{"id":3339,"date":"2024-04-25T21:19:22","date_gmt":"2024-04-26T01:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?p=3339"},"modified":"2025-02-13T12:16:31","modified_gmt":"2025-02-13T17:16:31","slug":"top-12-fucked-up-families-numbers-7-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?p=3339","title":{"rendered":"Top 12 Toxic Families (Numbers 7 &#8211; 4)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3387\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3387\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Baker-Family.png?fit=512%2C253&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,253\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Baker Family\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Baker-Family.png?fit=512%2C253&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3387 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Baker-Family.png?resize=599%2C296&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"599\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Baker-Family.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Baker-Family.png?resize=300%2C148&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 599px) 100vw, 599px\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Number 7<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Bakers<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b>(<\/b><b><i>Resident Evil 7<\/i><\/b><b>)<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QzCyF0lrioc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: You ever wonder what it would be like if your whole family was a bunch of slasher-horror villains?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Well, the guys over at Capcom had that idea and made it the premise of their 7th installment of <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Resident Evil<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. To hammer that point home, guess what the first thing they\u2019re doing is?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: What?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Having dinner at the table. And what\u2019s on the menu tonight? A nice, hot plate of human entrails and rotting organs! Oh, with a nice helping of dead animal flesh for that bold, rich flavor! <em>Deeeelicious!<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: \u2026\u2019Scuse me for a second. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(leaves, slams a bathroom door, then wretches for a few minutes. Comes back.)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Sorry about that.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: By the way, I went to a convention once and played this game with a PlayStation VR headset, so I had the \u201cpleasure\u201d of watching that gross shit in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">virtual reality!<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/awtz1UfUBxc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Ooof\u2026..that\u2019s rough, buddy. But enough about that horror show. Let\u2019s talk about the lunatics who prepared such a revolting dinner.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3388\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3388\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Jack-Baker.png?fit=362%2C512&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"362,512\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Jack Baker\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Jack-Baker.png?fit=362%2C512&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3388 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Jack-Baker.png?resize=362%2C512&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"362\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Jack-Baker.png?w=362&amp;ssl=1 362w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Jack-Baker.png?resize=212%2C300&amp;ssl=1 212w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Jack-Baker.png?resize=192%2C272&amp;ssl=1 192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 362px) 100vw, 362px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <strong>Jack Baker<\/strong>, the father, is a slasher villain in every sense of the word, coming at you with anything remotely-bladed that he can find&#8211;shovels, axes, chainsaws, all so he can skin you like an animal and while laughing like a madman.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: And when he gets significant injuries, his healing factor goes \u201cBerserker of Red\u201d and mutates him into a giant, eyeball-riddled monster. You eventually kill him, but papa is far from the only horror in this house.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bsla1uo8b6Y?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: <strong>Marguerite<\/strong> went from a kind, caring mother to a homicidal maniac who laughs like the Wicked Witch of the West at times and looks like something out of \u201cThe Exorcist\u201d. She can control a myriad of creepy-crawlies with her mind alone, and has the disgusting habit of preparing home-cooked meals consisting of past victims\u2019 guts. Like Jack, she also stalks Ethan\u2019s wife Mia throughout the mansion. And you get the \u201cpleasure\u201d of experiencing this through the VHS tapes Ethan finds in the house.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NWGLEtfictU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3390\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3390\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Lucas-Baker.png?fit=723%2C404&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"723,404\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Lucas Baker\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Lucas-Baker.png?fit=660%2C369&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3390 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Lucas-Baker.png?resize=660%2C369&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Lucas-Baker.png?w=723&amp;ssl=1 723w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Lucas-Baker.png?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Lucas-Baker.png?resize=487%2C272&amp;ssl=1 487w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: And <strong>Lucas<\/strong>, the son of the family, may be the nicest official member, but he\u2019s still clinically-psychopathic, has a regenerative factor that enables him to grow back lost limbs, and has a habit of creating deadly puzzles or hiding vital clues in the necks of beheaded corpses, and he turns into a giant monster, too! Like father, like son.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3391\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3391\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Eveline-Baker.jpg?fit=512%2C509&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,509\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Eveline Baker\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Eveline-Baker.jpg?fit=512%2C509&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3391 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Eveline-Baker.jpg?resize=512%2C509&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"509\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Eveline-Baker.jpg?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Eveline-Baker.jpg?resize=300%2C298&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Eveline-Baker.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Eveline-Baker.jpg?resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Eveline-Baker.jpg?resize=274%2C272&amp;ssl=1 274w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: But it\u2019s later revealed that they weren\u2019t always like that and were a perfectly-normal Louisiana family for the longest time. Bizarrely enough, the Dad is not the triggering event that drove the Bakers mad, but an <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">adopted<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> daughter named <\/span><b>Eveline<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, who turned out to be a sentient bio-weapon that could infect and brainwash anything that came in contact with her.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Eveline wanted a family of her own and used her abilities to deteriorate, physically and mentally, into the monsters that you meet in-game. Their appearance deteriorated until they resembled the series\u2019 worst monsters, and their mental health went into a freefall until they are what you see in-game.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Let it be known that kids can be just as fucked as their parents, if not worse. In the last chapters of the game, Eveline starts messing with Ethan&#8217;s head, making him see hallucinations of his wife Mia attacking him. When he finally corners Eveline, he injects her with some kind of vaccine designed to counter whatever powers she has. It works, but causes her to mutate violent into&#8230;&#8230;.whatever the living hell THIS is!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3825\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3825\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Eveline-Boss-Fight.png?fit=924%2C518&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"924,518\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Eveline Boss Fight\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Eveline-Boss-Fight.png?fit=660%2C370&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3825 size-medium_large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Eveline-Boss-Fight.png?resize=660%2C370&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Eveline-Boss-Fight.png?resize=768%2C431&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Eveline-Boss-Fight.png?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Eveline-Boss-Fight.png?resize=485%2C272&amp;ssl=1 485w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Eveline-Boss-Fight.png?w=924&amp;ssl=1 924w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Seriously, <em>what<\/em> the fuck is this!?\u00a0<em>Why\u00a0<\/em>the fuck is this!?\u00a0<em>How\u00a0<\/em>the fuck is this!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Who, what, when, where&#8211;I doubt we&#8217;ll ever get any answers from this just from looking at it! More importantly, what&#8217;s the boss fight like against it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Arkham: I can&#8217;t say for sure since I never got this far. But from what I saw in the video, you have to constantly shoot at Eveline&#8217;s face with the strongest weapons at your disposal, while she constantly swipes at you with her tentacles. This goes on for about three or four minutes, until you come to the brink of death. But at the last minute, a Blue Umbrella squad comes to your rescue and gives you a pistol with anti-BOW rounds. You plug a few of those bad boys into Eve&#8217;s ugly mug until she finally kicks it. As she dies, Eveline&#8217;s body crumbles into a huge pile of mold.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Phew! Thank God! I&#8217;m usually not one to celebrate a child&#8217;s death, but this one&#8217;s a definite exception. So how does the game end?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Arkham: Suprisingly happily for a <em>Resident Evil\u00a0<\/em>game. Ethan and Mia are safely airlifted out of that shitty swamp mansion while the Blue Umbrella soldiers move in to clean up the rest.\u00a0 The two would live a peaceful life together and have a baby daughter named Rose, who herself would have her own story later on.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Ray: All&#8217;s well that ends well, I guess. At least now we can be glad that this series won&#8217;t have any future entries with even more effed-up families.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3832\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3832\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/RE8-Mirandas-Family.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"RE8 Miranda&amp;#8217;s Family\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/RE8-Mirandas-Family.jpg?fit=660%2C371&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3832 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/RE8-Mirandas-Family.jpg?resize=660%2C371&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/RE8-Mirandas-Family.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/RE8-Mirandas-Family.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/RE8-Mirandas-Family.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/RE8-Mirandas-Family.jpg?resize=1200%2C675&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/RE8-Mirandas-Family.jpg?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/RE8-Mirandas-Family.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray:\u00a0<em>(Pauses)&#8230;&#8230;.<\/em>Shit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: You really gotta stop jinxing these, man.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Ray: Yeah. I really do.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3411\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3411\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Le-Domas-Family-3.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Le Domas Family\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Le-Domas-Family-3.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3411 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Le-Domas-Family-3.png?resize=512%2C288&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Le-Domas-Family-3.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Le-Domas-Family-3.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Le-Domas-Family-3.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/>Number 6<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b>The Le Domas Family <\/b><\/span><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>(<\/b><b><i>Ready or Not)<br \/>\n<\/i><\/b><b><i><\/i><\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u2W1Wi2U9sQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: And now we come to the family that inspired this list. I briefly mentioned these fuckjobs in the intro, but now I can discuss them in full detail. Get this, okay? You recently married into this family of rich White people\u2026<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Yeah?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Things start off all hunky-dory for a time, there\u2019s even a nice reception party.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Uh-huh\u2026<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Then suddenly, your new in-laws give you a box of cards, and you have to pick one to decide which game to play with them.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray:&#8230;..Okay, that\u2019s fairly weird. Go on.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: You draw the one that says \u201cHide and Seek\u201d, and before you know it, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">everyone\u2019s<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> pulling out guns, axes, and booby-traps, and they all have your name on \u2018em!<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: I\u2019d say that sounds like the average day at Steel\u2019s household, but to the average guy, that\u2019s as confusing as it is terrifying.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: This is the fate of someone who marries into the Le Domas family in \u201cReady or Not\u201d.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Is the sequel going to be \u2018Here I Come\u2019?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham:\u00a0<em>(Glares) <\/em>Patrick, take this one, willya?<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KoeOIXuhtR8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Thank you.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Hey, they were all thinking it. I just said it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Sighs)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Anyway, let\u2019s go back to the beginning. The Le Domaes were founded generations ago by Victor Le Domas, an avid animal hunter. Victor made a deal with another man, Mr. Le Bail, that the latter would give the Le Domases their wealth if they started their family\u2019s insane ritual.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: But there\u2019s always a catch, isn\u2019t there?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Hell yeah, there\u2019s a catch! If the victim draws \u201cHide and Seek\u201d and they\u2019re not dead by dawn, the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">entire Le Domas family<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is wiped out!<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: That seems a bit extreme\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Know what&#8217;s even more effed up? Le Bail, the guy the Le Domases arranged this game with, is actually an anagram for &#8220;Belial.&#8221; Know what that name means?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Of course I do. It&#8217;s one of the names used for Sata&#8211;<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(stops and realizes what he just said)&#8211;<\/span><\/i><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ooooooooh. Oh no\u2026..<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Oh, yes. This whole farce is literally a <strong>SATANIC RITUAL!!!<\/strong> Basically, if the Le Domases fail to capture and sacrifice their victim, the Devil comes and takes all their souls!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Horrified beyond measure)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> That\u2026&#8230;That\u2019s just\u2026\u2026.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Deranged? Yeah, it is. But now that we\u2019re on the same page, let\u2019s look at each member of this sick family in detail. There\u2019s a lot of them, but I\u2019ll just point out the ones with the greatest influence on the story.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3418\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3418\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Helene-Le-Domas.png?fit=512%2C512&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,512\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Helene Le Domas\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Helene-Le-Domas.png?fit=512%2C512&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3418 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Helene-Le-Domas.png?resize=512%2C512&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Helene-Le-Domas.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Helene-Le-Domas.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Helene-Le-Domas.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Helene-Le-Domas.png?resize=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Helene-Le-Domas.png?resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Helene-Le-Domas.png?resize=272%2C272&amp;ssl=1 272w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><b>Aunt Helene<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is more or less the evil matriarch. 30 years ago, her newlywed husband was forced to play their murderous hide-and-seek game. He lost, and ended up dying as a result, even though Helene begged her family not to kill him.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: But if she lost her husband to this madness, she should be more against it than anybody, right?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Wrong. She\u2019s the biggest fanatic in the whole family and has no problem with sacrificing people.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Of freaking course\u2026..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: While Helene mostly lets her children do the work, she\u2019s perfectly capable of getting her own hands dirty, as shown in the picture above with the axe. Even after her family lost, Helene tried one more time to cut Grace down before she goes bye-bye herself.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Well, at least she went down\u2026..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Don\u2019t say it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Swinging! <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3420\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3420\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Sans-Winking.gif?fit=220%2C220&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"220,220\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Sans Winking\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Sans-Winking.gif?fit=220%2C220&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-3420 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Sans-Winking-150x150.gif?resize=93%2C93&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"93\" height=\"93\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Sans-Winking.gif?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Sans-Winking.gif?resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 93px) 100vw, 93px\" \/><\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Facepalms)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3417\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3417\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Tony-Le-Domas.png?fit=512%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Tony Le Domas\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Tony-Le-Domas.png?fit=512%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3417 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Tony-Le-Domas.png?resize=601%2C366&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"601\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Tony-Le-Domas.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Tony-Le-Domas.png?resize=300%2C183&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Tony-Le-Domas.png?resize=446%2C272&amp;ssl=1 446w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 601px) 100vw, 601px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><b>Tony Le Domas<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is the Darth Vader to Helene\u2019s Palpatine. He\u2019s the official head of the family and (I guess you could call him) the \u201cwarden\u201d of the game. He\u2019s also the father of the groom Alex, and his siblings Daniel and Emilie. But he treat Daniel like a waste of life while clearly favoring Alex and Emilie.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Parental favoritism. Ruining childhoods one family at a time. And sadly, I&#8217;ve watched a lot of anime where that&#8217;s happened.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Tony is excessively proud of his ancestor\u2019s sadistic history, to the point he only allows his family to use the weapons passed down from previous games. He\u2019s massively arrogant, boasting that he has things under control when in reality he\u2019s just as incompetent as the rest of his family. At the end of the movie, Tony complains to the Devil that he played according to the rules and shouldn\u2019t have to die. Of course, Tony died too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Well what did he expect asking for favors from SATAN!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3416\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3416\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Becky-Le-Domas.png?fit=512%2C285&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,285\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Becky Le Domas\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Becky-Le-Domas.png?fit=512%2C285&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3416 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Becky-Le-Domas.png?resize=512%2C285&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Becky-Le-Domas.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Becky-Le-Domas.png?resize=300%2C167&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Becky-Le-Domas.png?resize=489%2C272&amp;ssl=1 489w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><b>Becky<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is the \u201ccharming\u201d wife and mother of the family. She starts off nice enough, genuinely happy for her son\u2019s marriage and welcoming Grace into the family. She also shows no favoritism to her kids, unlike her husband who only likes Alex and Emilie.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Well, at least she\u2019s got <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">that <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">going for her.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: But that\u2019s all the nice things I can say about her. Becky shows her true, ugly colors when the game starts, never once afraid of the thought of killing her new daughter-in-law. She\u2019s surprisingly good with a bow, and was implied to be the one who killed Helene\u2019s husband in the previous later. But thirty years later with no practice, she misses Grace at less than 20 yards.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Grace is so lucky that the Le Domases generally suck at murdering people.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: And that incompetence is what makes Becky the most proactive one in the family. She\u2019s frustrated with her family\u2019s inability to do the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">one simple thing<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> they\u2019re supposed to do! In the end, Becky gets her skull fatally bashed in by an enraged Grace who shouts, \u201cFUCK YOUR FUCKING FAMILY!\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Eyes wide) Damn.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3415\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3415\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Alex-Le-Domas.png?fit=512%2C257&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,257\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Alex Le Domas\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Alex-Le-Domas.png?fit=512%2C257&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3415 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Alex-Le-Domas.png?resize=600%2C301&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Alex-Le-Domas.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Alex-Le-Domas.png?resize=300%2C151&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><b>Alex<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is the oldest son, and the lucky new husband of Grace. At first, he seems like an alright guy. He genuinely loves his wife, and constantly objects to her family hunting her down like wolves. He even spends a good amount of screentime handcuffed to a bed and cutting himself free to rescue Grace.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: So far he sounds like a decent guy. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Pause) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So how does <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">he <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">turn out to be a monster?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Well, when he was a kid, he was involved in the game 30 years ago that killed Helene\u2019s husband. According to his mom, Alex was the most loyal one to the cult, and even once saw Mr. Le Bail sitting in his chair. Also, Alex is overly possessive of his wife and turns against her when she decides she wants out of their marriage.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Can you blame her for wanting a divorce since her husband\u2019s entire family is trying to sacrifice her?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Know what\u2019s funny? At the end, Grace actually <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">throws her wedding ring<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> back at Alex before he explodes!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ON4sOlxvtbU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3414\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3414\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Daniel-Le-Domas.png?fit=512%2C359&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,359\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Daniel Le Domas\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Daniel-Le-Domas.png?fit=512%2C359&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3414 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Daniel-Le-Domas.png?resize=512%2C359&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Daniel-Le-Domas.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Daniel-Le-Domas.png?resize=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Daniel-Le-Domas.png?resize=388%2C272&amp;ssl=1 388w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><b>Daniel<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">easily<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> the most sympathetic one. He\u2019s the black sheep of the family, mainly because he resents them for their disgusting traditions. When they were kids, Daniel hid his brother Alex in the closet so he wouldn\u2019t witness the victim\u2019s death.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Nice to know there\u2019s one overall nice guy in the family&#8230;did I jinx it again?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Uhhhh\u2026&#8230;yes and no. Daniel lived a pretty rough life. His insane family had messed up his psyche so badly that he turned to drinking just to cope with it. His wife (ironically named \u201cCharity\u201d) married Daniel only for his money, and the two pretty much hate each other\u2019s guts.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Angry, cynical husband with drinking problems. Gold-digging wife who resents him. Are we talking about Michael and Amanda again?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: \u2026..Come to think of it, they do sound similar! Anyway, Daniel gets dragged into the whole hide-and-seek shenanigan with his family. But he\u2019s become so jaded at this point that he<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> just doesn\u2019t care<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. In fact, when he runs into Grace in the study room, he <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">purposely <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">lets her go! And just for a laugh, he calls his family to the study <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">after <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">she\u2019s gone!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(As Tony) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou had one job, son! ONE JOB!!!\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: This does lead to a pretty funny scene in the movie.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tony: Do you think this is some <\/span><\/i><b><i>fucking <\/i><\/b><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">game!?<br \/>\n<\/span><\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Daniel: Yes. Hide-and-seek. Remember?<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Eventually, Daniel\u2019s conscience catches up with him and he actively tries to help Grace escape. Partly for his brother\u2019s sake, but also because it\u2019s the right thing to do. He even sabotages the ritual that would\u2019ve killed Grace, allowing her to get free.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Impressed) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Well, good for him for showing some moral courage!\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Sadly, being the one good guy in his family ends up being his undoing. He gets shot to death by his greedy bitch wife Charity.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: That\u2019s a shame. Still, better to die a hero than to live long enough to become the villain.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3413\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3413\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Emilie-Fitch.png?fit=512%2C335&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,335\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Emilie &amp;#038; Fitch\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Emilie-Fitch.png?fit=512%2C335&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3413 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Emilie-Fitch.png?resize=546%2C357&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"546\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Emilie-Fitch.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Emilie-Fitch.png?resize=300%2C196&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Emilie-Fitch.png?resize=416%2C272&amp;ssl=1 416w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 546px) 100vw, 546px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><b>Emilie and her husband Fitch<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> are by <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">far <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">the biggest dumbasses in the family. Incompetent, careless, and downright stupid, they\u2019re actually more of a threat to the Le Domases than to Grace! They\u2019re given a shotgun and a crossbow respectively, which neither knows how to use properly. It also <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">really <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">doesn\u2019t help that Emilie is addicted to coke.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Idiots + Weapons + Drugs = Complete Disaster. Remember that, people.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Fitch is a bumbling doofus who spends more time texting on his phone or trying to figure out how his crossbow works. Emilie meanwhile accidentally shoots two maids dead by her sheer clumsiness. She even forgets her damn shotgun numerous times, and when she does have it, she can\u2019t even hit Grace from less than 20 feet away!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(unimpressed) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There\u2019s purposely undermining your family\u2019s goal, and then there\u2019s just being too stupid to accomplish it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Spells it out)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (I-N)-(C-O-M)-(P-E-T)-(E-N-T). Put \u2018em together, what does it spell?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: INCOMPETENT!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3412\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3412\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Grace-Le-Domas.png?fit=512%2C341&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,341\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Grace Le Domas\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Grace-Le-Domas.png?fit=512%2C341&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3412 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Grace-Le-Domas.png?resize=566%2C377&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"566\" height=\"377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Grace-Le-Domas.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Grace-Le-Domas.png?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Grace-Le-Domas.png?resize=408%2C272&amp;ssl=1 408w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 566px) 100vw, 566px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Finally, we come to <\/span><b>Grace.<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Poor, poor Grace. The innocent lamb dragged to the slaughter. The protagonist and hero, she starts off thinking her marriage to Alex would be the happiest night of her life.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: But we all know by now that ain\u2019t the case.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Which is why I won\u2019t go over the whole sordid story again. Grace caught on quickly though, and realized that her husband\u2019s family is out to get her. Rather than sit on her ass and wait to die, our girl runs, dodges, and fights through every attempt the Le Domases make to kill her. The whole disaster left Grace scarred and bruised, and her wedding dress torn and bloody. But in the end, she survived till the morning and won the hide-and-seek game. What follows is one of the most gruesomely satisfying endings of any movie!<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RJ_jv3JMs2g?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Laughing maniacally)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Wow! Now THAT\u2019s one hell of a penalty for losing! Can\u2019t say I feel bad for them, though.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: I wonder how Grace is going to explain all this to the police? \u201cMy husband\u2019s psychotic family chased me around the house, trying to murder me and sacrifice me to Satan, because family tradition.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray:&#8230;&#8230;Yeah, somehow I don\u2019t think they\u2019ll buy that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: The moral of the story: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When you play games with the Devil, you always lose.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3421\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3421\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Brittanian-Royal-Family.jpg?fit=436%2C512&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"436,512\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Brittanian Royal Family\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Brittanian-Royal-Family.jpg?fit=436%2C512&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3421 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Brittanian-Royal-Family.jpg?resize=436%2C512&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"436\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Brittanian-Royal-Family.jpg?w=436&amp;ssl=1 436w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Brittanian-Royal-Family.jpg?resize=255%2C300&amp;ssl=1 255w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Brittanian-Royal-Family.jpg?resize=232%2C272&amp;ssl=1 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 436px) 100vw, 436px\" \/>Number 5<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>The Britannian Imperial Family <\/b><\/span><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>(<em>Code Geass<\/em>)<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dKFhiYgsC3A?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: If you\u2019re the least bit surprised that these guys made it to this list, then you need your eyes checked.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Or\u2026..just watch <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Code Geass. <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Seriously, it\u2019s on like every streaming service ever.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: I\u2019ve gone at length about the Britannias before. I ranked Charles as Number 1 on the list of Worst Manga and Anime Dad. His wife Marianne made it to Number 8 on Worst Mothers, and even Lelouch is the second-worst sibling you could ask for right behind Dio Brando himself.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: The Britannian Royal Family has more betrayals and backstabbings than the Roman Empire<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Members will happily screw each other over just to get the slightest bit higher on the social ladder and most of the family itself consists of either cousins or half-siblings because Big Daddy Charles is a <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">notorious <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">womanizer, and it\u2019s often questionable as to how much the mothers truly love their children. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Especially <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">if Marianne is anything to go by.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3428\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3428\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Clovis-Schneizel.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Clovis &amp;#038; Schneizel\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Clovis-Schneizel.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3428 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Clovis-Schneizel.png?resize=512%2C288&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Clovis-Schneizel.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Clovis-Schneizel.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Clovis-Schneizel.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/>Left to Right: Princes Clovis and Schneizel.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: You have your typical elitists like <\/span><b>Clovis and Schneizel<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, who are your run-of-the-mill snobs. Clovis is uppity as they come, but the rest of his family see him as little more than cannon fodder and it shows&#8211;a week passes before ANY kind of funeral ceremony is held in his honor. Schneizel, however, is another story entirely. He\u2019s a pragmatic strategist who will not only taunt his brother into giving up an easy win, he\u2019ll force his own sister to continually launch black-hole nukes that can eliminate countless people and forever change the landscape in one sitting.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3427\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3427\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Corneilia-Euphemia.png?fit=361%2C512&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"361,512\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Corneilia &amp;#038; Euphemia\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Corneilia-Euphemia.png?fit=361%2C512&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3427 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Corneilia-Euphemia.png?resize=361%2C512&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"361\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Corneilia-Euphemia.png?w=361&amp;ssl=1 361w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Corneilia-Euphemia.png?resize=212%2C300&amp;ssl=1 212w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Corneilia-Euphemia.png?resize=192%2C272&amp;ssl=1 192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 361px) 100vw, 361px\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">\u201cDid you make sure it\u2019s not a crown of thorns this time?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Then you have <\/span><b>Cornelia <\/b>and her younger sister<b> Euphemia,<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> who are actually not as terrible as the rest of their family. Sure, Cornelia is a ruthless warlord with an unhealthy grudge against Elevens (Japanese), but she at least adores her little sister and frequently dotes on her. She even had no problem with Suzaku, a Japanese-born Brittannian, being part of the army because of his competence as a soldier.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Euphie meanwhile is an absolute <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">angel. <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She&#8217;s a sweet girl who falls in love with Suzaku despite his Japanese heritage, and she even used her powers as Sub-Viceroy to try and establish a safe zone for Elevens where they could live in peace. In fact, she was one of the ONLY members of the Brittanian family who was wanting to change the empire for the better.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Before Lelouch came and fucked the whole thing up. But we&#8217;ll get to him later.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3426\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3426\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-VV.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Charles &amp;#038; VV\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-VV.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3426 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-VV.png?resize=512%2C288&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-VV.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-VV.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-VV.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/>Guess who\u2019s the older brother?<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><b>V.V.<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (pronounced \u201cV2\u201d) may look like a kid, but he\u2019s actually Charles\u2019 <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">older<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> brother, gifted with immortality and eternal youth. Bet that\u2019d make things weird for family reunions&#8211;your dad\u2019s an old man, but your uncle is a little boy? Awkward\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: While his \u201cyounger\u201d brother Charles publicly ran the Empire, VV worked behind the scenes, gathering research on the power of Geass in order to help his family achieve their ultimate goal to achieve Ragnarok. We\u2019ll get back to that, but oh, boy. It\u2019s a doozy.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3425\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3425\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Odysseus-Brittania.png?fit=401%2C228&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"401,228\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Odysseus Brittania\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Odysseus-Brittania.png?fit=401%2C228&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3425 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Odysseus-Brittania.png?resize=620%2C353&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Odysseus-Brittania.png?w=401&amp;ssl=1 401w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Odysseus-Brittania.png?resize=300%2C171&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/>\u201cUh, marrying minors is legal in this country, right?\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: And then there\u2019s <\/span><b>Odysseus<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> who is <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">way <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">too comfortable with marrying the 13-year-old Empress of the Chinese Federation. I mean, yeah, it <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">was <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">a political marriage meant to increase Brittania\u2019s power in Asia, but by normal standards it\u2019s <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">extremely <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">creepy and unethical!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3424\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3424\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-Lelouch-Marianne.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Charles, Lelouch, &amp;#038; Marianne\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-Lelouch-Marianne.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3424 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-Lelouch-Marianne.png?resize=621%2C349&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"621\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-Lelouch-Marianne.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-Lelouch-Marianne.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-Lelouch-Marianne.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 621px) 100vw, 621px\" \/>The Unholy Trinity.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: And then you have the BIG motherfuckers of the family: Father, Mother, and Son. <\/span><b>Charles, Marianne, and Lelouch.<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> These three are arguably the central characters of <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Code Geass<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, as their actions determine most of the major events of the story.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: As I said before, Charles is the Number 1 Worst Anime Dad ever. But to keep things short and avoid going into yet another tirade against him, we\u2019ll just cover the basics. Like we said, he was a huge player and had children numbering in the hundreds, and he could not give a single crap about any of them. He\u2019s willing to manipulate them, brainwash them, wipe their memories, mind-rape them blind and traumatize them for life&#8230;and he ENJOYS IT!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: In his very first appearance, Charles puts his twisted Social Darwinist worldview on full display at Clovis\u2019 state funeral. His ideology that \u201cAll men are not created equal\u201d is the foundation on which the whole Britannian Empire stands. It\u2019s also his justification for the Empire\u2019s endless list of war crimes.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mrA-SxiLN4M?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Hang on\u2026..this reminds me of something.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3423\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3423\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-Gihren.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Charles &amp;#038; Gihren\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-Gihren.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3423 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-Gihren.png?resize=624%2C351&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"624\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-Gihren.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-Gihren.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Charles-Gihren.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 624px) 100vw, 624px\" \/>Gundam fans should find this disturbingly familiar.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Huh? Who\u2019s the guy on the right?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Oh, don\u2019t worry. We\u2019ll get to him later. Just know right now that he\u2019s a hundred times worse than Emperor Charles.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Sarcastically) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh, I can\u2019t wait! Anyway, back to my earlier point. Charles brings his warped ideals home by regularly turning his children against each other while he sits back with a bag of popcorn and just watches! He shows absolutely zero regard for his youngest daughter Nunally, who was left blind and crippled after his wife\u2019s supposed murder.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Lelouch was so disgusted at his father\u2019s callousness towards Nunally that he rejected his claim to the throne.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tcZ8hKbc-nE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: I mean, geez! Imagine being nine years old and hearing your father say all that! Sure, it\u2019s partially because Charles knew the whole time that his wife wasn\u2019t really dead, but Lelouch had no way of knowing that! And it still doesn\u2019t change the fact that his sister is blind and paraplegic!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Speaking of Marianne, she\u2019s no better than her husband. She exhibits similar levels of sadism, but she also works in cahoots with Chuck. She also manipulates people through her Geass power so that they do exactly what she and Charles want them to do. Just like her husband, she also viewed her children as mere possessions with no humanity.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Remember when Marianne was murdered early on in the story? Turns out it was planned by both herself and Charles to allow Marianne to manipulate her kids behind the scenes, while her husband rules Britannia and conducts his Thought Elevator project in secret. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Which is a <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">whole <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">other can of worms on its own. And finally, there\u2019s Lelouch. He may be the protagonist, but he is ANYTHING but a hero.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: I should point out that just because Lelouch is on this list doesn\u2019t mean I hate him as a character. In fact, he\u2019s one of my favorite anime protagonists. He\u2019s intelligent, ruthless and manipulative, but he\u2019s also morally conflicted about his actions, especially when they lead to innocent people suffering. His own hubris ultimately becomes his downfall at the very end.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Like I said, he\u2019s a bad guy in a family of worse guys. He screws over his siblings with almost every action he takes, including those that have done nothing and actually treat him nicely (like Euphemia and Nunnally). Granted, some of his siblings had it coming, like Clovis, but he\u2019s frequently shown to be no better than them&#8230;and even WORSE in more than one aspect.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Something you neglected to point out to seal this deal?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: What?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Lelouch brainwashed his own sister&#8211;who was no longer blind but still paraplegic&#8211;into forking over a nuke button just so he could get a leg-up on Schneizel. And then Lelouch arranged his own murder and forcibly had Nunally become the Empress. This worked out in the end as Nunally turned out to be a wise and just queen, but <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">damn<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, that\u2019s still a huge dick move to put on his sister.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Especially since everything he did up to that point was for Nunally\u2019s sake! Oh, and what happened to Charles and Marianne?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Let\u2019s just say\u2026..those fuckers got what they deserved.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WyvgD9CBpb0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: And not soon enough it was! Well, at least we can be happy that there isn\u2019t an anime with an even <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">worse<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> royal family.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham:&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: There is, isn\u2019t there?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: There is. They\u2019re next on the list.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Oh, no\u2026..<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3422\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3422\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Zabi-Family.jpg?fit=1194%2C1200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1194,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Zabi Family\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Zabi-Family.jpg?fit=660%2C663&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3422 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Zabi-Family.jpg?resize=560%2C563&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Zabi-Family.jpg?resize=768%2C772&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Zabi-Family.jpg?resize=1019%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1019w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Zabi-Family.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Zabi-Family.jpg?resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Zabi-Family.jpg?resize=271%2C272&amp;ssl=1 271w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Zabi-Family.jpg?w=1194&amp;ssl=1 1194w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><b>Number 4<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Zabi Family<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><b><i>(Mobile Suit Gundam)<br \/>\n<\/i><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9ExD6T2f3WE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: And <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">this <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">is the family in question. I\u2019ve just been WAITING to talk about these psychopaths! If you thought the Mishimas and Brittannias were backstabbing pricks, you ain\u2019t seen nothin\u2019 yet!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: There\u2019s an old saying that all\u2019s fair in love and war.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: But the Zabi Family takes the war aspect WAY too far!<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Would you expect any less from, basically, Space Nazis?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Well, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mobile Suit Gundam<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (at least the<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Universal Century<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> timeline), is basically World War II in Space with giant robots. Anyway, the series takes place in the far future, where mankind has found a new home among the stars in giant, cylindrical Space Colonies.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: At least climate change is now a thing of the past.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: The colonies are arranged in seven \u201cSides\u201d, each governed by the ruling government, the Earth Federation. But Side 3, Munzo, wants independence from the Federation, led by the ideals of renowned philosopher Zeon Deikun.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Okay\u2026..but where do the Zabis fit in all this?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: The Zabis were a noble family believed to be supporters of Deikun\u2019s cause. They took Deikun\u2019s family in for shelter just as anti-Federation tensions were heating up. But when Deikun was supposed to declare Side 3\u2019s independence, he died of a mysterious heart attack.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3431\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3431\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Zeon-Deikun-Dies.gif?fit=320%2C240&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"320,240\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Zeon Deikun Dies\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Zeon-Deikun-Dies.gif?fit=320%2C240&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3431 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Zeon-Deikun-Dies.gif?resize=536%2C402&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"536\" height=\"402\" \/>And so it begins&#8230;<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Man\u2026\u2026.talk about bad timing!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: It\u2019s implied that the Zabis poisoned Deikun\u2019s water and used the public tragedy of his death to gain power, but never confirmed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Note: Deikun was under a great deal of stress while preparing his speech, so it\u2019s possible his heart attack was just an accident.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Still, if that\u2019s true, it\u2019s pretty despicable to betray someone after offering them shelter!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Even more despicable, the Zabis quickly took over Munzo in the wake of Deikun\u2019s death, renaming it as the Principality of Zeon. In other words, they hijacked his name for public sympathy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray:&#8230;&#8230;They named the colony after the person they supposedly killed <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">just to gain power!?<\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Yep. And trust me, we\u2019re just getting started! Under the Zabis, Side 3 quickly transitioned from a peaceful republic to a fascist regime. And what&#8217;s the one thing every fascist regime does best?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Sarge: Start a war?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: While the Federation certainly isn&#8217;t blameless either, the Zabis worked all sorts of dirty deals to prepare an invasion of Earth. Such acts include funding the invention of Mobile Suits, attempting to murder rival families, and <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">MASS FREAKING GENOCIDE.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Oooooooooh, this <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">can\u2019t<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> be good.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Trust me, it\u2019s not. To put it in perspective, the One Year War was heavily inspired by World War II, which resulted in the deaths of 75 million people. The One Year War: 5.9 billion. <\/span><b>BILLION. <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With a \u201cB!\u201d And the Zabis are at fault for much of it!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Oh. My. God.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Exactly. But now that I\u2019ve let that sink in, I can finally talk about the Zabi Family as individuals.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3432\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3432\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Degwin-Zabi.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Degwin Zabi\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Degwin-Zabi.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3432 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Degwin-Zabi.png?resize=604%2C340&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"604\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Degwin-Zabi.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Degwin-Zabi.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Degwin-Zabi.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/>Principal Kobayakawa with sunglasses.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><b>Degwin Sodo Zabi<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is the father and patriarch of the family. He rose to power after Zeon Deikun died, claiming that he named Degwin as the successor of Side 3\u2019s ideals. As a result, Degwin is now basically the \u201cKing\u201d of Zeon. However, he\u2019s really little more than a figurehead. Aside from bossing his children around, Degwin doesn\u2019t really do all that much in the bigger picture. In fact, it\u2019s his kids that hold all the real power in Zeon.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Reminds me of the British Royal Family (no offense to our readers in Britain!)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Speaking of Degwin\u2019s offspring, most of them don\u2019t really have a close relationship with him, as they see him more as their boss than their father. Degwin doesn\u2019t show much affection either, and actually resents most of his children for being ruthless, psychopathic war criminals. But he\u2019s very fond of his youngest son Garma for being a genuinely nice and gentle kid. We\u2019ll touch on him later.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: What a shame that such a nice kid ended up with a family of anime Nazis.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3433\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3433\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Gihren-Zabi.png?fit=500%2C264&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,264\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Gihren Zabi\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Gihren-Zabi.png?fit=500%2C264&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3433 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Gihren-Zabi.png?resize=626%2C331&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"626\" height=\"331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Gihren-Zabi.png?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Gihren-Zabi.png?resize=300%2C158&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 626px) 100vw, 626px\" \/>Pictured above: Space Hitler<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Seething) <\/span><\/i><b>Gihren. Zabi.<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> If there is a human form for pure evil and tyranny in any Gundam universe, it\u2019s Gihren Zabi. I could write a 52-page essay on what a colossal shitlord he is, and I <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">still <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">wouldn\u2019t be done! He\u2019s not only the most evil and despicable member of the Zabi Family, he\u2019s the low that all other Gundam villains <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">aspire <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">to sink to! His actions <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">alone <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">caused not only the One Year War, but every other major conflict in the Universal Century!\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: I can already tell you have a lot to say about him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Where do I even start!? Right off the bat, Gihren is an opportunist who uses any public tragedy to his advantage, whether he caused it or not. He uses his power as Supreme Commander to twist Zeon Deikun\u2019s Newtype theory to justify a genocidal invasion against Earth. He was also the main sponsor of Dr. Minovsky\u2019s project to make Mobile Suits suitable for war. Over the next decade, Gihren\u2019s power and influence grew to the point that he basically outranked his father and became the true dictator of Zeon. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Inhales deeply) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And then\u2026\u2026..<\/span><b>Operation British <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">happened.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3434\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3434\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Operation-British.png?fit=512%2C274&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,274\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Operation British\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Operation-British.png?fit=512%2C274&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3434 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Operation-British.png?resize=607%2C325&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"607\" height=\"325\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Operation-British.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Operation-British.png?resize=300%2C161&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Operation-British.png?resize=508%2C272&amp;ssl=1 508w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 607px) 100vw, 607px\" \/>The last sunset Sydney ever saw.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Fearfully)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> W-what\u2019s Operation British? <em>(And why does that image look like \u201cK.T. Event 2.0\u201d?)<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Somberly)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> The first Colony Drop. On January 3, 0079, Gihren ordered the hijacking of a Side 2 space colony. His plan was to drop the colony on Jaburo, the Federation\u2019s secret South American base. The impact would result in a nuclear explosion that would wipe out Jaburo and cripple the Federation\u2019s military power. But as the colony entered the atmosphere, it split up into three pieces. They each missed Jaburo and landed in three separate parts of Earth, with the biggest one hitting Sydney, Australia. The end result? Well\u2026\u2026.just watch.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ooydN0Aqf3s?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: You saw that, right? Operation British\u2013which was authorized by Gihren Zabi\u2013resulted in the death of nearly 50% of the world\u2019s population. Let me repeat that:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #ff0000;\"><b>GIHREN ZABI WIPED OUT HALF THE POPULATION OF EARTH!!!<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Horrified beyond words) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I ju&#8211;I-I-I ca&#8211;how doe&#8211;I thought Charles zi Brittannia\u2019s genocide of Japanese people was disgusting enough, but THIS!? What the hell is going on through that maniac\u2019s head!? What does he get out of this?! <\/span><b>WHAT CONVINCED HIM THIS WAS WORTH DOING?!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Now you understand the kind of psychopath Gihren is. As you might\u2019ve guessed, the Federation immediately declared war on Zeon, resulting in the One Year War. The conflict devolved into a stalemate that lasted for months. During this time, an arms race began as each side began developing new Mobile Suits in an attempt to tip the war in their favor. More on that later.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: But what does that have to do with Gihren?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Nothing directly, but it does affect the rest of his family. Let\u2019s leave Gihren for a bit and start talking about his siblings.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3435\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3435\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Zabi.png?fit=360%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"360,360\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Garma Zabi\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Zabi.png?fit=360%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3435 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Zabi.png?resize=424%2C424&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"424\" height=\"424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Zabi.png?w=360&amp;ssl=1 360w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Zabi.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Zabi.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Zabi.png?resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Zabi.png?resize=272%2C272&amp;ssl=1 272w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 424px) 100vw, 424px\" \/>Yes, that is, in fact, a dude.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Starting with his youngest brother, <\/span><b>Garma<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. The Purple Prince might look like an arrogant pretty boy (because he kind of is), but he\u2019s not really a bad guy compared to the rest of the Zabis. He joined the Zeon Military Academy at the ripe age of 15 and became the class rep because of his ties to the Zabi Family. Because of this, some other cadets saw Garma as a lazy rich kid who only gets by through nepotism.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3436\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3436\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Taking-Pictures.gif?fit=512%2C373&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,373\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Garma Taking Pictures\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Taking-Pictures.gif?fit=512%2C373&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3436 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Taking-Pictures.gif?resize=512%2C373&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"373\" \/>Esquire Magazine: \u201cSexiest Woman Alive\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Can\u2019t really blame them, considering the celebrity treatment he\u2019s getting.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: But\u2013academically at least\u2013Garma was a very capable student. He studied very hard and scored higher grades than most of his classmates. But when it comes to being a soldier, he\u2019s\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3438\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3438\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Falls-Off-A-Cliff.gif?fit=320%2C240&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"320,240\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Garma Falls Off A Cliff\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Falls-Off-A-Cliff.gif?fit=320%2C240&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3438 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Garma-Falls-Off-A-Cliff.gif?resize=479%2C359&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"479\" height=\"359\" \/>You have NO idea how long it took me to get this GIF to work!<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham:&#8230;..Not the best.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Oooooooouch\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Yeah. Brilliant as he is, Garma doesn\u2019t really have the mental or physical toughness it takes to survive in combat. This makes him very insecure and doubtful of his skills as a soldier. It also puts him at odds against Char Aznable, who\u2019s much better in the field than Garma is.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Ah, the classic brainy nerd vs strong athlete rivalry.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: You could say that. Garma\u2019s also naive and easily manipulated, and Char takes full advantage of that. He convinces Garma to lead the cadets on a mutiny against a Federation base that ran their academy (Side 3 was still technically a Federation colony). Char led the assault from the front while the good Zabi prince was safely directing artillery from the rear. The revolt was a success and Char and Garma were hailed as heroes for leading it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: At least Garma finally got to prove himself to his family\u2026.But it doesn\u2019t end there, does it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: During the One Year War, Garma became a colonel and was put in charge of Zeon\u2019s operations in North America. He turned out a pretty impressive commander, taking nearly the whole continent in just a few months! He also found love with Icelina, the daughter of the mayor of the ruined New York City. Garma even considered retiring from the military in order to spend a happy life with his girl.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Overall, Garma sounds like a pretty likable guy, at least compared to Gihren\u2026.But somehow I don\u2019t think he gets a happy ending.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Unfortunately, he doesn\u2019t. Garma reunited with his old war buddy Char, and the two went on a hunt for the Federation\u2019s newest warship, White Base. They tracked the ship down to New York, where it took cover inside the dome of an old stadium. Garma was flying above in a Gaw carrier, while Char did recon on the ground. He found the White Base and gave the coordinates to the Gaw&#8211;and Garma\u2019s fate was sealed.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NiyVV9KbKBw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Wha&#8211;WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Char <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">deliberately<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> gave Garma the wrong coordinates, allowing him to get ambushed and shot down by White Base! Rather than go down quietly, Garma decided to go out in glory by attempting a kamikaze attack.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Better to go out with a roar than a whimper I guess. But why would Char just betray him like that?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Because Char is actually Zeon Deikun\u2019s son, Casval. He grew up believing that the Zabis were responsible for his father\u2019s death and was planning his revenge ever since. Screwing over Garma was just the first step. To make it extra tragic, Garma was his father Degwin\u2019s favorite son. He was so devastated to learn about his son\u2019s death he stopped caring about the war or ruling Zeon.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Wow\u2026&#8230;I really should give this anime props for humanizing the villains.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: A few days later, the other Zabi children held a national funeral for their late brother. How does his big bro Gihren mourn him?&#8230;&#8230;.By basically turning it into a Trump rally for his own power!<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9Q91pwseWhQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Disgusted) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tch! Typical dictator.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Yeah, no kidding. Gundam isn&#8217;t subtle at all when it comes to the Nazi-esque depitctions of its villains. Hell, Gihren&#8217;s own father outright compares him to Hitler near the show&#8217;s conclusion!<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tlJ5j-hSUmQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Figures. He even has a population control plan that pretty much amounts to ethnic cleansing! It&#8217;s like he&#8217;s <em>trying<\/em> to become the next Hitler!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: That&#8217;s just the thing&#8211;<em>he is!\u00a0<\/em>Gihren actually admires fascist dictators like Hitler, and strives to become like him! He believes that democracy only breeds weakness, and that humanity needs a ruthless, authoritatian leader to keep itself alive. He&#8217;s a true fascist to his core.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray:\u00a0<em>(Disgusted)\u00a0<\/em>He clearly didn&#8217;t finish his World War II history class. Gihren doesn&#8217;t know that his &#8220;hero&#8221; lost the war, committed suicide, and brought Germany to years of ruin.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Exactly the fate that befell Zeon because of him. But let&#8217;s stop talking about Gihren for now and move on to his next brother.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3439\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3439\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Zabi.png?fit=225%2C255&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"225,255\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Dozle Zabi\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Zabi.png?fit=225%2C255&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3439 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Zabi.png?resize=359%2C407&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"359\" height=\"407\" \/>He is one\u00a0<strong>ugly\u00a0<\/strong>motherfucker.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Right off the bat, you get an idea of what kind of man <\/span><b>Dozle<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is: a tough, hard-nosed brute who breaks skulls easier than he brushes his teeth.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: He certainly won\u2019t be winning any prizes for \u201cMost Handsome,\u201d that\u2019s for sure.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: He is one ugly sonufabitch. But like Garma, he\u2019s also one of the lesser evils of the Zabi Family. Dozle is a proud military man who loves his country and his family, despite how messed up both are. He was appointed the headmaster of the military academy to keep a close eye on Garma and make sure he was safe. That is, until he was held hostage during the student uprising.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3440\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3440\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Held-Up-By-Zenna.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Dozle Held Up By Zenna\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Held-Up-By-Zenna.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3440 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Held-Up-By-Zenna.png?resize=610%2C343&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"610\" height=\"343\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Held-Up-By-Zenna.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Held-Up-By-Zenna.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Held-Up-By-Zenna.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/>That moment when you\u2019re being held up by your future wife.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: I want you to take a moment to appreciate that a 20-year-old <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">girl <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">is holding a high-ranking Zeon officer at gunpoint <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">by herself! <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zenna Mia is MVP.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: She\u2019s got some guts, that\u2019s for sure!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Believe it or not, the two got married a few weeks later and had a beautiful baby daughter, Mineva.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3441\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3441\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Zenna-Mineva.png?fit=512%2C357&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,357\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Dozle, Zenna, &amp;#038; Mineva\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Zenna-Mineva.png?fit=512%2C357&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3441 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Zenna-Mineva.png?resize=589%2C411&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"589\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Zenna-Mineva.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Zenna-Mineva.png?resize=300%2C209&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Zenna-Mineva.png?resize=390%2C272&amp;ssl=1 390w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 589px) 100vw, 589px\" \/>Awwwwwww\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Aww, that\u2019s sweet! And I\u2019m glad she didn\u2019t inherit her daddy\u2019s looks.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Surprisingly, Dozle turned out to be a pretty good family man. He adores his wife and daughter and thinks the world of them, although he sometimes scares Mineva by accident with his gorilla face.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Compassionate, loving, devoted. Are you sure he wasn\u2019t adopted?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Well, if you want to know some of Dozle\u2019s bad traits\u2026&#8230;he\u2019s a total idiot. While he may be a hardass disciplinarian on the outside, inside he\u2019s really a big kid who desperately wants his older brother\u2019s approval. Remember Operation British?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Shudders) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How can I<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> not<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> remember that horror show?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Well, Dozle shares responsibility for that, too. While his brother Gihren gave the order to drop the colony onto Earth, Dozle was the one who carried it out. When another officer, Ramba Ral, refused to follow the order because of the horrible amount of lives it would take, Dozle gleefully went along with it without even <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">thinking<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> of the consequences! When it finally dawned on Dozle the mass murder he committed, he starts crying like his infant daughter.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3442\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3442\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Crying.gif?fit=320%2C240&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"320,240\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Dozle Crying\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Crying.gif?fit=320%2C240&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3442 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Crying.gif?resize=456%2C342&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"456\" height=\"342\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: While it doesn\u2019t excuse him from killing billions of people, I\u2019m glad he at least feels remorse for it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Anyway, Dozle was cast as Vice Admiral of Zeon\u2019s space forces during the One Year War. He even fought in the frontlines himself a couple of times in a custom-made Zaku.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3444\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3444\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Leads-A-Zeon-Assault.png?fit=512%2C410&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,410\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Dozle Leads A Zeon Assault\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Leads-A-Zeon-Assault.png?fit=512%2C410&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3444 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Leads-A-Zeon-Assault.png?resize=512%2C410&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Leads-A-Zeon-Assault.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Leads-A-Zeon-Assault.png?resize=300%2C240&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozle-Leads-A-Zeon-Assault.png?resize=340%2C272&amp;ssl=1 340w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/>SIEG ZEON!!!<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Well, I\u2019ll give him this\u2026..that is one badass picture.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Zeon Propaganda FTW. Anyway, Dozle\u2019s most famous moment was during the Battle of Solomon near the end of the war. At this point, the Federation had retaken control of the Earth and forced Zeon back into Space. Weeks passed, and the Zeons were losing more and more ground to the enemy. Solomon was one of their last major strongholds, and of course <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">that <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">was lost to the Feds too (and renamed \u201cKonpei Island.\u201d Stupid name if you ask me).<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: More and more this sounds like how the Axis Powers lost World War II.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Dozle, who was in charge of Solomon before it was lost, led a desperate battle in an attempt to retake it. He piloted the humongous Mobile Armor, the \u201cBig Zam,\u201d using its devastating firepower to wipe out dozens of Feddie Mobile Suits. It\u2019s here that Dozle arguably gets the best death scene of his family.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: So how does he bite it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Everything goes fine for Dozle until he encounters the RX-78 Gundam, piloted by Federation war hero Amuro Ray. When the Gundam fatally damages the Big Zam, Dozle decides to go down fighting like the proud warrior he is.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/LIfzhVtFqSI\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u0e01\u0e31\u0e19\u0e14\u0e31\u0e49\u0e21 vs Big Zam<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: You were right! If there was a way to go out, that would be the one I choose!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: While it is an awesome death scene, Dozle\u2019s body was sadly never recovered. In <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zeta Gundam: A New Translation<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, it\u2019s still floating motionlessly in Space.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3445\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3445\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozles-Corpse.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Dozle&amp;#8217;s Corpse\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozles-Corpse.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3445 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozles-Corpse.png?resize=585%2C329&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"585\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozles-Corpse.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozles-Corpse.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Dozles-Corpse.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/>The vision of my nightmares<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Shudders) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How horrible. I\u2019d hate to end up like that.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Know what\u2019s funny? Dying in Outer Space is actually one of my deepest fears. But enough about Dozle now. Let\u2019s move on to Kycilia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3446\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3446\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Kycilia-Zabi.png?fit=512%2C385&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,385\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Kycilia Zabi\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Kycilia-Zabi.png?fit=512%2C385&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3446 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Kycilia-Zabi.png?resize=512%2C385&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Kycilia-Zabi.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Kycilia-Zabi.png?resize=300%2C226&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Kycilia-Zabi.png?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Kycilia-Zabi.png?resize=200%2C150&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Kycilia-Zabi.png?resize=362%2C272&amp;ssl=1 362w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/>Pictured above: Fem!Cobra Commander<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><b>Kycilia<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is the only sister of the Zabis. And she\u2019s easily the most petty. She wears that mask because she believes that no commoner is allowed to gaze upon her flawless beauty.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Ugh&#8230;Even Cornelia wasn\u2019t this arrogant.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: In <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Gundam: The Origins, <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">she was sent to capture Zeon Deikun\u2019s family after his sudden death. But she instead let them go, not seeing them as much of a threat. This earned her a nasty slap from her older brother, <\/span><b>Sasro<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/span><i><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Now was <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">that <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">really necessary?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Don\u2019t worry, he pretty much serves the same role as Clovis. Obviously, Kycilia didn\u2019t take kindly to being slapped by her brother. So how does she retaliate?&#8230;.BY BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING CAR!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: She blows up her brother over a <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">slap<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!? Talk about disproportionate retribution!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Told you she was petty. Then again, nobody really liked Sasro anyway. By the way, this is also how Dozle got his scars. And no, he never suspects his own sister was behind it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Idiot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Anyway, Kycilia started making more of an effort to capture or assassinate Deikun\u2019s children, thereby consolidating her family\u2019s power over Zeon. Years later, she learned that Casval was leaving to enlist in the Zeon Military Academy. She planned to blow up the transport he would\u2019ve taken to reach the colony. The plan only failed because Casval thought ahead and used his stepbrother as a decoy.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/p7i1sL-k-Jc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;start=3&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: Planned assassination aside, it\u2019s really, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">really<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> low to leave your adoptive brother to die just to throw your would-be killers off your trail.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: I think we all know by now Char has no problem with betraying his friends. As for Kycilia\u2013as much of a cruel bitch she is, even she has her limits. Her father Degwin was tired of all the bloodshed and destruction and decided to arrange a cease-fire with the Federation. But right before peace negotiations could begin, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Der Fuhrer <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Gihren fired a giant laser cannon called the Solar Ray, wiping out his father <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">both the Zeon and Federation fleets! Just because he <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">wanted to keep the war going!<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/s078jqWZltQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Shocked and angry)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> First he drops a colony on Earth, then he Death Star\u2019s his own <\/span><b>father!? <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Just to prolong a war that\u2019s already killed millions of people!? Arkham, does this jackass die, already!?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Yes, thankfully enough! And it\u2019s his own sister that does him in! She may have blown up her own brother over a slap, but even <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">she <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">wouldn\u2019t sink so low as to commit patricide. She confronts Gihren while he\u2019s riding high on his perceived victory, and shoots him right in the back of the head!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BFakXWml4e0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: With her dickhead brother dead, Kycilia assumes command of the remaining Zeon forces during the Federation\u2019s raid on A Baoa Qu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: Good riddance! Although a bullet to the brain is too good for that bastard!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: How about an RPG instead? Kycilia gets one right in the face courtesy of Char, just as she\u2019s attempting to retreat! What we got is literally <\/span><b>the<\/b> <b>greatest headshot in the history of mankind!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EwR_Vu6FSYY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: WOAH!!! A bullet through the back of the head is one thing, but a bazooka rocket to the<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> face<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!? Gundam is hardcore, man!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Now you see why I love this anime so much. Anyway, Kycilia\u2019s death left the remaining Zeons leaderless, allowing the Federation to take A Baoa Qu fairly easily. And thus the One Year War ends, and a peace treaty is signed with the Federation deciding all terms. The Zabi family is all but extinct with the only survivor being Dozle\u2019s daughter <\/span><b>Mineva<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. But unlike the rest of them, she grows up to be a wise, benevolent ruler.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3463\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3463\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Mineva-Zabi.png?fit=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"400,400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Mineva Zabi\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Mineva-Zabi.png?fit=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3463 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Mineva-Zabi.png?resize=400%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Mineva-Zabi.png?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Mineva-Zabi.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Mineva-Zabi.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Mineva-Zabi.png?resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Mineva-Zabi.png?resize=272%2C272&amp;ssl=1 272w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>All hail Princess Mineva!<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: That\u2019s sad, being the only surviving member of your whole family. Still, good on her for not keeping up her family\u2019s horrible legacy. At least now we won\u2019t have to worry about any more colony drops\u2026\u2026..right?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Sighs sadly)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3464\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=3464\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Future-Colony-Drops.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Future Colony Drops\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Future-Colony-Drops.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3464 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Future-Colony-Drops.png?resize=512%2C288&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Future-Colony-Drops.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Future-Colony-Drops.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Future-Colony-Drops.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It never ends.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ray: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Sigh)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> If there\u2019s one lesson science-fiction has taught me, it\u2019s this: the future SUCKS.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arkham: Sadly, that often seems to be the case. I guess it&#8217;s true what they say in <em>Fallout<\/em>: <\/span><b>War never changes.<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Arkham: Okay, okay, okay! We&#8217;ve made it to the home stretch, baby! We only have three more entries to go through!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ray: What horrendous families will we see next, and which of the ones we&#8217;ve seen so far was your favorite (or least favorite)? Until next time, everyone! Stay cool!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Number 7 The Bakers (Resident Evil 7) Ray: You ever wonder what it would be like if your whole family was a bunch of slasher-horror villains? Arkham: Well, the guys over at Capcom had that idea and made it the premise of their 7th installment of Resident Evil. 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