(Pushes Louis aside)<\/em><\/i> Please excuse my co-host. He&#8217;s a huge military fanatic. As soon as he sees someone in a uniform he starts acting like a crazed fangirl.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Oh, eat shit, Edward!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris:\u00a0<em>(Laughs)\u00a0<\/em>It&#8217;s no big deal. I&#8217;ll sign\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">one\u00a0<\/em><\/i>of your weapons after this show. How about that?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0(Sighs) Okay, that&#8217;s fair. Anyway, what do you know about your partner&#8217;s early life and military career? Before she joined STARS, that is.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris: To begin with, I don&#8217;t know a whole lot about Jill&#8217;s childhood. But what little she told me was pretty heartbreaking. Jill was born to a Japanese mother and a French father. But they got divorced when she was just a little girl. Somehow, Jill&#8217;s father Dick got custody of her, so she spent pretty much her entire childhood with her dad.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0<em>(Oh, Lord. Please don&#8217;t let this be a repeat of Revy&#8217;s backstory.)\u00a0<\/em>Don&#8217;t tell me&#8211;Jill&#8217;s father was also an abusive, alcoholic piece of trash?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris: Not exactly. He wasn&#8217;t an alcoholic&#8211;at least as far as I know&#8211;but he was quite abusive in a different way. See, Dick Valentine was a professional thief and was even on the FBI&#8217;s Most Wanted list.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0<em>(Visibly shocked)<\/em> You gotta be kidding me! The same woman who joined the Raccoon City Police Department was raised by a criminal!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris: That&#8217;s right. Irony&#8217;s a bitch, isn&#8217;t it? Anyway, Dick raised Jill to essentially be his accomplice. He taught her how to break in and out of buildings, bypass security, and evade traps. She&#8217;s gotten so good at it that she could pick locks almost effortlessly. It&#8217;s why Barry gave her the nickname, the &#8220;Master of Unlocking.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bZMkkFKL-Ks?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Ah, the shitty voice acting of 1996. Good memories.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Well, that explains the rather awkward nickname and everything. But what happened later on? Something must have happened to Jill&#8217;s father at some point.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris: Indeed it did. One day, Jill and Dick were arrested after a job gone horribly wrong. Dick was sentenced to 50 years in prison for all of his crimes. At some point, he felt ashamed of himself for the way he raised Jill. Either his time in prison made him see the error of his ways, or he finally decided to be a real father to her. Whatever the case, he and Jill met for the last time during visiting hours. He apologized to Jill for the horrible way he raised her, and told her not to repeat his mistakes. Jill took his advice and decided to live an honorable life.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: <em>(Smiles)\u00a0<\/em>I really like that! An inspiring redemption story! So, how did Jill start her new, noble life?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris: She started her career in 1996 as part of the US Army Delta Force, where she was heavily trained in hostage rescue and bomb defusal. But instead of staying with the Army, Jill moved to Raccoon City, where she was recruited into the Special Tactics and Rescue Service (aka, STARS). I joined at about the same time after I was discharged from the Air Force. Me and Jill were both assigned to Alpha Team where we first met, and we served together for the next two years.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1990\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1990\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Chris-x-Jill-1.jpg?fit=700%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"700,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Chris x Jill #1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Chris-x-Jill-1.jpg?fit=660%2C754&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1990\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Chris-x-Jill-1.jpg?resize=350%2C399&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"399\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Chris-x-Jill-1.jpg?resize=263%2C300&amp;ssl=1 263w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Chris-x-Jill-1.jpg?resize=238%2C272&amp;ssl=1 238w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Chris-x-Jill-1.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><em>(Chris x Jill artwork by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/anko-sensei\/art\/Chris-and-Jill-xD-81463355\">Anko-sensei<\/a>.)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris:<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\"> (Blushes, lost in memories)<\/em><\/i> Funny thin&#8211;despite all the time Jill and I spent together, I never took the time to realize how&#8230;cute she looked back then. She always kept her hair short in a way that I always liked, and she had the most gorgeous blue eyes that&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0Pardon\u00a0me, Captain Redfield. I understand you and Miss Valentine have a very close relationship, but this is\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">Death Battle<\/em><\/i>. Could you please try to focus on Jill&#8217;s backstory and not your&#8230;&#8221;off-duty affairs&#8221; with her? I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s plenty of fics like that on DeviantArt alone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris:\u00a0Right! Right!\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">(Groans)\u00a0<\/em><\/i>Anyway, I&#8217;m sure many people know of the infamous Arklay Mansion case of 1998. After a search-and-rescue mission gone horribly wrong, four STARS members&#8211;including Jill and myself&#8211;were forced to take refuge inside an abandoned mansion deep in the Arklay Mountains. Little did we know of the nightmarish horrors that lay inside: flesh-eating zombies, giant carnivorous snakes, and other abominations that still haunt us to this day. Shockingly, we learned that the Umbrella Corporation&#8211;believed then to be a pharmaceutical company&#8211;was responsible for all the horrendous experiments not only at the mansion, but all over the world!<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NGyfcWQHMdQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris: Long story short, Jill, myself, and two other members Barry and Rebecca escaped that Godforsaken mansion before blowing it and all its monsters to Hell. From that day, Jill and I took a vow to take down Umbrella and protect the world from all sorts of bioterrorism, no matter what.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0I see. Well, I&#8217;m afraid I have to stop you right there, since we have at least three more topics to cover. Do you mind if I put the rest of Jill&#8217;s backstory in our\u00a0<strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\">Feats<\/strong>\u00a0slot?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u>Chris:<\/u>\u00a0Go right ahead.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><u><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Feats<br \/>\n<\/span><\/u><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\"><u>Resident Evil :<br \/>\n<\/u><\/em><\/i><\/strong><\/span><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Explored and fought her way though a zombie infested mansion mostly by herself.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Uncovered Umbrella&#8217;s involvement in the experiments, as well as Wesker&#8217;s betrayal.<br \/>\n* Defeated the monstrous prototype BOW &#8220;Tyrant&#8221;.<br \/>\n* Escaped the mansion alongside fellow survivors Chris Redfield, Barry Burton, and Rebecca Chambers<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">Resident Evil 3\/Remake:<\/em><\/i><\/u><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Fought her way though the zombie-infested streets of Raccoon City<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Defeated the upgraded Tyrant, &#8220;Nemesis&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\">* Became one of the few survivors of the Raccoon City Incident (alongside Leon Kennedy, Claire Redfield, Carlos Oliviera, and Sherry Birkin<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong><i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\"><u>Umbrella Chronicles:<\/u><\/em><\/i><\/strong><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\"><u><br \/>\n<\/u><\/em><\/i><\/strong><\/span><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* With Chris&#8217; support, destroyed Umbrella&#8217;s last major research center<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Became co-founder of the Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\"><u>Resident Evil 5:<\/u><br \/>\n<\/em><\/i>* Threw herself and Wesker through a window, saving Chris&#8217; life and nearly losing her own in the process.<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* While hypnotized by Wesker, held her own against fellow BSAA agents Chris and Sheva.<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* With the aid of Josh Stone, fought her way through hundreds of Majini and escaped Kijuju.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0But who are we kidding? No one plays\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Resident Evil\u00a0<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">for the story!\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Beat)<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Okay, not for the story alone. Let&#8217;s get to the part people\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">really\u00a0<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">care about.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0You mean the part only\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">you\u00a0<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">care about, Louis?<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<em>(Ignores him)<\/em> Now, Captain Redfield?<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&#8217;m aware that\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Resident Evil<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8216;s a franchise known for equipping its players with all sorts of weapons, right?<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">: Yeah. And what about it?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0However, as\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Death Battle\u00a0<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">managers, our job is to make sure the opponents fight on equal ground, meaning we can&#8217;t give Jill something that would make her overpowered and end the fight in two seconds. What can we give Jill that would make her an even match against Revy?<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0I understand. Well, considering Jill&#8217;s a member of the BSAA, which borrows weapons used by NATO, I think your best choice is to equip Jill the the standard BSAA loadout.<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><em>(Tauntingly)<\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You hear that, &#8220;Mr. Weapons-Are-For-Uncivilized-Cavemen?&#8221; We&#8217;re gonna start looking at guns, now!<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><em>(Sighs)<\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh, joy. Let&#8217;s just get on with it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Weapons:<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<\/u><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1992\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1992\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Beretta-92FS.jpg?fit=350%2C227&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"350,227\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Beretta 92FS\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Beretta-92FS.jpg?fit=350%2C227&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1992 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Beretta-92FS.jpg?resize=408%2C265&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"408\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Beretta-92FS.jpg?resize=300%2C195&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Beretta-92FS.jpg?w=350&amp;ssl=1 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 408px) 100vw, 408px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Beretta 92FS pistol:<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Italian-produced<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Standard sidearm of the BSAA<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Semi-Automatic<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Magazine: Fifteen 9x19mm rounds<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Maximum Firing Range:\u00a0164 ft\u00a0(49.99 km)<br \/>\n* Chris, Sheva, and Jill have all used this gun in\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">RE5<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><u><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1993\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1993\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/HK-MP5A3.png?fit=375%2C173&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"375,173\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"H&amp;#038;K MP5A3\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/HK-MP5A3.png?fit=375%2C173&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1993 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/HK-MP5A3.png?resize=458%2C211&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"211\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/HK-MP5A3.png?resize=300%2C138&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/HK-MP5A3.png?w=375&amp;ssl=1 375w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/u><\/strong><strong><u><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Heckler &amp; Koch MP5A3:<\/span><\/u><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* German-produced<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Famously used by counter-terrorism groups such as SWAT, the FBI, the SAS, and GIGN<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Semi\/Fully Automatic<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Magazine:\u00a0Thirty\u00a09x19mm rounds<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Rate of Fire: 800RPM<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Can be fitted with a flashlight, a suppressor, a laser pointer, and other attachments<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Jill and Rebecca both use this gun in Mercenaries mode<\/strong><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1994\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1994\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SIG-Sauer-SIG556-Holo.jpg?fit=500%2C166&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,166\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"SIG-Sauer SIG556 Holo\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SIG-Sauer-SIG556-Holo.jpg?fit=500%2C166&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1994 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SIG-Sauer-SIG556-Holo.jpg?resize=538%2C179&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"538\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SIG-Sauer-SIG556-Holo.jpg?resize=300%2C100&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SIG-Sauer-SIG556-Holo.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><u>SIG SG 556 Assault Rifle:<\/u><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Swiss-produced<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* The most ubiquitous assault rifle in the BSAA. Everyone in the organization has used this gun at least once.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Semi\/Fully-Automatic<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Magazine: Up to thirty\u00a05.56\u00d745mm NATO rounds<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Maximum Firing Range: up to 400m (437yd)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Rate of Fire: 700RPM<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Can be fitted with an EOTech scope, a grenade launcher, or a bayonet<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* For some reason, Sheva uses this rifle in her Fairytale costume<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><u><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1995\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1995\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Benelli-Super-90-Shotgun.png?fit=512%2C95&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,95\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Benelli Super 90 Shotgun\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Benelli-Super-90-Shotgun.png?fit=512%2C95&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1995 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Benelli-Super-90-Shotgun.png?resize=519%2C97&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"519\" height=\"97\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Benelli-Super-90-Shotgun.png?resize=300%2C56&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Benelli-Super-90-Shotgun.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 519px) 100vw, 519px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/u><\/strong><strong><u><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Benelli M3 Super 90:<\/span><\/u><u><br \/>\n<\/u>* Italian-produced<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Fire Modes: Semi-Auto; Pump-Action<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Magazine : Up to seven 12-gauge shells<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Spreads pellets tightly, resulting in greater accuracy and range than most shotguns.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Extremely hard-hitting at close range<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/span><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Chris and Josh have both used this shotgun in Mercenaries (the former in his Safari costume and the latter in his normal BSAA uniform)<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1996\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1996\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/RE5-Plush-Grenades.jpg?fit=470%2C353&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"470,353\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"RE5 Plush Grenades\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/RE5-Plush-Grenades.jpg?fit=470%2C353&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1996 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/RE5-Plush-Grenades.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/RE5-Plush-Grenades.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/RE5-Plush-Grenades.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/RE5-Plush-Grenades.jpg?resize=200%2C150&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/RE5-Plush-Grenades.jpg?resize=362%2C272&amp;ssl=1 362w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/RE5-Plush-Grenades.jpg?w=470&amp;ssl=1 470w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Mk 48 Grenades:<\/span><\/strong><\/u><br \/>\n<strong>* Fictional\/Generic grenades<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>* Commonly seen in\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">Resident Evil<br \/>\n*\u00a0<\/em><\/i>Typically come in three forms: frag (green); flash (blue); flame (red)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1998\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1998\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jills-Knife.png?fit=450%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"450,360\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Jill&amp;#8217;s Knife\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jills-Knife.png?fit=450%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1998 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jills-Knife.png?resize=398%2C318&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"398\" height=\"318\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jills-Knife.png?resize=300%2C240&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jills-Knife.png?resize=340%2C272&amp;ssl=1 340w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jills-Knife.png?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 398px) 100vw, 398px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Combat Knife:<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Jill&#8217;s only melee weapon<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Used only as a last resort or in extreme circumstances<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Jill prefers short, quick stabbing motions over wide slashing ones<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:&#8230;&#8230;..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0<em>(Raises eyebrow)<\/em> What&#8217;s wrong, Ed? No pretentious speech on how &#8220;barbaric&#8221; and &#8220;uncivilized&#8221; guns are an how fallen we are as a species for using them?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: At this point, I don&#8217;t bloody care anymore. The faster we get through it, the better.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: And finally, he gets it!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris: No offense, but the two of you two have some serious issues to work out with each other.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:\u00a0<em>(Sighs)<\/em>\u00a0Can we just move on,\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">please<\/em><\/i>?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:\u00a0Sure. Alright, Mr. Redfield,\u00a0we&#8217;ve settled what weapons Jill should bring to this fight, but I know that being a soldier means more than just knowing how to use a gun. Not only that, but in most Death Battles both combatants will end up fighting hand-to-hand with few weapons to rely on. What strengths does Jill have in terms of her physicality and fighting skills?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chris:<\/u><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Trust me. Since we were STARS agents, Jill and I have sparred at least four times a week, and I&#8217;ve gotten my ass knocked to the floor enough times to know just how tough a fighter Jill is.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Strength and Abilities:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/u><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1999\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1999\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-with-Rail-Gun.png?fit=1000%2C486&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,486\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Jill with Rail Gun\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-with-Rail-Gun.png?fit=660%2C321&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1999 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-with-Rail-Gun.png?resize=448%2C218&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-with-Rail-Gun.png?resize=300%2C146&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-with-Rail-Gun.png?resize=768%2C373&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-with-Rail-Gun.png?resize=560%2C272&amp;ssl=1 560w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-with-Rail-Gun.png?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><br \/>\nPhysicality:<br \/>\n<\/u><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">*\u00a0<u>Peak physical condition:<\/u><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">** Described as &#8220;small and muscular&#8221; in her official bio.<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">** Once caught herself from falling into an abyss and pulled herself up.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>** Strong enough to handle using a high-powered Magnum pistol with only one arm.<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\">** Can literally kick a zombie\/Majini&#8217;s head off with a single kick.<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>** Lifted the enormous FINGeR Rail Gun in RE3 Remake.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FMMRAet5ZfQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2000\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=2000\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-Valentine-Perfect-Dodge.gif?fit=400%2C250&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"400,250\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Jill Valentine Perfect Dodge\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-Valentine-Perfect-Dodge.gif?fit=400%2C250&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-2000 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Jill-Valentine-Perfect-Dodge.gif?resize=451%2C283&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"451\" height=\"283\" \/><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><u>Excellent speed and reflexes<\/u>:<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>** Extremely agile and can perform near-acrobatic stunts.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>** Is able to flip onto an enemy&#8217;s shoulders before snapping their neck.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>** Can grapple and disarm gun-wielding enemies in less than a second.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>** Dodged attacks from several of BOWs in\u00a0<i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">Resident Evil 3<br \/>\n<\/em><\/i><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>** Managed to kick Raymond Vester in the head while he had her trapped in a headlock.<\/strong><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MOsgUj3yLnY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u>Superb marksmanship:<\/u><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">** Landed a perfect headshot from over 200 yards away onboard a moving helicopter.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fJ8nkneFiqE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><strong>Fighting Ability:<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/u><\/span><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">*\u00a0Uses her smaller stature to her advantage by focusing on speed and flexibility over power.<br \/>\n* Prefers to fight by using kicks and grapples instead of punches.<br \/>\n* Incorporates a lot of acrobatic moves in her attacks.<br \/>\n* Extremely handy with a knife, though she prefers quick stabbing motions over wide slashing ones.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dsYTJC0ZRmk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u>Other Skills:<br \/>\n<\/u><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Expert in bomb defusing<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Wonderful piano player<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Inventor of the world-famous &#8220;Jill Sandwich&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lfNsn2cYlPY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Now that&#8217;s my kind of woman! Strong, fit,\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and\u00a0<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">sexy! Hell, I wouldn&#8217;t even mind if Jill jumped onto my shoulders and snapped my neck with her incredible thighs.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chris:<\/u><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><em>(Annoyed)<\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0That&#8217;s my partner you&#8217;re talking about! I&#8217;d be careful about making comments like that, or she might actually do that to you!\u00a0<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis:<\/u><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><em>(Sighs apologetically)<\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0You&#8217;re right.\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Desole<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward:<\/u><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Pervert. Well, at least someone knows how to shut you up, you testosterone-brained idiot.<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chris:<\/u><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Alright, I&#8217;ve had enough of this shit.\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Turns to Edward)<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Look,<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I understand some of the things he does or says can be pretty damn obnoxious. But you&#8217;re not helping anything by acting like a stuck-up prick about it.<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward:<\/u><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span>(<em>Indignant)<\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em>I beg your&#8211;<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chris:<\/u><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Let me finish! I&#8217;ve worked with some people in my career who&#8217;ve have acted in ways that I found annoying or unprofessional. Hell, I&#8217;m sure some of them have found\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">me\u00a0<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">annoying, whether they&#8217;d admit it or not. But each time, instead of letting our differences alienate us, we decided to come together and work to accomplish our goal as a team. That&#8217;s how a team is supposed to work!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><em>(Lou and Edward stay silent in surprise&#8230;.and a bit of fear.)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chris: The two of you are partners, but you waste time taking petty shots at each other because you&#8217;re too caught up in each other&#8217;s differences! Who the Hell cares whether you prefer using magic or weapons? It&#8217;s nothing more than a form of attack, and using one or the other doesn&#8217;t make you any more brave or more civilized! Aside from that, you guys have serious personal issues you need to work on as well. Louis, learn to think before you speak and show some more respect to others. Ed, stop believing you have the right to judge the world just because you find one thing distasteful. And both of you, <\/span><strong>get over each other&#8217;s differences and learn to act like a pair of Goddamn adults! Understand!?<\/strong><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><em>(Humbled)<\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Yes, sir. Perfectly clear.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><em>(Equally humbled)<\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Aye. Duly noted. Let&#8217;s just finish this, already.<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Alright. What&#8217;s the next section?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Last one. Weaknesses. Does Jill have any?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Not a whole lot that I can think of, but a few do come to mind.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><u>Weaknesses:<br \/>\n<\/u><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Never wears heavy armor:<br \/>\n** Prefers wearing light gear to enhance speed and flexibility<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* More experienced against zombies and BOWs than humans.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* Mainly speed-oriented fighter:<br \/>\n** Prefers quick thinking and reflexes over raw strength.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">* <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Prefers working with a team:<\/span><br \/>\n** However, is perfectly capable of fighting alone<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-YBFfFQVipE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chris:<\/u><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0But other than that, Jill doesn&#8217;t have that many weaknesses to speak of. She&#8217;s one lady who doesn&#8217;t go down without a fight. So&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.that&#8217;s the last piece of information you need, right?<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Yes, Captain Redfield! You&#8217;re done! You&#8217;ve given us all we need to work with for this Battle? But if you have any last comments about your partner to share before we close this off, please tell us.<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Honestly, I don&#8217;t know what more I can tell you about Jill than what I already said! For nearly a decade, Jill&#8217;s fought some of the most vile, hideous abominations that Umbrella and other bioterrorists created and\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">always<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> won out!<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> I highly doubt that someone like Jill could ever lose to some lowlife pirate.<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Sounds like you have a lot of faith in Ms. Valentine.<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0You&#8217;re damn right I do!\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Beat)\u00a0<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;before I leave, I just wanted to apologize for my outburst earlier, about you two learning to grow up. I realize that it wasn&#8217;t my place to&#8211;<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Raises hands)<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> You have nothing to apologize for, sir. What you said about Louis and myself was completely true. We were acting immature and stupid throughout this whole Prelude. Wouldn&#8217;t you agree, Lou?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><em>(Reluctant groan)<\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0As much as I hate to admit it, the wizard&#8217;s right. The two of us are still relatively new Death Battle hosts, and if we are to keep this job, we need to learn to get over each other&#8217;s differences and work together cordially like a proper team.<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Edward:<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0But we also need to overcome our personal bad habits that cause friction between us.\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Extends hand)<\/em><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> So, is it a deal, then<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">?<\/span><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis:<\/u><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward:<\/u><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><em>(Sternly)<\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><strong>Deal?<i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/em><\/i><\/strong><\/span><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis:<\/u> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Deal.\u00a0<\/span><i><em style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Shakes Edward&#8217;s hand)<\/em><\/i><\/span><br style=\"font-weight: 400;\" \/><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/u><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chris:<\/u><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><em>(Laughs silently)<\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Well, at least now you&#8217;ve taken your first step.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">(&#8220;Next time, take the fucking hint!&#8221;<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">Jill&#8217;s final words to the\u00a0<\/em><\/i><a style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/users\/outgoing?http:\/\/residentevil.wikia.com\/wiki\/Nemesis-T_Type\">Nemesis T-Type<\/a><i><em style=\"font-weight: inherit;\">\u00a0before destroying it)<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<u><\/u><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><u><strong style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">BONUS VIDEO!!!<\/span><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/u><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mHH45nIzuIQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?p=508\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE BATTLE<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Louis: If you know my history of writing Death Battles, OMMs, and DBXs by now, you know there&#8217;s nothing I love more than an ass-kicking woman who knows her way around a gun! And these two ladies are certainly no exception. 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