{"id":1094,"date":"2021-07-17T17:02:40","date_gmt":"2021-07-17T21:02:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?p=1094"},"modified":"2021-11-28T19:07:47","modified_gmt":"2021-11-29T00:07:47","slug":"death-battle-link-vs-talion-prelude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?p=1094","title":{"rendered":"Death Battle: Link vs Talion (Prelude)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1143\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1143\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Death-Battle-Title-Link-vs-Talion.png?fit=800%2C450&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,450\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Death Battle Title&amp;#8211;Link vs Talion\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Death-Battle-Title-Link-vs-Talion.png?fit=660%2C371&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1143\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Death-Battle-Title-Link-vs-Talion.png?resize=540%2C304&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Death-Battle-Title-Link-vs-Talion.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Death-Battle-Title-Link-vs-Talion.png?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Death-Battle-Title-Link-vs-Talion.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Death-Battle-Title-Link-vs-Talion.png?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><b>INTRODUCTION<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/jYmzhq56Vss&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/jYmzhq56Vss&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: I\u2019m a descendant of a long line of French warriors. When I was a child, my dad used to tell me how each member of our family defended our country in her time of need, from the Hundred Years\u2019 War all the way to World War II. He also taught me over and over the Knight\u2019s Code of Chivalry that was passed down to us:\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Be bold and strong in thy enemy&#8217;s face. <\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Admit thine faults with courage and grace. <\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Honor and faith are thy sword and shield. <\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">From the knight&#8217;s path of chivalry, thou shalt never yield.&#8221;<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Scottish accent)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> The courageous and noble lives led by real life knights led to countless tales of fictional or semi-mythical heroes including King Arthur, Joan of Arc, Siegfried, and Sir Galahad. Even today, we see the same tradition carried on in the worlds crafted by Nintendo and JRR Tolkein!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Which leads to the topic of this episode! Imagine yourself as a lone soldier on a battlefield, surrounded by hordes of orcs and monsters. All of your allies are dead, missing, or captured. You\u2019re bleeding, bruised, and barely able to stand. Your armor is broken beyond use, and all your only weapon is a dulled, bloodstained sword. You\u2019re hopelessly outnumbered and have no chance of survival. Instead of running away, you let out one last war cry and charge in, ready to take as many bastards down with you as you can! <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That\u2019s <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">the kind of badass that the two warriors represent in this battle!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>Link, the champion of Hyrule who ended the reign of Calamity Ganon.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1096\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1096\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-1.gif?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Link #1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-1.gif?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1096 size-newspack-article-block-square-small\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-1.gif?resize=400%2C288&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"288\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Versus&#8230;<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>Talion of Gondor, the undead Ranger who ran a crusade of vengeance against Lord Sauron.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1097\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1097\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-1.gif?fit=480%2C270&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"480,270\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Talion #1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-1.gif?fit=480%2C270&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1097 size-newspack-article-block-square-small\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-1.gif?resize=400%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"270\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><i>Je m\u2019appelle Louis LeVainqueur, <\/i><\/b><b>The Blue Knight!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1098\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1098\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Louis LeVainquer\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?fit=660%2C371&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1098\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?resize=454%2C256&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"454\" height=\"256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?resize=1200%2C675&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Louis-LeVainquer.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 454px) 100vw, 454px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>And I\u2019m Edward Elvis, the Red Mage!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1101\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1101\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Edward Elvis #2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?fit=660%2C371&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1101\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?resize=457%2C257&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"457\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?resize=1200%2C675&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Edward-Elvis-2.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 457px) 100vw, 457px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: But before we get started, there\u2019s a very special guest we\u2019d like to introduce. Someone who generously devoted his time and energy into gathering all the necessary research for this episode!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: This time it isn\u2019t a character from each fighter\u2019s respective universe. It\u2019s actually a fellow Death Battle writer! He\u2019s an up-and-coming author with lots of talent and potential, and wants to put it on full display here! May we introduce\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2026\u2026<\/span><b>The Father of All Monsters, Lord Mortem!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1105\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1105\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-Mortem-2.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Lord Mortem #2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-Mortem-2.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1105\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-Mortem-2.png?resize=469%2C264&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"469\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-Mortem-2.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-Mortem-2.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-Mortem-2.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 469px) 100vw, 469px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(&#8220;Father of All Monsters?&#8221; That seems a bit grandiose.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(A title like that can&#8217;t mean anything good.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Lord Mortem here is the representative of SobekApep&#8217;s DeviantArt channel. His boss is a relatively new DB author responsible for writing &#8220;<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Voldemort vs Orochimaru.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/sobekapep\/art\/Prelude-Survival-War-of-the-Immortal-Serpents-860114039\">Prelude: Survival War of the Immortal Serpents<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/sobekapep\/art\/DB-Survival-War-of-the-Immortal-Serpents-860413093\">DB: Survival War of the Immortal Serpents<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: We read it and were very impressed by his work. He also runs an account on Quora where he calculates the power scaling of all sorts of characters. So if you will, please check out his blog site when you get the chance.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=RQf8xuJ10uA&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=RQf8xuJ10uA&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Mortem bows politely)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Dark, baritone English accent)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Thank you very much for your kind support.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: So before we get this started, please tell us a little about yourself and where you come from.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Very well. I was born and raised in a manor, in Albania, as Oraclum of House Serpensanguinis, a noble house from England that moved to Albania shortly after Dark Lord Grindelwald\u2019s reign.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Wait. Lord Grindelwald? He can\u2019t certainly mean\u2026)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: I had a sickly but caring mother, Lady Celeste of House Serpensanguinis, and an absent father. I took my magical education from private tutors and my mother until I took over the family business upon my 17th birthday. Unfortunately, my mother died a few months after I turned 23, after decades of fighting a magical variant of tuberculosis.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: That\u2019s awful. I\u2019m sorry for your loss, my friend.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(After taking in a shaky breath) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s okay. It still hurts but I am a lot better now. <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">While I was busy grieving for my mum, I was approached by someone that claimed to have known my father. This young-looking man introduced himself as Umbra Black, the illegitimate last living member of the noble House of Black aside from Lady Malfoy and disowned Mrs. Tonks.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Did he just say \u201cMalfoy?\u201d As in Draco from Harry Potter? Who is this guy?)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: This gentleman claimed that a man named Tom Riddle&#8211;a wizard from Magical Britain&#8211;was my father.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Tom Riddle?&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;OH, YOU CAN\u2019T MEAN&#8211;<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Ed covers his mouth)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Panicked) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Shut up, you fool! The mere mention of his name causes death!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Calmly continuing as if he wasn\u2019t even interrupted) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Also known as the dreaded Dark Lord of Britain, Lord Voldemort.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: NOOOOOO!!!!!! We\u2019re all doomed! <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Crouches down in fear)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Oh relax, you idiot. Look, we\u2019re all still alive!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Bewildered) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What are you worried for? My father has already been dead for years.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Surprised)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Oh. He has? <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Stands back up, relieved) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hoo, that\u2019s a relief! Carry on!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem:<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (Amused) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As you wish. At first, I refused to believe it and tried to kick him out, but he was too powerful and\u00a0 beat me down like a mere child. This was no small feat, since I was an accomplished duelist.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Must\u2019ve been one hell of a wizard, then. Maybe Ed would\u2019ve had better luck.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Not in your life. If he\u2019s from the House of Black, I wouldn\u2019t stand a chance.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: The House of Black is one of the most powerful houses in the Wizarding World, though most think that they died out with Sirius Black. It is no wonder that a member&#8211;even a bastard&#8211;was so strong.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Not to mention they\u2019re well-known for their knowledge in the Dark Arts. They guard their secrets like a dragon guards his treasure.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Smirks) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Is that so?<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sounds like the kind of place Lily would love to raid.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: I am afraid that she is too late, because I have already done that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: I\u2019m sure she\u2019s already busy stealing from some other mansion.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Having no choice, I heard the man out. He claimed that I was born out of wedlock, during a passionate night between the Dark Lord and my mother, who was a secret ally of his. After all, a true-blooded Necromancer is hard to find.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Shocked) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">N&#8211;necromancy!?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: What the hell is necromancy?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: The darkest of all magics! Raising the dead back to life! It\u2019s strictly prohibited! There\u2019s very few who can perform it, and it rarely comes out right! Even if you succeed, if you\u2019re not extremely powerful, you could end up killing yourself!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Scowling, almost offended) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yes, I AM a necromancer. My family and a few others are some of the last true-blooded necromancers, any others that raise beings like inferi are only scratching the surface of it. A true necromancer can casually create armies, call spirits as shades, amongst other things. Unfortunately, some people began to fear us because of our power&#8211;<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">like your friend here<\/span><\/i> <i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Glares at Edward). <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We were forced to keep it a secret due to some people hunting and killing us out of fear. Never mind how much we can help.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Don\u2019t worry. I only kill those who attack me or my friends first. And I\u2019m sorry about Ed. He\u2019s <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">very<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> strict to his traditions.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Looks away, feeling a bit guilty)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Anyway, to prove his claims, the stranger performed a blood test on me. He told me that my mother hid me away in fear of what Voldemort could do to me. Why would an immortal being need an heir, after all?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Longevity does not mean eternal life. My sister and I have lived for nearly 200 years, yet both of us could die as soon as today.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: I always forget how old you guys are.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: You have a point my friend but I am afraid my father would not see it that way. After Voldemort &#8216;died&#8217; to the &#8216;Boy-Who-Lived&#8217; for the first time, my mother cut all contact with him. She even turned him away when his spirit came to her for help. Oddly enough, Voldemort respected my mother\u2019s wish and left us alone, although I suspect that was only because of their past relationship. Or more likely, he simply saw no further use from her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: At least the ugly bastard left you and your mom in peace.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: So, was this when your father started conspiring with other dark wizards?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Yes, before the start of the Second Wizarding War.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Why does that almost sound like the \u201cSecond World War?\u201d).<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Umbra then told me of my father\u2019s secrets. That he forged alliances with powerful beings from other worlds. At first, he only wanted to reform the Wizarding World into a better place before insanity and hunger for power took his mind. Voldemort wanted someone to take his place should he perish.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: And did you?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: I did. As mad as he was, I saw some value in my father\u2019s ideals and wanted to make them come true. And if I had to be seen as the bad guy for it, so be it.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(I\u2019m not liking this. Nothing good ever happens to those who wield too much power.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Umbra became the father I never had. His training combined with the otherworldly knowledge Voldemort collected, along with extra time from time-turners,\u00a0 made me even more powerful than Albus Dumbledore at his prime. I created an organization named \u201dThe Forsaken\u201d formed of people from other worlds who were shunned by light and dark. Its members include \u201cThe Devil of Paradise\u201d Eren Yeager and \u201cThe Transcendent Being\u201d Aizen Sousuke, the latter who became my partner in leadership.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Slightly nervously) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And, what\u2019s your ultimate goal in all this?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: To rule the multiverse and establish peace across it by any means necessary. Now, any more questions?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Just one more: What&#8217;s the deal with the giant deathscythe?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: My scythe is called Harvester. I gained it after gathering three mystical artifacts given by Death himself.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Okay! That\u2019s enough messing around! It\u2019s time to get this show on the road! Let\u2019s look into the weapons, armors, and skills of each winner to determine who would win a <\/span><b>DEATH BATTLE!!!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Ding!)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1292\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1292\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-BOTW-1.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Link BOTW #1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-BOTW-1.jpg?fit=660%2C371&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1292\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-BOTW-1.jpg?resize=462%2C260&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-BOTW-1.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-BOTW-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-BOTW-1.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-BOTW-1.jpg?resize=1200%2C675&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-BOTW-1.jpg?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-BOTW-1.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/>LINK:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>Age: Probably 16 or 17<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>Nationality: Kingdom of Hyrule<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>Race: Hylian<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>Occupation: Hylian Royal Guard; Princess Zelda\u2019s bodyguard; Hylian Champion<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>Theme:<br \/>\n<\/b>[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/2rXrconHUIM&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/2rXrconHUIM&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><b><\/b><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Before we get started, I want to advise you that this portion of the Prelude will have some pretty big spoilers for <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Although that game\u2019s been out for a few months, it\u2019s still relatively new as of the time of this writing. So if you don\u2019t want to be spoiled, I\u2019d advise skipping down to Link\u2019s strengths and other stats.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Once upon a time there lived a wise old king and his smart, beautiful daughter Princess Zelda. They lived together in the Kingdom of Hyrule, a powerful yet benevolent empire within a peaceful land.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Why are you telling this like it\u2019s a goddamn bedtime story?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: I have to set the mood somehow!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Louis, please let him talk, It sounds interesting like this.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Alright, alright. Just try not to drag it for too long.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Alright. One fateful day, the kingdom was attacked by a malevolent spirit known as \u201cCalamity Ganon.\u201d This monstrous beast was the culmination of hundreds of Ganons that each attacked and tyrannized Hyrule throughout the centuries. Calamity Ganon sought to destroy the kingdom to avenge the defeats of all of its ancestors.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: With war on the horizon, the five races that made up Hyrule banded together and raised an army, choosing each of its greatest warriors as its Champion and leader. Each Champion was chosen to pilot enormous robotic weapons called \u201cDivine Beasts.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Mechas? In a fantasy world? You see something new everyday.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: If you think that\u2019s unusual, try playing the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Final Fantasy <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">games.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: The aquatic Zora people chose their kindhearted princess Mipha as their Champion. The unbreakable Gorons chose the proud and boisterous Daruk. The desert-dwelling Gerudo chose their village chief and strongest warrior Urbosa. The flying and free-spirited Rito chose the brash and cocky Revali. And finally, the Hylian Champion&#8211;and hero of this story&#8211;was a mere footsoldier in the Royal Guard.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: The legendary Hero of Hyrule, Time, Twilight, and all other titles: The one&#8211;the only&#8211;<\/span><b>Link<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1295\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1295\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-and-the-Five-Champions-1.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1920,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Link and the Five Champions\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-and-the-Five-Champions-1.jpg?fit=660%2C371&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1295\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-and-the-Five-Champions-1.jpg?resize=483%2C272&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"483\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-and-the-Five-Champions-1.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-and-the-Five-Champions-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-and-the-Five-Champions-1.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-and-the-Five-Champions-1.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-and-the-Five-Champions-1.jpg?resize=1200%2C675&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-and-the-Five-Champions-1.jpg?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-and-the-Five-Champions-1.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-and-the-Five-Champions-1.jpg?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 483px) 100vw, 483px\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">From left to right: Mipha, Daruk, Link, Revali, Urbosa.<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: When the first wave of Ganon\u2019s forces attacked, Link fought valiantly on the front lines, slaying hundreds of Bokoblins and Wizzrobes on his way.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: In the midst of the chaos, he rescued Impa, a young Sheikah girl from the neighboring town of Kakariko. The two teamed up and successfully drove the remainder of Ganon\u2019s army into retreat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Link and Impa\u2019s courage in battle earned the admiration of the king himself. They were both chosen to be the personal bodyguards of his daughter&#8211;Princess Zelda herself. Link in particular was deemed worthy of becoming the Hylian race\u2019s Champion.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Lucky him! He basically got ordered to hang around with a gorgeous princess and a hot ninja girl! Who knew being Champion of Hyrule was such a sweet gig?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1297\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1297\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Impa-X-Zelda.jpg?fit=500%2C316&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,316\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Impa X Zelda\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Impa-X-Zelda.jpg?fit=500%2C316&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1297\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Impa-X-Zelda.jpg?resize=477%2C301&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"477\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Impa-X-Zelda.jpg?resize=300%2C190&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Impa-X-Zelda.jpg?resize=430%2C272&amp;ssl=1 430w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Impa-X-Zelda.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 477px) 100vw, 477px\" \/><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Link, you lucky son of a bitch.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Scowls) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For Merlin\u2019s sake, have some dignity!\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: You\u2019re gonna have to get used to it, lad. He\u2019s a shameless pervert, like most Frenchmen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: And you&#8217;re a couple of uptight prudes, like most Brits. Anyway, Link, Zelda and Impa were sent on a journey to recruit the four remaining Champions to fight Ganon. With all five Champions united, the Kingdom at last had an army large enough to push Ganon\u2019s forces out of Hyrule.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Sarcastically) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lovely(!) So, that should be the end, right? The goody two shoes won, the bad guys are dead, and the kingdom is saved! The same cliche\u2019d fairy tale ending, basically. Am I correct?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis:&#8230;..You\u2019ve never played a Zelda game, have you? This feud between Hyrule and Ganon goes <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">waaaaay <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">back. All the way to the first chronological game in the series.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1298\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1298\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Skyward-Sword-1.jpg?fit=1600%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1600,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Skyward Sword #1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Skyward-Sword-1.jpg?fit=660%2C330&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1298\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Skyward-Sword-1.jpg?resize=474%2C237&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Skyward-Sword-1.jpg?resize=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Skyward-Sword-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C512&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Skyward-Sword-1.jpg?resize=768%2C384&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Skyward-Sword-1.jpg?resize=1536%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Skyward-Sword-1.jpg?resize=1200%2C600&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Skyward-Sword-1.jpg?resize=544%2C272&amp;ssl=1 544w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Skyward-Sword-1.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Skyward-Sword-1.jpg?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">Skyward Sword is currently the starting canonical point of the Zelda timeline.<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Aye, this franchise\u2019s timeline is more long and complex than the Bible. To put it simply, Princess Zelda and Ganon are both descendants of an ancient and powerful god&#8211;the Goddess Hylia and the Demon King Demise, respectively. After Demise was defeated and sealed away, he uttered a curse in which he said his descendants would appear again and again to avenge him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Each version of Ganon is a descendant of Demise; each version of Zelda is a descendant of Hylia; and each version of Link is a descendant or reincarnation of the hero from <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Skyward Sword<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Every time Ganon is defeated, he returns years later in a different form, and the whole thing starts all over again.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Even my father didn\u2019t hold this kind of a grudge! Is there a way to kill Ganon permanently? I mean, I know a few ways but they are mostly too gruesome for most heroes.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: That becomes the focus of Zelda and Link\u2019s quest in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Breath of the Wild\u2019s <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">timeline. You see, Zelda, Link and Ganon are all bearers of an ancient power called the Triforce.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Zelda possesses the Triforce of Wisdom, which makes her the most powerful user of light magic in the world. But her powers at this stage are latent, and she doesn\u2019t know how to use them. Her mission was to find a way to use her power to seal Ganon away permanently, breaking the cycle once and for all.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Now it all makes sense. So with all that in mind, did it all work out?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: It would probably be better if you learned by playing the game or watching a walkthrough. But to make a <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">very <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">long story short\u2026..<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: No. No, it did not. Despite all her efforts, Zelda wasn\u2019t able to fully unlock her powers. This gave Ganon time to regrow his forces and change his plan of attack. His new strategy was to use his evil magic to hijack the Sheikah\u2019s spider tanks&#8211;the Guardians&#8211;and turn them against Hyrule. Even the Divine Beasts were eventually corrupted and rendered useless by Ganon\u2019s power.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/Ht-Cl7vPU3w&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/Ht-Cl7vPU3w&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: With their own weapons turned against them, the entire kingdom was brought to death and destruction. The Hylian armies were decimated, and villages and towns were burned to the ground. Four of the Champions lost their lives protecting Zelda. At the last moment, the Princess used her magic to create a barrier sealing herself and Ganon inside Hyrule Castle. Link was severely wounded and taken to a secret Shrine of Resurrection, where he rested for the next hundred years.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Curiously) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So what happens then?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: This is when we transition from <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Age of Calamity <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">to <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Breath of the Wild<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. A hundred years have passed since the Second Great Calamity. Link is reawakened by hearing Zelda\u2019s voice in his head. Unfortunately, he lost most of his memories as a result of being asleep for so long. He finds Hyrule a quiet, near-barren wasteland now ruled by Ganon and his minions. What little that Link does remember is what sets him on his new quest.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: As the only surviving Champion, Link\u2019s new mission is to restore his memories, reactivate the Divine Beasts, and destroy Calamity Ganon once and for all!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: And that\u2019s where we\u2019re going to end this backstory, both to save time and prevent spoilers. If you wanna learn more, look at Link\u2019s list of feats down below. And trust me&#8211;he\u2019s got one hell of a resume!<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">FEATS:<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; One of the <\/b><b><i>very<\/i><\/b><b> few survivors of the Calamity War<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Expert weapons specialist and archer<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211;While STILL amnesiac<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b>&#8211; Discovered, explored and conquered over 120 Shrines:<\/b><\/span><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211;136 with DLC<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Infiltrated the Yiga Clan twice<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Regained the Master Sword (player-determined)<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Passed the Trial of the Sword<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Completed the Trials of the Four Champions<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Dueled Revali to a standstill<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Defeated Monk Maz Koshia, Master Kohga, the Four Blight Ganons, Astor, Harbinger Ganon, and Calamity Ganon (albeit w\/help)<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: After reading all these, I\u2019m thoroughly interested to see what this man is capable of.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Trust me, we\u2019re just getting started! With all that backstory out of the way, now we can go into more detail into his stats as a fighter.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/8Oa60gDghckq2SWctjtcOxCDSRFiHbBbFAhAGJZJfR4oT3f-pxaXZWSpWlfePqnMzkC8SaH2aEHACfnXA58NxJw2rQkhRDyac_SqRwMFx8qjxH7OE-GBa5PHqTjHZpGMUk0ztcqf\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-size: 14pt;\">STRENGTH:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b>&#8211; Constantly destroyed whole battalions of enemies in <\/b><b><i>Age of Calamity:<\/i><\/b><\/span><b><i><br \/>\n<\/i><\/b><b>&#8211;Including Hinoxes, Lynels, and Taluses<i><br \/>\n<\/i><\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Impossibly-deep pockets<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Pushes boulders several times his size and weight<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Wields weapons longer than he is tall<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">&#8211; Can break solid rocks w\/good enough weapons:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Actually ate and stomached rock sirloin<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8212; No, seriously<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Starting with his physical strength. Link may look no stronger than your average human male, but he\u2019s got some muscles hidden beneath that blue tunic and slim frame!<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: To begin with, he can carry a whole armory\u2019s worth of weapons, food, and travel items without tiring out. Although it does make sense considering his past as a Hylian Knight, as soldiers are often trained to carry heavy amounts of equipment for long distances. But even then, he must have some deep pockets.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: And he had to have been pretty damn strong to survive out in the wilderness by himself for so long. He can push or roll boulders much larger and heavier than himself, chop down large trees in two or three swings, and smash large rocks into pebbles (if he\u2019s using the right weapon). Also, since climbing is so prevalent in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Breath of the Wild<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, Link has scaled many tall mountains by hand, without <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">any <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">climbing equipment, like he\u2019s Spider-Man.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: In combat, Link has slain all sorts of large monsters and fiends, usually on his own. In <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Age of Calamity<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, he\u2019s capable of destroying whole battalions of Bokoblins by himself, though his allies are just as capable of doing the same. But Link takes it to a whole new level. In one particular memory, it\u2019s revealed he can mow down small squads of LYNELS. Do you know how hard those things are to kill?! He can create small earthquakes by performing his famous Downthrust Attack!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Sighs happily) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I just LOVE that Down-Air! There\u2019s never a situation where that move isn\u2019t useful!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1300\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1300\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-Down-Spike.gif?fit=480%2C270&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"480,270\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Link Down Spike\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-Down-Spike.gif?fit=480%2C270&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-Down-Spike.gif?resize=486%2C274&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"486\" height=\"274\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: I won so many matches with that move.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: That other player was mostly just foolish.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Oi! Focus! Also in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">AoC, <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Link and the Rito Champion Revali fought to a draw during a duel, but had they gone on longer Link might have been able to defeat him.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: For those unfamiliar, a Lynel is basically\u2026&#8230;a <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">really<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> strong and pissed off Lion\/Centaur monster the size of a double-decker bus. Without training and preparation, taking on one of these bad boys is tantamount to suicide.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/Yz0-5bQ6FWo&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/Yz0-5bQ6FWo&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Is that all? An oversized kitty with a sword is child\u2019s play compared to the things I\u2019ve faced. It\u2019ll take a lot more than that to impress me. Hell, my Animagus form is far more dangerous than nearly every cat in existence.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Boy, aren\u2019t we humble?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Smirking) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You want me to transform, Edward?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis:<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You guys can duke it out later. If that doesn\u2019t impress you, Link has often explored and solved hundreds of shrines designed to test his courage and resourcefulness. There are 120 shrines in total, or 136 if you include the DLCs.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Each Shrine has a set of puzzles and obstacles that Link must solve his way through. And at the end of each Shrine is a boss fight, usually either a group of powerful enemies, or the Shrine Guardian himself. The final Shrine&#8211;which is unlocked by DLC&#8211;has Monk Maz Koshia as the boss.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Your point?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: My point <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">is<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2026..since Maz Koshia is the boss of the final Shrine, it&#8217;s safe to assume that he&#8217;s the elder and the most powerful.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Maz is also a Sheikah, so it&#8217;s very easy to compare him to other Sheikah with similar powers. Let&#8217;s say&#8230;&#8230;Impa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Ei2c8VAWsAIG6Ye.jpg?resize=395%2C395&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Nintendo of America on Twitter: &amp;quot;Meet Impa, 100 years before the events of The Legend of #Zelda: Breath of the Wild! As a Royal Advisor and member of the Sheikah, Impa brings\" width=\"395\" height=\"395\" \/><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">13th Best Nintendo Waifu that&#8217;s better than Peach<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: In <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Age of Calamity, <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Impa can produce Shadow Clones, cast explosive seals on enemies, and is a master swordswoman. She&#8217;s shown to be powerful enough to wipe our whole battalions of Moblins, though that may be slightly exaggerated for gameplay purposes.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Maz himself can also levitate, grow his size, and lift heavy metal objects via Magnesis. We don&#8217;t quite know the fullest extent of his powers, but being the boss of the final Shrine, it&#8217;s safe to assume that Maz is one of the most powerful of the Sheikah.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Impressive, I need to learn more about these beings) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Could you please get to the point?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: The point is, if Link is able to defeat Maz, that means Link can also be considered around the same level as Maz, if not higher.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: And then there&#8217;s his most obvious feat of strength: Defeating Calamity Ganon. We&#8217;ve already seen how powerful Ganon is and what he was capable of in this timeline. Like Maz Koshia, Ganon also stands in the High 6 area, and yet Link was able to defeat him too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Since defeating Ganon is his strongest feat at this point, we can safely say that Link stands solidly in the Multi-Continental Range in terms of power.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=K11BZ9ELpwY&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=K11BZ9ELpwY&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Author\u2019s Note: Power scaling really isn&#8217;t my forte, so if there&#8217;s anything you like to add, please do so in the comments.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Humms thoughtfully)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> After learning all of this, he reminds me of an enemy of mine. A very powerful and bothersome foe indeed. If this fellow Link is even half as strong, he\u2019s clearly not someone to be trifled with.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: And what enemy was this, pray tell?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(With respect preserved for a worthy foe)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u201cThe Keyblade&#8217;s Chosen One\u201d <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sora.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1232\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1232\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Sora.png?fit=241%2C512&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"241,512\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Sora\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Sora.png?fit=241%2C512&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1232\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Sora.png?resize=197%2C419&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"197\" height=\"419\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Sora.png?resize=141%2C300&amp;ssl=1 141w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Sora.png?resize=128%2C272&amp;ssl=1 128w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Sora.png?w=241&amp;ssl=1 241w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 197px) 100vw, 197px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: The guy from \u201cKingdom Hearts\u201d? I\u2019m surprised you even met him at all.\u00a0 How difficult could it be fighting a borderline anime hero with a giant key for a sword?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Almost laughs)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> My friend\u2026..you are in for quite a shock.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(With a look that says \u201cMortem has never heard such bullshit before\u201d)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> What kind of ignorant question is <\/span><b>that!?<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> We are talking about the one who defeated the likes of \u201cMistress of All Evil\u201d <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Maleficent<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, \u201cThe Superior in Between\u201d <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Xemnas<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and&#8230;<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Master Xehanort<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> himself. While Maleficent and Xemnas I can contend with, even I couldn\u2019t <\/span><b>hope<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to defeat Xehanort at his strongest. When he had the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">X-Blade (pronounced Chi-Blade)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, Xehanort had enough power to recreate the solar system and maybe even <\/span><b>the entire universe<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> over time. Sora defeated him and now has the very weapon Xehanort had. If he wasn\u2019t too soft-hearted to use <\/span><b>that<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> on me, I would not even be <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">here<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Aye, it\u2019s quite fortunate that the Keyblade Master has such a pure heart. I can\u2019t imagine even going against someone as powerful as that. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(To Louis)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> So, does that answer your question?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Feeling a bit stupid)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Unfortunately\u2026..yes. I\u2019m sorry I underestimated him.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Huffs) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You are forgiven. But try to remember not to judge a book by its cover. I lost too many allies and servants to Sora and his friends to underestimate them. Some you might even know about.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Hesitantly)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Like?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Humms)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Let\u2019s see, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Draco Malfoy<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is a good example. After I turned him into a kaiju-sized <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Frost Serpent Heartless<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to make him more useful, he was powerful enough to freeze the entire Ministry of Magic.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1234\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1234\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Frozen-Serpent-Heartless.png?fit=350%2C286&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"350,286\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Frozen Serpent Heartless\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Frozen-Serpent-Heartless.png?fit=350%2C286&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1234\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Frozen-Serpent-Heartless.png?resize=398%2C325&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"398\" height=\"325\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Frozen-Serpent-Heartless.png?resize=300%2C245&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Frozen-Serpent-Heartless.png?resize=333%2C272&amp;ssl=1 333w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Frozen-Serpent-Heartless.png?w=350&amp;ssl=1 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 398px) 100vw, 398px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: Yet he got absolutely torn apart by Sora and his allies in minutes. Sora did not even fight seriously yet he did most of the damage. By the time one of Sora\u2019s new friends, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Natsu Dragneel<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, did Draco in, his body was barely intact.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(How does this guy know so many people from different universes?)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> I would feel sorry for Draco here\u2026..but honestly, I always hated the smug little prick.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Smiles cruelly)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> I should add that I turned him into a Heartless because he was too cowardly to gracefully accept defeat and tried to run away. I caught him and he dearly paid for his cowardice by getting turned into a mindless war beast. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Scowls)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Such a waste, he was a useful one.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: I\u2019d say it\u2019s a fitting end for a pompous little brat like him.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Scoffs)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> If only that was the case. Last I heard of him, he came out alive thanks to Sora but the insect that thought himself a dragon is no longer of any use to me and thus inconsequential.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(\u201cInsect that thinks he\u2019s a dragon?\u201d I like that quote!)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Shakes his head)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Enough of this, we talked too much already. Let\u2019s get to Link\u2019s other attributes. After all, having all that strength means nothing without the speed and durability to balance it out.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1301\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1301\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-BOTW-Run.gif?fit=320%2C180&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"320,180\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Link BOTW Run\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-BOTW-Run.gif?fit=320%2C180&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1301 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-BOTW-Run.gif?resize=513%2C289&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"513\" height=\"289\" \/>SPEED:<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Dodges hits from teleporting ninjas and monsters<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Reflects Guardian lasers<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Dodged attacks from Thunderblight Ganon<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Enhanced via \u201cFlurry Rush\u201d<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: At first glance, Link\u2019s speed isn\u2019t all that noteworthy. He has an average walking and running speed and tires out in seconds. Though that can be fixed with enough stamina containers to increase his meter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: However, if one looks more closely, Link is quicker than you might think! During combat, Link can dodge attacks from the foes he fights. If he times it perfectly, he goes into a state called \u201cFlurry Rush,\u201d in which his perception of time is slowed down to the point that everything around him moves in slow motion. This allows him to finish off enemies before they even know what\u2019s happening!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: I know people that can stop time, I fought them and alongside them, even learned to do it myself but this is still a noteworthy skill.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/QE7ENjp-mdYqR8bEVBdXKYMNmhUoWOCFJc0ML6UNF39jdJdT4Wy4AX-KZIg__d346qO84wVrVoH4oPGnzhQMPAidUDGJM1cLEprq7Ndv01kmycfYtkd03Vw5fq4z65_yb0l5qbIn\" width=\"390\" height=\"220\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Narrows eyes) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wait a minute, have I seen this&#8211;oh, you\u2019ve got to be kidding me!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1303\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1303\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Bayonetta-Witch-Time.gif?fit=320%2C180&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"320,180\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Bayonetta Witch Time\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Bayonetta-Witch-Time.gif?fit=320%2C180&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1303 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Bayonetta-Witch-Time.gif?resize=350%2C197&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"197\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: He just ripped off Bayonetta\u2019s &#8220;Witch Time&#8221;, the damn cheat! She is gonna tear him a new one once she finds out.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Bro, do you know how many games have some form of slo-mo mechanic? It\u2019s so common these days it\u2019s hardly ripping off anyone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Aye, it\u2019s really not worth getting all hot and bothered about. Moving on, Flurry Rush is actually so effective that it even allows Link to <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">dodge<\/span><\/i> <i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">lightning<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">! Think about that!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Or if you don\u2019t want to think because you\u2019re not a nerd, some lucky player on Reddit actually recorded themself doing it!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Breath_of_the_Wild\/comments\/9nugmw\/looks_like_i_did_a_flurry_rush_by_dodging\/\"><b>Looks like I did a flurry rush by dodging lightning lol<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Pay attention to the flashes of light within the lighting. Those are the strikes that Link made on the Lynel. There\u2019s seven flashes, which means Link hit him seven times while he was in Flurry Rush.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: And using the lighting bolt as a reference, it takes about 30 microseconds for lighting to hit the ground. That means that Link managed to get seven strikes in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">three one-millionths of a second<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Oh, God this is too much math. The point is, Flurry Rush makes Link capable of Near-Relative speed. If he wanted to, he can wipe out enemies before they even have a chance to react.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vsbattles.fandom.com\/wiki\/User_blog:ZephyrosOmega\/The_Speed_of_Flurry_Rush\"><b>The Speed of Flurry Rush<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Mortem and Edward are eagerly reading the info on the page.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(They\u2019re actually bothering to read all that? Nerds.) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As for his other feats, Link is fast enough to outrun boulders, perform stealth takedowns on the highly-trained Yiga Clan, and dodge attacks from Thunderblight Ganon. Who&#8211;Surprise!&#8211;Also shoots lightning.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/14ZaO3-TkOU&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/14ZaO3-TkOU&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: In fact, Link\u2019s reflexes are so sharp that he can dodge laser blasts from Guardians, or even reflect them back with a simple backhand with a metal shield. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Now, are you two done yet? We got more topics to cover!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Please excuse us my friend. It is just so interesting.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Sorry, lad! I was just appreciating all the research the writer put into his blog!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/alKcifnG0NoL9zEi3ToVaW89empdpTpg9C2Atjx3q9Ekvwkz8seyElKyIALVas_fjjuHHm6Tkb4gQ1tMWXDOIoxihsyvLGvaPaAUlukD7U4PtxbNuQRrwj2KxFR37d7fznHs6FqJ\" width=\"496\" height=\"279\" \/><br \/>\nDURABILITY:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Tanked hits from a pillar-destroying laser beam<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; <\/b><b><i>May<\/i><\/b><b> survive a lightning strike <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>with the right amount of health<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Endured burning, electrocution, freezing cold, regular beatings, poison, and more<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: By now you all should have a good understanding of Link\u2019s physicality, so we\u2019ll speedrun the next few items. Link may look like a scrawny 17-year-old, but he\u2019s one tough son of a bitch!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: We\u2019ve already mentioned he has defeated Lynels, Guardians, and all forms of Calamity Ganon himself. But he\u2019s taken his fair share of knocks from all in each encounter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Are you saying that he survived such hits without life threatening injuries? I would have to regenerate an arm at least. Impressive.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Oh, he survives. But Link\u2019s anything but invincible. If he doesn\u2019t stock up on enough heart containers and food, he\u2019s a dead man walking.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: That\u2019s correct! That\u2019s why it\u2019s imperative for him to go through as many Shrines as possible. The more Shrines he completes, the more Orbs he\u2019ll collect that he can spend on more heart or stamina containers.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Chuckles) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Another reason to be religious I guess.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Chuckles) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Well, I\u2019m actually Catholic, believe it or not.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: As long as you don\u2019t try to burn me or my kind at stake we are gonna get just along fine.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Don\u2019t worry. Eddy and his sister are both magicians like you, so you\u2019re fine with me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Don\u2019t you dare try burning my sister either.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Would you happen to be a warlock or a sorcerer? I am talking about whether you use your inner magic or the world\u2019s magic by the way.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Primarily a warlock, and my sister Emily is a healer. We both channel from our innate magic and manifest it in physical form.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: I am a warlock too, as are my people. I for one would welcome you two to my world.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Thank you! It\u2019s an honor!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Alright, alright boys! Let\u2019s save the initiation till the episode\u2019s over.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/eeMBAoU7kmr89hUF9YB2d9ofM8uFCttZkMBJFtgF1CihVuv1pwQal-FHDZsrujeq8tZqiNRjYYwnmoHHejbum3YxmU7M5ZZpZ5bx536SupXpjaP-1PkJOGm6ObPYXCsth06zCvGo\" width=\"506\" height=\"285\" \/><br \/>\nINTELLIGENCE:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Regular Puzzle-Solver<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Extremely pragmatic fighter:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Exploits enemy weaknesses<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211; Uses stealth to kill enemies by surprise:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Also used for hunting<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Well, this would probably be the best part for you two.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: As we\u2019ve mentioned before, Link\u2019s an absolute boss at dungeon crawling. He\u2019s solved his way through many complex puzzles and traps in every shrine and Divine Beast he explored.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: But in battle, he\u2019s an extreme Combat Pragmatist who won\u2019t hesitate to use less-than-noble tactics to get the upper hand. And I know Lily would love him because her personal motto is, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIf it works, do it!\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Smart. Merlin knows how many times moves like that saved my life and my allies.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: But should he need to make a more subtle approach, Link knows how to conceal himself within his environment and take out enemies by surprise. As we\u2019ve mentioned before, he managed to infiltrate the Yiga Clan\u2019s fortress this way. TWICE.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/aqJ9zpzTnFY&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/aqJ9zpzTnFY&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: If only I was this good at <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Splinter Cell. <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m really bad at stealth games.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Aye. Usually your lass Liliana would have to do it for you! I guess it helps that she\u2019s a professional thief!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ex-thief. <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Don\u2019t forget that.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: I can always let you borrow an invisibility cloak if you want. You just need to ask.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Thanks, but I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around. Ed would have better use of it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/QZm1vra2QQTc5w7dN0-X4R7gV0XwHKcdKm2rM0xBvC4_EnUQAvfddTUnBMtLqI-7RbHDlLPmwNkzwekXkZpEPxZTArJcPCkcupLKHr2rMNcQdSB4m12i8e1pQA48V9VeRSvIsAKd\" width=\"484\" height=\"272\" \/><br \/>\nWEAPONS MASTER:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Skilled enough to use any type of weapon he finds<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Swords<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Spears<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Two-Handed Weapons<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Bows<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Shields<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Rods<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Expert Horseback Rider<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Though the Champion of Hyrule is most comfortable with his trusty sword and shield like any game he\u2019s been in before, he can easily wield just about any weapons he comes across! Spears, bows, maces, you name it! And that\u2019s only the tip of the iceberg. He can use magic rods, gigantic leaves, or even comical squeaky-hammers.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Wait, what?!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: The development team got drunk one night. Anyway, typical of open-world games like this, Link is an expert of making use of any random piece of garbage he stumbles across. Practical or goofy, Link is not picky.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: He\u2019s particularly skilled with the bow and arrow! Even while aiming at airborne enemies on horseback, he can hit his mark relatively easily! In fact, I daresay he can even pin a fly to a tree&#8211;<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">without killing it!<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Now you\u2019re just quoting <em>Avatar<\/em>. <em>The Last Airbender<\/em>, I mean.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Our boss wanted an excuse to make at least one Avatar reference. Just be glad it was the cartoon and not that rubbish M. Night Shyamalan film.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(What in the world are they talking about!? Avatar? The Last Airbender? Aang, maybe? I\u2019ll ask them later..) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Excuse me, gentleman. Shouldn\u2019t we move on?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Right, right!&#8230;Well, I believe we\u2019ve spoken all we need about Link\u2019s physical attributes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: And we\u2019ve spoken how well he can use his weapons in battle. But now, let\u2019s go over his arsenal in greater detail. Let\u2019s head outside to the Firing Range to demonstrate!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(The other two follow him to the Firing Range.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/qO2aShmPzRvsTJbUfKHDCVfC3pfxsJiiIu5wOFlE7-6WB71fZxH6FGBvkDi_dCWxYK-hS-_b0dYWcPaugmiDR-6gJ2KJm4-_pIFTG8nxpX3xTHuI8K6WwsIVDWboS6VSLLIptSdf\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Welcome to the Firing Range, our newest addition to the DBHQ! It\u2019s mostly based on the one from <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Battlefield V. <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nobody who plays that game even uses it, so we decided to take it for ourselves.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: We <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">call <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">it the Firing Range, but it can be used to test any sort of weapon or martial art. Also, one of our fellow writers invented a 3D printer that replicates any weapon we want to test. Simply enter which weapon you want, and it\u2019ll do the rest!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Not only that, but he even added an AR Simulator that projects holographic enemies for us to test the weapons out on!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Most impressive. That man&#8211;or woman&#8211;should get a raise.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: I\u2019ll let him know that. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(If I remember). <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Anyway, let\u2019s fire up the 3D Printer and get ourselves ready! <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He pushes a button that activates the machine.)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Sit tight, boys.<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019ll take about two minutes to boot up.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(They stand by for three minutes until the machine is ready.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Alright! Let\u2019s do this!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Breath of the Wild<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> has the widest array of weapons and gadgets in any Zelda game. There\u2019s so many in fact that we had to cut off a good amount of them to keep this bio from going too long.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: So for this Prelude, we\u2019ll only include Link\u2019s canon weapons, plus the ones used by the other Four Champions. Starting with\u2026..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/jLdx9HOf4ll1eGotHGa7lq9M9Z-BaZ7DmLCx8hOl3vXlg-2BBzwNzFJ0P3vWdVWJ0fApdD7U3Snc4NlGuXbkjcya2LnUIPBvlZe119xj7_6ThnN01z-yqnWDn-1IVT3UUvCHxcPl\" width=\"455\" height=\"342\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">SHEIKAH SLATE:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Basically a tablet<br \/>\n&#8211; Combines Sheikah magic with technology<br \/>\n&#8211; Link&#8217;s most valuable tool on his journey<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/Bg_YHdHIDiyaIoPqqiFBFUOuFlHPcDZt0ebgAV9P5Py2Lx1Kx1nQ9NxcqOCY-IHsi8LV65auKcP1nGdJppTnE97sXEcPgbzJO6Zc0h4T-L5k56aAbC0_B4P5TkG7JCjahYf2FV2S\" width=\"290\" height=\"290\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">REMOTE BOMB:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Strong enough to destroy solid rocks and trees<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Explodes upon the user&#8217;s command<br \/>\n&#8211; Does not auto-detonate<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><b><\/b><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Sphere and Cube varieties<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Infinite in number, but comes w\/ cooldown<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/XUie-Hb8OQ2e8aiOhJiya0_aSrC-5NiYlzRu25cyeiJUu-jMh6J3WHI-avLL1msSd9RIOV24XZpC-TEbFj2uqKc_c9Qv_QPf2Q1895A0ob4xpDVeoEhxCaDcE1VuvJHhK0iXmJZ1\" width=\"280\" height=\"280\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">MAGNESIS:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><b style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">&#8211; Catches and moves metal objects<br \/>\n<\/b><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Even weapons<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Reveals metal to user<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/jxU176W2GuOUeGw_jq74wFqUmA9rV5VjzgEALWAKRhdbQI4akPMl8CBGE12l-miWH_AB6xPzItkr26G3D3X9t2qL8cMqdFZoQ41gxE8H_Em6r1IKg2SWlEzyrEzzz7ATVBsHk8re\" width=\"257\" height=\"257\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">STASIS:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Locks objects and monsters in time<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Absorbs impacts for momentum upon release<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/AOO_1G-cVcwRya8__cwlmK4tYFTrrowgYOAdGnoexLLL5X_LCspn8RHnGY34Z9OzsTTK7aOSyiMCH2wmaiSBJoNANmgsljTImM-kx0iH7omLNtXhYcAAIBGXxMUIy1xOkCBDSDAS\" width=\"236\" height=\"236\" \/><br \/>\nCRYONIS:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Creates up to three ice pillars from water<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Destroys similar ice structures<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis:\u2026&#8230;The <\/span><b>Sheikah Slate!\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He prints a replica Sheikah Slate from the machine. Mortem stares at it with curiosity.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Might I ask what this \u201cSheikah Slate\u201d is exactly?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: A marvelous little gizmo that combines the Sheikah Tribe\u2019s magic and technology! It works by six built-in apps called Runes, which are downloaded in the form of distilled water that is loaded in every Shrine.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem:\u00a0<em>(Confused silence)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Basically, it\u2019s Nintendo\u2019s way of showing off the functionalities of the Switch while you\u2019re playing the game. <em>\u201cLook! It\u2019s a console that\u2019s also a bloody iPad! That makes us hip and relevant with the kids!\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem:<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (Mumbles) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Gummiphones make much more sense than these things and I can barely understand how those work.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Anyway! The <strong>Camera Rune<\/strong> takes pictures of any subject and stores the info into the Hyrule Compendium. Not particularly useful in a combat scenario, but it has its uses&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He takes a picture of Ed. His info is saved onto the Slate.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Reading) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward Elvis. Sex: Male. Age: 192. Nationality: Scottish. Species: Magical Human (Warlock). Sexual Experience&#8211;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: DON\u2019T YOU BLOODY DARE!!!! <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Charges his hands with fire)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Sighs) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Gentlemen, please&#8230;\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Black ribbons fly out of back of his shirt and restrain both, while taking the Sheikah Slate to himself)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: What the hell!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Agh, great! I believe we\u2019ve pissed him off.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Exhales) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I am not mad, just disappointed. Can\u2019t we all just act like adults instead of children and get along?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Sighs) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sure. We\u2019re sorry.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(It\u2019s as if my sister were here.) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Aye. Let\u2019s continue.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Mortem gently releases both.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Since you have the Slate now, I guess you\u2019ll demonstrate. The <strong>Bomb Runes<\/strong> can deploy spherical or cube-shaped explosives that can be used for combat or solving puzzles. Please don\u2019t try to blow up the place.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: I\u2019ll try to not do that. I\u2019ll warn you though, I am not good with these kinds of things.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He presses the Runes on the device. A round bomb and a cube-shaped bomb appear.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Unlike traditional bombs, which act on a timed fuse, these work more like C4. They only explode when remotely detonated by the Slate. If you throw them or kick them around, nothing happens. This makes them incredibly useful for solving bomb-related puzzles, or for planting explosive traps.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He throws them towards a pile of bricks on an open field. Mortem presses the detonator. The pile explodes into a shower of tiny pebbles.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Blimey! This is quite deadly for a magic iPad-thing!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: And the best part&#8211;the bombs infinitely respawn! Although they have a short cooldown after use, you can pretty much spawn one and use it as many times as you like! Try that for fireworks next Fourth of July!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Or Fifth of November. Mortem and I are British, remember? Now, <strong>Magnesis<\/strong> sends a red tractor beam that lifts heavy metal objects and lets you remote-control them like a drone. The larger objects tend to be more difficult to move, but you generally should be able to control it. Try picking up that school bus with Magnesis.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He taps the Rune. A pair of large red beams attract the bus. Mortem raises the Slate back and forth, moving the bus in each direction. He presses the Rune again and drops the bus.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: I can see why this thing would be useful for solving puzzles!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: And to make things better, you can use it to steal enemy weapons and batter them into submission. It\u2019s so fun to do in <em>Age of Calamity<\/em>. But against things like wood or stone, it\u2019s useless.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: But some puzzles require stopping objects in motion, which is what <strong>Stasis<\/strong> is for. Stasis freezes the momentum of any moving object for ten seconds, and can even suspend it in midair! This can also be used against enemies!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: And that\u2019s not all! While frozen, the object actually stores kinetic energy being forced upon it. For example, if you use Stasis on a boulder and then whack it a few times, the boulder flies in the direction you hit it once the spell wears off!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Try it on that SUV and you&#8217;ll see what he means!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Mortem casts Stasis on an SUV. Louis slashes at the car a few times with his sword and then backs away. The vehicle launches and hits the ground about thirty feet away.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: So far, this thing seems pretty useful. It\u2019s a camera, a supermagnet, a remote bomb detonator, and even a time stopper all in one! Is there anything else it can do?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Aye, there is one last thing it can do: <strong>Cryonis<\/strong>, which casts an ice spell on any body of water that creates a pillar of ice. Link can create up to three ice pillars, which he can use as stepping stones or makeshift barriers. He can use Cryonis again to break the pillars should he no longer need them or shatter opponents\u2019 own ice constructs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Although I always wonder why he never slips off of those things. They are made of ice after all. Anyway, while not quite as useful in combat, Age of Calamity added a new feature&#8211;Cryonis will actually freeze opponents if they\u2019re touching the water that spawns the pillar. Shame we don&#8217;t have a pool or lake to test it on.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Mortem creates a large crater with a few remote bombs and fills it with water with a wave of his scythe.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Would this work?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Ed and Lou look at each other and shrug.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Both: Sure.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Mortem uses Cryonis to create three ice pillars on the water. He then breaks each one with the same Rune.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Makes me regret not taking any Ancient Runes lessons during my teen years.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Well, I daresay you\u2019ve passed this course with flying colors! Good work, lad!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: I will need the Slate back though, if you don\u2019t mind.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Of course. <em>(G<\/em><\/span><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ives the device back to Louis.)<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Thanks. Now, we\u2019ve covered the basic features of the Sheikah Slate, but there\u2019s one extra feature we haven\u2019t mentioned. One that\u2019s only unlocked after all Shrines are cleared and Monk Maz is defeated. Say hello to\u2026\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/YHQIzehnZKHQyJ2N0XlwyGULYs7lj8_12m0NcrDpIJbQt4hUB2yUvbTWpz4Dn0RmBgtOIFJRLJrjCrF6xxvOHuuuR0Nu2M7dRpat9BDYVlOytSH6m-UB30MT3cUWnznBuSsPqYaW\" width=\"456\" height=\"317\" \/><br \/>\nMASTER CYCLE ZERO:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Obtained after defeating Monk Maz Koshia<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Can be summoned in any outdoor location<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Limited fuel, but easily-replenished<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Should it ever be destroyed, Link can summon a new one<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He presses the Master Cycle Zero Rune. Ed and Mortem are shocked.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: WHAT!? A goddamn MOTORBIKE!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Not just any motorcycle! The <\/span><b>Master Cycle Zero! <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This badass hog can be summoned at any outdoor location at any time just by pressing the Rune! It runs at 36 miles per hour (58kph) and is completely immune to fall damage! It uses any random materials Link may find as fuel, which is so plentiful in Hyrule that running out is never a huge deal. And if it ends up destroyed, Link can just summon another one at no extra charge! Who needs Uber when you can just make a motorcycle pop out of thin air!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Eyes wide, still shocked) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Forget Gummiphones! I need to order someone to make some of these!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: If Lily were here, she would <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">demand <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">me to get this for her birthday!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Oh God, I don\u2019t even want to think of the mayhem that girl would cause if she could call a motorcycle whenever she wants.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Ignores that) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh, right. There\u2019s one other vehicle I haven\u2019t mentioned. It\u2019s nothing noteworthy so let\u2019s go over it quickly.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/_4AVI2l8QUDFOtI8kKDPfEn-x_xzdN-omzMcw7EkERciJat0kQHvDJfx2Dc926tsYwb2oWWVunKTSxedFZEbbhojLtqLn5bbxZ5xZsTI-xh4jfzFu-C6nyLTB6YadodfmepraPcT\" width=\"380\" height=\"220\" \/><br \/>\nPARAGLIDER:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Great for sailing through the air<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Consumes stamina the longer your gliding<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Ed prints a Paraglider from the 3D printer)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: The Paraglider is\u2026&#8230;exactly what it sounds like. It\u2019s a piece of cloth tied to a wooden frame that acts as a hang glider. It works the same way as a kite, using wind pressure to keep itself airborne as it gently glides downward.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Link gets this early in the game and uses it frequently to jump off high towers and mountains. It can also be used in conjunction with Revali\u2019s Gale-we\u2019ll get to that later. And now! With the appetizers out of the way, let\u2019s get into the main course!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Food puns now?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Hey, man! I\u2019m hungry! Anyway, let\u2019s talk about Link\u2019s actual weapons!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: A short caveat here. There are so many weapons to choose from in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Breath of the Wild<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> that it would take bloody hours to list them all in this episode. Thus, we\u2019ve chosen to limit them to Link\u2019s standard arsenal and the four Champion weapons.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: We also won\u2019t use any special armor or clothing for this episode for the same reason. Link will wear nothing but his standard blue tunic and brown pants for this fight. So without further ado, let\u2019s start with Link\u2019s most iconic weapons!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1304\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1304\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-with-Master-Sword.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Link with Master Sword\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-with-Master-Sword.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1304 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-with-Master-Sword.png?resize=488%2C275&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"488\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-with-Master-Sword.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-with-Master-Sword.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-with-Master-Sword.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 488px) 100vw, 488px\" \/><br \/>\nMASTER SWORD:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Used famously by past Links to vanquish Ganon.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">&#8211; Unbreakable:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Must recharge after 40 hits<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Fires sword beams at full health<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Takes the life of those unworthy to wield it<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1305\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1305\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-with-Hylian-Shield.png?fit=512%2C341&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,341\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Link with Hylian Shield\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-with-Hylian-Shield.png?fit=512%2C341&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1305 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-with-Hylian-Shield.png?resize=449%2C299&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"449\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-with-Hylian-Shield.png?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-with-Hylian-Shield.png?resize=408%2C272&amp;ssl=1 408w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Link-with-Hylian-Shield.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 449px) 100vw, 449px\" \/><br \/>\nHYLIAN SHIELD:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b>&#8211; Toughest shield in <\/b><\/span><b><i><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Breath of the Wild:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/i><\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Completely fireproof<br \/>\n&#8211; Earned by knights of the Hylian Royal Guard<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Lou prints out a replica of the Master Sword and Hylian shield.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: The <strong>Master Sword<\/strong> and <strong>Hylian Shield<\/strong> are arguably the most famous sword and shield weapons in all of gaming, let alone <em>Zelda<\/em>. They\u2019ve appeared several times in the series, each wielded by a different Link.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: And in each appearance, the Master Sword was used to vanquish the evil Ganondorf and his army of minions. It often appears resting on a pedestal inside a temple or forest shrine, waiting for the chosen hero to claim it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Much like that of King Arthur and Excalibur then?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Precisely!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/kffRc75JWf2W146pDQ2Q4iTiHx86Xc5gLJsJ3yXA0LyKHizearD2fgplr0c72ySxlPNbEhj0tJKSGrcOAabmeFjPE9wBsNRCqJIliSQSa5B6dF1wQwOnurCD-71l5NbiarF_8ys6\" width=\"315\" height=\"315\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Bewildered) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What&#8217;s this?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Oh. That\u2019s just a clip from Disney&#8217;s <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sword in the Stone<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Our writer wanted to add some illustration.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: I think this is far more fitting for a legend such as \u201cThe Once and Future King\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/lyLPywqx2y4&#038;#8243\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/lyLPywqx2y4&#038;#8243<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Look, lads. It doesn&#8217;t matter which version you prefer as long as you\u2019ve got the idea. Alright?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Anyway, unlike Excalibur, picking up the Master Sword isn\u2019t as easy as just walking up and grabbing it. In <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Breath of the Wild, <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">it actually <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">drains the life<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> out of anyone unworthy to wield it! If Link doesn\u2019t have at least 13 heart containers, it <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">will <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">kill him! You really need to get to work on those Shrines if you want to get this sword!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Aye, getting the Master Sword is one hell of a chore, but the payoff is definitely worth it! It boasts a notable power level already, but after besting the three Trials of the Sword, Link was able to unlock its true power, effectively doubling its strength. It\u2019s also the only weapon with infinite durability, which means it never breaks!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: But my favorite part of the Master Sword? If you swing it while at full health, it actually shoots <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">laser beams!<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: However the sword has two minor downsides. One: it will get weaker the more times it\u2019s used, and will eventually have to recharge.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Two: It\u2019s the only weapon that can\u2019t be thrown. But even that\u2019s hardly an issue because&#8211;again&#8211;<\/span><b>laser beams.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Why on Earth would they craft a magical sword that needs to be charged like a mere battery? Sounds pretty pointless and unusual for a sword.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Exasperated) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I know, it sucks. Basically, it\u2019s Nintendo\u2019s way of making sure you don\u2019t cheese through the campaign with the best weapon in the game. Your other weapons are kinda obsolete if you have one that never breaks.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: I see. Well, I suppose I\u2019ll let it pass if it\u2019s a gameplay concern.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/jG8o6XGyYm0&#038;#8243\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/jG8o6XGyYm0&#038;#8243<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Having the best weapon in the game is all fine and dandy, but every sword needs a shield! Now let\u2019s talk about the Master Sword\u2019s favorite counterpart!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: The Hylian Shield was passed down through the Knights of Hyrule, the royal family\u2019s personal guard. The design on the shield is actually the crest of the royal family itself! Link often comes across this noble shield on his adventures and uses it as his primary means of defense.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: And good thing too, because this bad boy takes a lot of punishment! Look at these numbers! It\u2019s the single-toughest shield in the entire game.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Not only that, but the fact that it\u2019s made of metal makes the shield immune to fire (although I always wonder why it never conducts heat). If used correctly, it can even be used to deflect lightning or laser beams from Guardians! The Hylian Shield will eventually break with enough damage, but it will take a great deal of abuse for that to happen. Or if you recklessly surf down hills and slopes like a complete dobber.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: And like with the sword, getting the royal shield is no walk in the park. Royal Guards in training had to earn one by slaying a giant cyclops called a Hinox. Link got his in the same way, only he fought a skeletonized version called a Stalnox.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/5rxTyHFFC6M&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/5rxTyHFFC6M&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: And now\u2026..<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Draws sword and shield)&#8230;.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Let\u2019s get to the fun part! Begin simulation!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(A set of holographic Moblins appear. Lou slices at the first two and bashes the next with the shield. He swings again and fires a blue beam at three more targets. He slices the next two horizontally at once. He shield bashes the last target and plunges the sword down to its throat. The simulation ends.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Laughs) J&#8217;adore mon travail!<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Clapping) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Impressive swordsmanship, my friend.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: I\u2019m just glad those were only holograms you butchered. Don\u2019t expect me to clean up the guts of real targets.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Yeah, yeah. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He places the replica sword and shield back on the rack). <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now that we\u2019ve covered Link\u2019s personal weapons, let\u2019s go over the ones gifted to him by his fellow Champions.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: A bit of backstory before we start. At this point in the tale, all four Champions other than Link are dead. Their spirits still haunt the Divine Beasts that they were assigned to before death. Each time Link restores a Divine Beast and kills the monster corrupting it, he\u2019s rewarded with one of the personal abilities used by the other Champions.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: In this case, I think we\u2019ll start with everyone\u2019s favorite Zora waifu, Mipha.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/ygn4gQcrg9hoVi0VyxjaHrxzIO5hYsVCt7doHEOzL1QhDKPp1-iEPxuaXgWyKeYzDWmy0SslhkAz0X_aGWaw4godeiLcd74i_YWY2eanq0KLNCDW7OJMFx79B5ImGHtsBSeL1t6K\" width=\"337\" height=\"394\" \/><br \/>\nLIGHTSCALE TRIDENT:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Originally wielded by Mipha<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211; Strong but fragile<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Hey, Mortem? Do you want to take this one? Since you have a scythe, I figure longer weapons are your specialty.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Hmm, I guess I can give it a try.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Mortem drops the Harvester and takes the Lightscale Trident, giving it a few experimental swings and nods to his fellow hosts.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Okay, what do you want me to do?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Just stand by and we\u2019ll start the sim after we\u2019ve finished explaining.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Now, the <strong>Lightscale Trident<\/strong> is a masterpiece of Zora blacksmithing. As beautiful as it is deadly, it was the personal weapon used by the Zora Princess and Champion, Mipha.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Such poetic words there, Lou. My sister must have left an impression on you. The trident is made of a special material that makes it very lightweight. Falling into a spear-class weapon, it puts heavy reliance on distance and precision rather than speed or strength.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/UUnngJpuLzs&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/UUnngJpuLzs&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: And that\u2019s about it! Hit it! <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Begins the simulation)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Chuckles darkly) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This is gonna be fun.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(The necromancer leaps at the Moblins and starts to destroy them faster than eye speeds. Stabbing them in their stomach and heads, toying with the simulations with sadistic glee. This continues for a few seconds until all of them are dead.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Smiling) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh, I needed that.<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Woah. That. Was. AWESOME!!! <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Pats Mortem on the back. He places the trident back on the rack). <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We should spar after this!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: It would be my utmost pleasure.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Good Lord, I\u2019m working with two blade-wielding maniacs. Artoria help me.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/4DLJsf0SdSn0B17thhusXDPbCdHXuBGfuSKhvW2a-lkjG5Gia4eKWcl343_3GxlDu0ujX3sqqOyUVsDpAopA3JE1VQkokC28_CN5KNcnJhG2HoabKWpTDYpvEpkrEd8_vOsDxIPq\" width=\"326\" height=\"306\" \/><br \/>\nGREAT EAGLE BOW:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Originally wielded by Revali<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">&#8211; Fires three arrows at once:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; At the price of one&#8230;somehow<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/MH52ridmJ8rcd-zc0ihpo_x1n66gbTuQCXHDsgZ8leQQvF_5UnGSCwgl6XuXu39RXAzGVCCRgxq2RgaO2QJdrl6LYVfEI-z7b6mXB8sOq41Y5ogGX0hsJPOt_A_bQiJ-BjJwAl5z\" width=\"306\" height=\"306\" \/><br \/>\nARROWS:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Regular Arrows<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Fire Arrows<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Ice Arrows<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Shock Arrows<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Bomb Arrows<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Ancient Arrows<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Alright, Ed! It\u2019s your turn! <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Hands the Great Eagle Bow to Edward)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Oh, God. I\u2019ll try, but I haven\u2019t touched a bow since my archery classes in 1885!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Oh, quit your blubbering. If you miss, I make sure your arrows hit their mark.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Sighs)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> The <strong>Great Eagle Bow<\/strong> was wielded by the Rito Champion Revali.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Y\u2019know. Revali. The annoying, pompous Falco wannabe nobody likes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/Tf-yWhzV1zU&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/Tf-yWhzV1zU&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(I always hated that guy)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(That guy strongly reminds me of someone.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Well, douchebag or not, we can at least credit him for having a good weapon and being one hell of an archer. His bow fires not one&#8211;but three arrows at once! And guess what? It only costs one arrow to do that, so you\u2019re not wasting arrows.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/XwWsMRKFo6A&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/XwWsMRKFo6A&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: And while we\u2019re on the subject of arrows, let\u2019s talk about the kinds of ammo Link can use!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: <strong>Regular arrows<\/strong> are\u2026..pretty much that. They\u2019re the most common and have no special qualities. BO-RING!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: <strong>Fire arrows<\/strong> set targets ablaze. <strong>Ice arrows<\/strong> freeze them in place, and can be used as an alternative to Cryonis. <strong>Shock arrows<\/strong> electrocute foes, which can also paralyze and disarm them, strengthen during rainstorms, and create electric shockwaves on contact with water. <strong>Bomb arrows<\/strong> cause a huge explosion upon impact!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: And my favorite&#8211;the <strong>Ancient Arrow<\/strong>&#8211;is basically an upgraded Bomb Arrow! When fired, it triggers a blast so powerful that it can one-shot a Guardian!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/jQ3pbfYiWvG5eW4dP4uNRuyIMjztQ-ZEtzcUy73xscPnQgND_KLP6N-3jLiJqFFslnVXgNr5sZcUmgea5mfSLfrwvm9m_U9PA8fO2zIU72QGLzHXDhDyyH6_Be--8aIqN3gOgyuZ\" width=\"566\" height=\"318\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Most impressive.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: For this sim, we\u2019ll let Edward use one of each to demonstrate. You ready, Eddy?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Readies the bow. Exhales deeply.) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Aye. Let\u2019s go!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Five holographic targets appear downrange. Ed fires an arrow into the head of one Moblin. He shoots the flame arrow into another, causing it to scream and run around comically as it burns to death. The third and fourth targets get hit with the ice and shock arrows, respectively. One freezes into an ice sculpture while the other one gets zapped to death. The fifth target is hit by an explosive arrow and gets blown apart. Ed aims the Ancient Arrow at the final target&#8211;a Guardian. He hits the machine\u2019s eye, causing it to explode tremendously. The simulation ends.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: WOO-HOO!!! Damn nice shooting, Tex! I knew you could do it!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Grinning sadistically)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> I\u2019ll never get tired of this. Anyway, good job mate.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Blushes) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Well&#8211;of course I could do it! It was a simple matter of timing and accuracy! Any simpleton could do it!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Weren\u2019t you just complaining that you <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">couldn\u2019t<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> do it?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward:&#8230;..I was purposely trying to mislead you, so that you\u2019ll be surprised that I could&#8211;<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Sighs) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Okay, fine. I really didn\u2019t think I could do it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: You are a hot mess, my friend.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Let\u2019s just move on.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/qzEiUj5hAbWNd0ipMsFJW6oET2zFFwzoA8_x6VmbztB8-6pTb9vD9A60zvJ3bIWtrOdXmPtQhz6d-uncnDAoVNV-EpemJz_B-IdmZESebo2mzfN7S9uqICkIKYCnLeo78avd_PdO\" width=\"382\" height=\"303\" \/><br \/>\nBOULDER BREAKER:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Originally wielded by Daruk<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Two-handed weapon to Link<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Super Effective against stone enemies<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(The Boulder Breaker appears from the 3D printer. The handle releases, causing the hammer to fall to the floor. )<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Now, the <strong>Boulder Breaker<\/strong>\u2026.(<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He attempts to pick it up.)&#8230;.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">is <\/span><b>really fucking heavy! <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Seriously, what the hell!? This thing\u2019s heavier than Mjolnir!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Out of the way, you\u2019re doing it wrong! <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He moves in and tries to lift it, but also can\u2019t.) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bloody hell! How do they expect humans to lift this godforsaken thing!?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: As much as I find your struggling hilarious, we need to move on.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He casts a <\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">feather-light charm<\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to make the hammer lighter. Edward picks it up in surprise.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Ah! Th&#8211;thank you. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Passes it to Lou, who takes it.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: God, that was embarrassing. But I guess it\u2019s fitting because Goron weapons are too heavy to be wielded by normal humans. This giant hunk of rock belonged to the Goron Champion Daruk. This thing is so massive that even other Gorons had difficulty lifting it, though Daruk and apparently Link can use it with no problems.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Granted, Link needs both hands to use it. This two-hander relies more on strength and sweeping motions to compensate for a lack of speed or precision&#8211;like trying to swat a fly with a sledgehammer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Like all Goron weapons, this monster isn\u2019t only useful in battle, but can also be used as a mining tool for jewels and other minerals. It\u2019s main use, however, is for defeating the giant stone monsters that live in Death Mountain. Taluses and Pebblits are no match for this giant hunk of metal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/J_zEBRxVClc&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/J_zEBRxVClc&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Lifts the Boulder Breaker) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Okay, start the sim!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Three holographic monsters appear. The first two are Stone Pebblits and the third is a Talus. The Pebblits strike at him, but he dodges and runs along the arm of one. He smashes the hammer into the jewel of the first Pebblit, and it crumbles into dust. He jumps to the other and does the same, instantly killing it. Lou dodges a few more attacks from the Stone Talus and gets behind it. He climbs up the monster&#8217;s back and reaches the jewel. He smashes the jewel five times and destroys it, killing the monster and ending the sim.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: You ever want a building demolished, you won\u2019t find a better tool than this!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Thanks, mate. But I believe a scythe works best for me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Yes, well, I suppose swinging a club around like a bloody caveman has its uses.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Watch it, or I\u2019ll get prehistoric on you with this next time! <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Places the Boulder Basher back on printer.) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And now, let\u2019s get to the last Champion weapon in the arsenal!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/Zd10vRTPDRltabXxK9LIPYVz2NDDlAh8XLdMfil3vSnKOFVlkpGBzqZKJ_mluXjZFxGuhy8kgPj8DNWtWHS0IRM3SIvWerA5e_uYJwP7pEFttBHq4UtWJ8pGVXp_2YW00Z01COtY\" width=\"364\" height=\"306\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">SCIMITAR OF THE SEVEN &amp; DAYBREAKER SHIELD:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Originally wielded by Urbosa<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; The only twin Champion weapons<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: The last Champion weapons we\u2019ll look at are the ones belonging to Urbosa, the Champion of the Gerudo Tribe.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: AKA, the <em>6th Best Nintendo Girl Who\u2019s Better than Peach!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Confused)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8230;What?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Oh, that was from a silly Top 15 list that our boss and one of his friends wrote. They placed Urbosa in 6th place.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?p=782\"><b>Top 15 Nintendo Waifus that are better than Peach!<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Stares at the two awkwardly, dumbfounded)&#8230;<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Okay? Let\u2019s just&#8230;move on.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Prints out the two weapons and equips them) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The <strong>Scimitar of the Seven<\/strong> and the <strong>Daybreaker Shield<\/strong> are the only dual Champion weapons in the game. As you might expect, they function very similarly to the Master Sword and Hylian Shield. Not nearly as tough or handy, but useful in their own rights. Single-hand swords offer the best defensive options with their shield counterparts, making them the most well-rounded weapons and the easiest to use.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: It\u2019s been said that Urbosa was so skilled with her weapons that her fighting almost seemed like dancing in battle.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: I think there\u2019s a lot of truth to that, given how she fights in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Age of Calamity.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/_vM-AGohgqk&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/_vM-AGohgqk&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: And yes, she <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">can <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">summon lightning on command! Trust me, we\u2019ll get back to that.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Very impressive. It\u2019s a shame that this Urbosa woman was killed. She might\u2019ve made a decent challenge for some of my allies.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That\u2019s a battle I\u2019d pay money to watch.) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now, let\u2019s start the final simulation!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Six holographic Yiga Clansmen appear. Lou thrusts the scimitar through the first one and beheads the second. He blocks a downwards attack with the shield and cuts the third Yiga across the belly. He then shield bashes the fourth one and slices him vertically before killing the fifth one. Lou moves onto the final one, a Yiga Captain, and blocks multiple attacks from him. He attacks the giant several times and brings him to his knees, before impaling him through the face. The Captain is killed, and the simulation ends.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Is that all? If those chumps were the kinds of guys Urbosa fought, I feel sorry for them!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Don\u2019t get cocky just because you killed a bunch of holograms.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Like you weren\u2019t when you used the bow?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Boys, boys! Both of you were impressive. Can we move on now?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Aye. Let\u2019s head back to the Research Room and finish Link\u2019s part of this Prelude!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(They all leave the Firing Range and head back inside to the Research Room.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Okay! Now, we\u2019ve seen the weapons that the Champions blessed Link with on his adventures. But those aren\u2019t the only gifts they\u2019d bestowed on the savior of Hyrule.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Oh, great. So what is it this time?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Each time Link reactivates a Divine Beast, he\u2019s granted a special power from one of the four Champions. Those being <\/span><b>Mipha\u2019s Grace, Revali\u2019s Gale, Daruk\u2019s Protection, <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and <\/span><b>Urbosa\u2019s Fury.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Each one becomes helpful and even vital in some cases for Link later on. However, they each can only be used for a certain amount of time before cooling down. Let\u2019s go through each of them in order.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-size: 14pt;\"><b>CHAMPIONS&#8217; BLESSINGS:<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/Ap7WQdMlbQG41oaWWxFc8_LQEv_PI-qbEOTsKzPIxFM6XXoaY7xXxvo1838NrQhnwd97sbR-Rk5Ir3vaD4sZNT7400y1RCKw2skrEA_UVjDBDzNgLNjUdfkW4DSr7-bRFLg9EtPS\" width=\"405\" height=\"227\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">MIPHA&#8217;S GRACE:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Revives Link if he is dealt a mortal blow<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Bolsters health w\/4 more hearts<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; 24-Hour recharge<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: <strong>Mipha\u2019s Grace<\/strong> is basically an extra life. If Link is dealt a mortal blow, it will restore him and add a few extra hearts to his count. And in a game like this where death is extremely common (bloody fall-damage!), you\u2019ll need this power! It\u2019s also why most people clear Mipha\u2019s chapter first, by the way.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: That, and she\u2019s the <em>11th Best Nintendo Waifu<\/em> on the list.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Sounds very useful but what the fuck is a waifu!?)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: The only downside to Mipha\u2019s Grace is that it can only be used once, and has the longest cooldown of all the Blessings. It takes a full in-game day to recharge.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Even with this Blessing, Link can\u2019t afford to get reckless. He may get a second chance if he dies, but he won\u2019t get a third!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/5Ra03sZt9r3KMUb_rCbaZZTMRsDcS-cnnxjMr_RJhqqA6dt7gP1RNHpJIs8S2TZGsNobnbmbvlxzLeReLaZGLzxCorsaOVmCT2PxLCM1A6bvAOeQpTFgEIttveY8uDVoK3LLlorb\" \/><br \/>\nREVALI&#8217;S GALE:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Upward draft that carries Link several feet upwards.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Useful for obtaining heights<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; 6-minute recharge (2 in Hyrule Castle)<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: <strong>Revali\u2019s Gale<\/strong> is&#8211;in my opinion&#8211;the least useful one.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: At least for combat, anyway. It creates an updraft of wind at Link\u2019s feet that pushes him several feet into the air. This makes it useful as an exploration tool for climbing mountains or towers without using any stamina. It also can be used to give him a much-needed height advantage, letting him rain arrows from on-high while he sails away to safety.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: It can be used up to three times and has a 6-minute cooldown, making it one of the quicker abilities to recharge. But even so, while it has its uses, Revali\u2019s Gale is a lot like its namesake&#8211;a blustering sack of hot wind.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/yt_JeXTetquNN_JsEXqTXSrRsbqmdvfhSO_2i4P0joHI80NUJM1-WcRpSaT_M5s3f9pjBDuhSLsp1kg-ZgOjh4dxeHZ1fsJopB4kVB966LW_kdnJ09txKJ0dXK90q-k1m8LsiZIl\" width=\"474\" height=\"265\" \/><br \/>\nDARUK&#8217;S PROTECTION:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Automatically protects Link from all manner of attacks<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Reflects projectiles<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; 18-minute recharge (6 in Hyrule Castle)<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: By comparison, <strong>Daruk\u2019s Protection<\/strong> is <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">much <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">more practical! It projects a magic barrier that protects Link from all sorts of attacks! It even repels the laser blasts from those damn Guardians!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: And not only does it block projectiles, but even sends them <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">back <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">to the attacker!\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Like a mirror? Very nice, and much more useful than Revali\u2019s Gale.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Daruk\u2019s Protection doesn\u2019t take away Link\u2019s mobility, so he can move freely while using it. It\u2019s also very reliable since it has up to three uses and an 18-minute cooldown. So if Link happens to lose or break his shield, Daruk\u2019s Protection will keep him covered.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/_hZTMg8DU3lNVTRBnpuikAxlsryqt4DWXYMIEWuDBh4nt1kEa-1W1kFC4QqdNpO3NJ2bg7qzvJ64qxtBl6K5Ch_fzYXq44hqqPQR6YSdSiDe2Ggb39FI3uLwjDnzlLMR-62vhw0q\" \/><br \/>\nURBOSA&#8217;S FURY:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Calls down lightning<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211; Best used in Link\u2019s immediate range<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; 12-minute recharge<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: The last Blessing is the aforementioned <strong>Urbosa\u2019s Fury<\/strong>, and it\u2019s definitely the best one for use in combat!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Basically, it allows Link to summon a storm of lightning by performing a spin attack with his weapon. The range of the lightning is indicated by a green field of effect around Link.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: The lightning has an incredibly wide range and can insta-kill or severely-wound lower-class enemies. Even the super-strong Hinoxes and Lynels are less of a threat with Urbosa\u2019s Fury equipped, taking out chunks of their health while being stun-locked long enough for Link to go to town on them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Best of all, it has three uses and only takes 12 minutes to recharge. You\u2019d best stay away when Link calls down the thunder. You\u2019re likely to get zapped.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Overall, Link sounds like a mighty warrior. But even the strongest beings have their weaknesses. Link is no different, am I correct?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: It would be an unfair match if he didn\u2019t have any weaknesses. Let\u2019s go over them quickly, shall we?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/Dln6ixFI72AE4cF9JqySZlEN_3VSbJqBAXSXsjPYC4d2SbgO2o19Jqfxc-L0pWXRpCEBPxtX70o1hqMv-6FMsnpwhFFq3KrIwg8aN5W8zqfNW9-k_SaaaPXYu_twsVk5-b5wL1VP\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">WEAKNESSES:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; All weapons other than the Master Sword are breakable<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b>&#8211; <\/b><\/span><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Tires out if stamina is exhausted:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Stamina recharges quickly, thankfully<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; All blessings have a cooldown time<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Needs special equipment to survive harsh environments<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: We\u2019ve already mentioned most of these, so let\u2019s just summarize them. First off, all of Link\u2019s weapons other than the Master Sword can be broken if overused. Also, there\u2019s a limit to how much stamina he can exert, although that can quickly recover if he resets for a few seconds.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: As we\u2019ve just discussed, all of his Blessings have limited uses and a set cooldown time, so he needs to use each one sparingly. And finally\u2026..well, I\u2019m sure everyone knows what happens if you wear metal armor during a thunderstorm. If you need a hint, take a look at the GIF above.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: But anyway, that\u2019s it as far as Link\u2019s weaknesses go! Aside from those minor flaws, he\u2019s got very little to worry about! He survived the Calamity War, freed the Divine Beasts, slayed the evil Ganon, and restored peace to Hyrule! And if <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Breath of the Wild 2 <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">is any indication, he\u2019s bound to do it all over again!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: But will he be able to take on Mordor\u2019s infamous \u201cGrave Walker?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Let\u2019s find out tomorrow when we cover Talion\u2019s half of this episode!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em>(&#8220;Link&#8230; You may not be at a point where you have fully recovered your power or all of your memories, but courage need not be remembered, for it is never forgotten.&#8221; )<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Princess Zelda)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">BONUS VIDEO!!!<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b>[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/1or3YILu28M&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/1or3YILu28M&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(DING!)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(A day passes. The next half of the Prelude starts)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/TfEhmDzwO1fLF8-RorMxeVH1cET5ZNDWkU-dYtfVUcxFKQ6_SKQoKh3DHM5nBi6CK2I-pWsXa9d1c1-Iuel7zQo4HZ8W5Z-mDQ3jmtyc4Cux1w79eKtYkgBTlEHC7ogmjMRo1FnF\" width=\"629\" height=\"354\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">TALION\/CELEBRIMBOR:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Alias: The Gravewalker<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Affiliation: Rangers of Gondor (formerly); Army of the Bright Lord<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Occupation: Ranger Captain; Warlord; Enemy of Sauron<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Species: Human\/Half-Wraith\/Nazgul<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">&#8211; Theme Song:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b>[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/_N9UDBoNpNw&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/_N9UDBoNpNw&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Alright! We\u2019re back and ready to do the second half of this show! Let\u2019s go over the feats, strengths, and weapons of Talion of Gondor!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: One question before we start. I have many allies in Middle-Earth and they\u2019ve shared with me much of their universe\u2019s history. While there are a few differences, Talion\u2019s universe is very similar to the \u201ccanon\u201d universe. So, may I lead the way for this part of the episode?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: We\u2019ll need all the help we can get, so be our guest.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: But try not to drag it out for too long. Just tell us the stuff that\u2019s important to this episode.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: As you wish. In the beginning, Talion was a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">captain of the Rangers of Gondor at the Black Gate. He was a noble, yet humble man with a loving wife and a devoted son. They lived a happy, peaceful life along the border of Gondor, but were under constant threat of invasion by the Dark Lord Sauron\u2019s forces in Mordor.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: His wife must\u2019ve been constantly terrified by the thought of her home attacked by monsters at any moment.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem:<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">One day, the Black Gate was attacked by an army of Uruks, led by three Black N\u00famen\u00f3rean captains; Hammer, Tower and their leader, the Black Hand of Sauron. The Black Gate was quickly overrun, and most of the Rangers slain. Talion and his family were the only ones taken alive, and they were each killed as part of a dark summoning ritual.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/TMzuE9hCK4g&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/TMzuE9hCK4g&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: So the story just began, and our hero is already dead!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Too bad he didn\u2019t have Mipha\u2019s Grace to help him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Not exactly. You see, they were sacrificed to summon the wraith of Celebrimbor, an ancient elf who died centuries ago. Though his spirit was awakened, he lost most of his memories from when he was alive. Meanwhile, Talion\u2019s spirit sought revenge on Sauron for taking his family and his life away from him. Seeing their goals as mutually beneficial, Celebrimbor and Talion fused their bodies&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Wooooah, we\u2019re getting into some Yaoi territory, here! Then again, with all that fanart I\u2019ve seen with them\u2026..<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/QJNVswsW6Uvt4OmpBgYX72XKPbXKe-E5S5E-bmkE0EAV8eMGQXUmsB-zEixZiU9usV-fgt-8Woyl4fKOn9RZ_Mgri7U7rNd2ovHqQnfYKtx2eKx68aXxLjFfSehKW2dI00-0Blut\" width=\"375\" height=\"468\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Slaps him upside the head) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">know<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> that\u2019s not what he meant<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">,<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> you tosser!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Rubbing the back of his head) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I was just KIDDING, Ed! God, how does your sister put up with you!?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(In a laughing fit, trying and failing to catch his breath) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So&#8230;<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Still laughing)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8230;So\u2026<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Can\u2019t stop laughing)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">..Give&#8211;me&#8211;a minute&#8211;please.<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He asked between taking deep breaths)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Wow. I didn\u2019t even know he could laugh).<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(I guess everyone has a sense of humor.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Finally able to stop laughing) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ahem! Sorry about that! It\u2019s just the thought of that prude and Talion together that makes me laugh. Anyway, the two of them returned to the living world and went on a journey to restore Celebrimbor\u2019s identity and avenge the Talions family.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They spent much of their time uncovering Celebrimbor\u2019s past while being a constant pain in the arse of Sauron\u2019s army. Eventually, the two would learn that Celebrimbor was in fact the forger of <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">all of the Rings of Power, including<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">the infamous One Ring.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/RdlgIFluNaNffI513dMtsIYlvQ8RWR-3WqtCyL-1AfuHVHWVubjQrjwxpFXtOidF71DT2DFs7eUVe22s6UBtjdLGW9cgdKcmjVZELgfC2LwrmIc6Qef5BSnqlwOeq97pfOe6Ipg9\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Ah, I remember this. This is when the story of <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lord of the Rings<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> began, when Sauron raised an army of orcs to conquer Middle-Earth. At some point, the human prince Isildur led an army of humans and Elves and eventually thwarted him. After Sauron\u2019s death, Isildur took the ring for himself until he was killed in an ambush, and the Ring ended up in the hands of Gollum.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: That\u2019s all correct. And I\u2019m impressed you actually knew that! Did you read Tolkein as a child?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: No, I watched the movies and played the video games because I have a <strong>life<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1307\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1307\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-of-the-Rings-Gamecube.jpg?fit=1000%2C568&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,568\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Lord of the Rings Gamecube\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-of-the-Rings-Gamecube.jpg?fit=660%2C375&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1307 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-of-the-Rings-Gamecube.jpg?resize=512%2C292&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-of-the-Rings-Gamecube.jpg?resize=300%2C170&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-of-the-Rings-Gamecube.jpg?resize=768%2C436&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-of-the-Rings-Gamecube.jpg?resize=479%2C272&amp;ssl=1 479w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Lord-of-the-Rings-Gamecube.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If you have Dolphin, download these RIGHT NOW.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Cheeky blighter.) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But I have one question. Maybe there\u2019s some part of the story that I missed, but I don\u2019t remember there ever being a Celebrimbor in the novels. Where did he come from?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: From the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Silmarillion<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, a collection of mythopoeic stories that explore the history of the Middle-Earth. From its creation to the \u201cWar of the Ring\u201d. But that\u2019s a rabbit hole we don&#8217;t have time to crawl down. Now, where was I? Ah, yes. When Sauron constructed the ring, he empowered it with an evil curse&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Mortem clears his throat and starts to speak in an inhuman voice.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><i>Ash nazg durbatul\u00fbk.<br \/>\nAsh nazg gimbatul.<br \/>\n<\/i><\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><i>Ash nazg thrakatul\u00fbk.<br \/>\nAgh burzum-ishi krimpatul.<\/i><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: What the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">hell <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">is he saying!? Ed, did you catch a word of that!?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Yes. It\u2019s called Black Speech, and it\u2019s a language that only exists in Middle-Earth. It\u2019s so rare, in fact, that most people in Middle-Earth don\u2019t even speak it. The only ones who know it are servants of the Dark Lord Morgoth and his successor, Sauron. Translated, it roughly means:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>One Ring to rule them all. <\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>One ring to find them. <\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>One ring to bring them all.<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>And in the darkness bind them.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Claps politely) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Very good, Edward! It delights me to see that one of you didn\u2019t learn his Tolkein from video games alone!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Smiles smugly at Lou)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Exasperated) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Let\u2019s just get back to Talion! So, Celebrimbor made the goddamn Rings! Then what?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Celebrimbor caught on to Sauron\u2019s evil intentions and took the ring for himself. He used the Ring\u2019s power to gather an army of orcs and nearly k\u0131lled Sauron in a duel. Unfortunately, Celebrimbor was defeated because of the Ring\u2019s allegiance to the Dark Lord. In revenge for Celebrimbor\u2019s betrayal, Sauron murdered his old friend\u2019s family in front of him, before slowly torturing him to death with his own hammer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Oof, so both Talion and Celebrimbor\u2019s families were essentially murdered by the same guy? No wonder they hate him! Come to think of it, have we ever actually seen Sauron without his helmet?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Y\u2019know, that\u2019s a good point. I\u2019ll bet he looks absolutely hideous witho&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1308\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1308\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Sauron-without-Mask.png?fit=512%2C390&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,390\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Sauron without Mask\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Sauron-without-Mask.png?fit=512%2C390&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1308 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Sauron-without-Mask.png?resize=407%2C311&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"407\" height=\"311\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Sauron-without-Mask.png?resize=300%2C229&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Sauron-without-Mask.png?resize=357%2C272&amp;ssl=1 357w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Sauron-without-Mask.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 407px) 100vw, 407px\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(They all stare at him, completely shocked.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: HOLY MORGANA\u2019S TITS! No wonder Maleficent married him!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Never. Show that. To Emily.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Agreed. Wait&#8211;Sauron and Maleficent are married? Since when? Actually, tell me that later. So what happened after Celebrimbor got back his memories?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: You don\u2019t wanna know. Anyway, after recovering his memories, Celebrimbor and Talion returned to their quest to avenge both their families. They made several allies, including a former Ranger named Hirgon<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, a scheming yet cowardly orc named Ratbag, and a tough warrior princess named Lithariel.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: They\u2019ve made quite the motley crew of allies.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Indeed. Eventually, Talion and Celebrimbor faced the three Black Hand leaders who murdered Talion\u2019s family, killing them all in single combat. However Sauron intervened by possessing the Black Hand\u2019s body and almost killed Talion. It was only thanks to Celebrimbor crippling the Dark Lord from inside that saved Talion\u2019s life.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: But wait&#8211;how could Sauron kill Talion if he\u2019s already dead?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Talion is only \u201calive\u201d because of his possession by Celebrimbor, correct? Basically, Sauron was trying to remove the elf from Talion\u2019s body, causing him to bleed to death from the cut made in his throat from when he was sacrificed. If all that sounds confusing, just watch the video below.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/FBYOYDHpwg8&#038;#8243\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/FBYOYDHpwg8&#038;#8243<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Damn. So without Celebrimbor, Talion\u2019s pretty much toast, am I right?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: Exactly. And this comes into play again in the sequel, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Shadow of War.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Which honestly, is the one in the series most people play anyway. Especially if you\u2019ve watched the Let\u2019s Play series by TearOfGrace.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Confused)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> I\u2019m sorry, who?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Oh, he\u2019s a chap on YouTube who makes videos of <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Shadow of War <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Binding of Isaac<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, and a few other games.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: He actually really sucks at the game, but I love him because of how much fun he has playing it. Seriously! If you\u2019re reading this and haven\u2019t heard of him, we\u2019ll post his whole compilation video at the bottom as a bonus! Sorry. So, how does everything thus far lead to <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Shadow of War?<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Although they\u2019d defeated Sauron\u2019s physical body, his spirit is still alive and his army of Orcs ever growing. To combat this, Talion and Celebrimbor climbed to the summit of Mount Doom and used Sauron\u2019s forge to make a New Ring&#8211;one filled with the power of light instead of darkness.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: After the New Ring was finished, Celebrimbor was suddenly kidnapped by an unknown spirit. Talion put on the New Ring to keep himself alive and went to save his friend. He tracked Celebrimbor down to the cave of Shelob the Spider-Queen. Shelob, who had her own vendetta against Sauron, demanded Talion to give her the New Ring in exchange for the elf wraith\u2019s freedom.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Give up his ultimate weapon to a shady spider demon!? C\u2019mon, he wouldn\u2019t be stupid enough to do that!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/tPeJVic72ls&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/tPeJVic72ls&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/3O8J2locx5o&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/3O8J2locx5o&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: TALION!!! YOU SIMP!!! YOU JUST GAVE HER YOUR ONLY ADVANTAGE AGAINST SAURON!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Good grief! And what\u2019s with this franchise making its villains look like damn supermodels?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Barely holding his laughter) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A-After getting the Ring, Shelob used it to see into the future and directed Talion towards the last Gondorian stronghold in Mordor, Minas Ithil, which housed a Palant\u00edr.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: What, does he need five more Rings to summon Captain Planet?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Not a Planeteer, a<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Palant\u00edr<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">! Basically a crystal ball that\u2019s used for communication and to see events in other parts of the world, whether past or future.They can be used to scope out the lands of Mordor and find secret locations and items.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: All correct. As they made their way to Minas Ithil, Talion and Celebrimbor found the city under siege by Sauron\u2019s army. The two argued over their objective. Talion wanted to help his fellow Gondorians but Celebrimbor was only interested in the Palantir.. In the end, Talion was able to convince his partner and they met the city\u2019s defenders: General Castamir, his daughter Idril, and his lieutenant Baranor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1309\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1309\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Castamir-Idril-and-Baranor.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Castamir, Idril, and Baranor\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Castamir-Idril-and-Baranor.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1309 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Castamir-Idril-and-Baranor.png?resize=474%2C267&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Castamir-Idril-and-Baranor.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Castamir-Idril-and-Baranor.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Castamir-Idril-and-Baranor.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><br \/>\nLeft to Right: Castamir, Idril, and Baranor<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Oh, hell yeah! They finally got a Black man in this series!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Can we <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">please <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">not step on that landmine?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Ignoring Louis) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With Talion\u2019s help, the Gondorians sabotaged the Orc army\u2019s attempts at entering the city. However, Castamir eventually betrays them, allowing the army into the city and giving the Palantir to the Witch-King of Angmar.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/XheVf2Jpzfg&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/XheVf2Jpzfg&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><b><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Is <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">everyone<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> in this game a complete numpty!?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Shocked) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I thought Talion giving up his Ring was stupid, but why in Gandalf\u2019s name would Castamir sell out his army&#8211;not to mention his daughter&#8211;to the ENEMY!?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: He was hoping that the Witch-King would spare his daughter in return, only to get bashed by his mace and killed. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Muttering) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fool. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Continuing) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">His daughter did survive, eventually helping Talion to rescue Baranor from Uruk-Hai.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: At least those two ended up okay. Although I don\u2019t think Idril will ever be visiting her father\u2019s grave.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: I wouldn&#8217;t blame her either.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem. Agreed. Anyway, Talion eventually regained the Ring from Shelob, and used it to gather Uruk-Hai for his army against Sauron. One of their first recruits was a big, boisterous Olog named Br\u0217z the Chopper.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/K6vb1ku8XDnKa0xddvfJW515rfBzBHTR6AVVszUN_jaTEYgfD4mMLo4wcAH5W0xfNiCRjQWmC7hwZIgTUdbyrafQYSzrCLlUCnQdR3ADvY7jYRDGm_uM2m-eqkBO1ndYr5dP8_k-\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: About damn time! Finally we get to the best part of this game!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Talion even met up with an old friend during one of his takeovers , Ratbag and his new Olog friend, \u201cRanger.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1310\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1310\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Ranger-and-Ratbag.png?fit=280%2C292&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"280,292\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Ranger and Ratbag\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Ranger-and-Ratbag.png?fit=280%2C292&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1310 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Ranger-and-Ratbag.png?resize=434%2C452&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"434\" height=\"452\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Ranger-and-Ratbag.png?w=280&amp;ssl=1 280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Ranger-and-Ratbag.png?resize=261%2C272&amp;ssl=1 261w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 434px) 100vw, 434px\" \/><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ranger and Ratbag. Almost sounds like the title for a cartoon.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: That\u2019s gotta be incredibly annoying if Talion\u2019s nearby.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Chuckling) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Probably. However, things didn&#8217;t always go Talion\u2019s way. Bruz betrayed him and led a rebellion after being denied the title of an Overlord. After a (completely stupid) campaing of revenge, Talion punshed Bruz by shaming him, making him deranged for life.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/1v6TW32nHYo?t=274&#038;#8243\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/1v6TW32nHYo?t=274&#038;#8243<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Shudders) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Man, I\u2019d hate to end up like that. I guess that\u2019s what you get for backstabbing the Bright Lord.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem. As \u201cRanger\u201d said, <em>\u201cYou&#8217;re a cruel one, Gravewalker.\u201d<\/em>\u00a0While Talion was busy building his army and kingdom,\u00a0 an Orc necromancer named Zog started a fanatical cult, with the goal of independence for all Orcs from both the Dark and Bright Lords.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1311\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1311\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Zog-the-Necromancer.png?fit=512%2C246&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,246\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Zog the Necromancer\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Zog-the-Necromancer.png?fit=512%2C246&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1311\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Zog-the-Necromancer.png?resize=469%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"469\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Zog-the-Necromancer.png?resize=300%2C144&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Zog-the-Necromancer.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 469px) 100vw, 469px\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><em>Zog the Necromancer<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Their goal was to gather enough souls to summon an ancient beast of destruction called a Balrog.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: If they wanted Balrog in this game, I\u2019m sure all they had to do was call Capcom.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/nsXmrEtiip-Ajp4vO4NPYhJ_N3BXMzVQN8vqb4RImJQbb7ffDhsHBJ2umBxCB6tcETBmutV8rBx5Lo3OVmtPhFU3DBxpLSVGZL3kk1C-u2Vlr_-UDFVoh_TjuA3qxqZP5Fn8Y4Kp\" width=\"325\" height=\"390\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Are you being this stupid on purpose?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Chuckles) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yeah, I am. I just love driving you two crazy.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Frustrated)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> FOR MERLIN\u2019S SAKE! We are talking about THIS Balrog!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/dpAi0hehUOCdqhOwVKIOSzkDofC39twGBN8-XVdX9EaBpj37LoRaCKPRMvhDJwHXxMVUVCDZcSMHN4Gxu0qzlbdBSXlyFfedUnWr4t3QIixGOjZbuPr3ChV29R5DY7tysL62c4b5\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Okay, okay! No more jokes, promise!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Don\u2019t trust him, mate. Believe me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Clearly not believing Louis either) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sure. To prevent his return, Talion needed the aid of the Forest Spirit, Carnan. Although they intervened in Zog\u2019s rituals several times, they couldn\u2019t prevent the return of the General of Balrogs, Tar Goroth. Talion, Celebrimbor and Carnan had to fight the monster in order to stop him. Ultimately, Carnan plunged Tar Goroth into an icy lake, where he remained indefinitely frozen. As she foretold,\u00a0 <em>\u201cUndeath will defeat undeath.\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/N6Y4Yrk5Ma0&#038;#8243\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/N6Y4Yrk5Ma0&#038;#8243<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: This is a very impressive feat on their part, defeating possibly the second strongest Balrog in existence.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Not as impressive as this, though!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/3xYXUeSmb-Y&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/3xYXUeSmb-Y&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: Durin\u2019s Bane was a runt compared to Tar Goroth! A grunt Balrog against THE Genera!? There is a reason I called him the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">second<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> strongest Balrog. Who do you think is the first? Their lord, Gothmog.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/keep-bbsk\/AGk0z-Pzlcm5nPvUL2bPEjI9YBnCWcz-fBnPR75O9xzU05rCvEWRrQaznq0K46hLgY3UIxG079EFhLj_cCNNDQJfQTEMUYfaYybv8g_GVS4\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: WB Games should totally make that thing a boss if they ever make a \u201cMiddle-Earth 3!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Alright, you\u2019ve made your point clear. Let\u2019s get back on track, shall we?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem. Of course. With his plans thwarted by Talion, Zog had a backup strategy of building an undead army with all of the Orcs Talion slain. And who wouldn\u2019t be one of the zombie soldiers but\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/FZbRt0u0B1jZKnXQyI3ttMulVyK983jzUvndngb4p_dx2JX56XMuJzZI1lzkeITPQKhfJ9vXodD7-sB6zZTU0xs_2szekK4mFvV1rJtSN_B-lL_yEiTrRIenj1k13effscIKXxZ5\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: See!? This is why necromancy is forbidden! It brings you back, but only as a mindless, undead shell!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem. Necromancy my arse! This is nothing but mockery of true necromancy. An Inferi-magical zombie-Uruk or Olog would be a much higher grade than whatever those abominations made by Zog are and Inferi are but mindless, savage puppets.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Let\u2019s just get to the part where Talion kicks Zog\u2019s ass and move on, shall we?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/dMxt1EOePAc&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/dMxt1EOePAc&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: There we go. Clearly this game has a really long plot and we need to wrap up this summary, so can we skip to the endgame, please?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem. Well, to make things short: Talion and Celebrimbor allied with a female Elf named Eltariel. The three of them unite to stop Sauron&#8217;s Army from crossing the Bridge of Barad-Dur.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/GHfj3n7qRiDDiXOkgWqwLkZsLwb5D50BE0DP2Juhwz7iFVM9k4hGNAiINRpGUqPepDKRKxuWZYEAs5N6_ZmD3v5NDioneNGiNGa9AHXfcmW96mRMilW4ZWT5xAkp2xAZy0dKtNXm\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Why am I getting flashbacks to \u201cA Bridge too Far?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: At the end of the battle Talion fights the Nazgul of Isildur and frees the soul of the fallen king. Celebrimbor was angered by this because he wanted to dominate Isildur and add him to his army. He ultimately abandons Talion for Eltariel, leaving the former to die slowly. This would have been the end of the Ranger\u2019s story, except\u2026..<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/wSuDmlBwPHo&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/wSuDmlBwPHo&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Now empowered by Isildur\u2019s ring, Talion became a Nazgul. He led an army of ghost soldiers to Minas Morgul and defeated the Witch-King. With the city conquered, Talion took the Palant\u00edr and observed Celebrimbor and Eltariel\u2019s battle against Sauron. Though they\u2019d nearly won, Sauron triumphed when Celebrimbor tried to dominate him&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Opens his mouth to make a joke.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Don\u2019t even try it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Eltariel lost two of her fingers in the duel, including the ring.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Damn, that really has to hurt. Not to mention a waste of such a valuable weapon.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Well in the DLC, Eltariel does use the Ring again in her own campaign, but that\u2019s another story.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: After seeing that, Talion decided to use Minas Morgul as a fortress to keep Sauron&#8217;s forces contained in Mordor. He resisted the Ring\u2019s corruptive power and kept the region in a perpetual state of war for decades. In the end, Talion could no longer resist the Ring\u2019s power, and became one of Sauron\u2019s servants.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: And thus, the good man that was Talion of Gondor was no more.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Like a wise man said, <em>\u201cyou can either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.\u201d<\/em> It\u2019s never an easy choice to make.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: But thankfully, there\u2019s a happy ending to this. Years later, two Hobbits named Frodo and Sam destroyed the One Ring, destroying Sauron and the Orcs once and for all. Talion and the rest of the Nazgul vanished as well, never to appear again. In his last and permanent death, the Ranger found his family in the afterlife and was finally at peace.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/SXw9UxpsJaU&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/SXw9UxpsJaU&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: That is a really sweet ending! But what happened to Celebrimbor and the elf chick?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Celebrimbor was also released from Sauron, but his story after that is unknown from here. Eltariel stayed in Mordor and continued her own war against the Dark Lord. And as for Baranor, he went to the desert country of Lithlad and joined his brother\u2019s mercenary company. But those are all stories for another day.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Unfortunately, we don\u2019t have time to go over their stories for today, so let\u2019s get over to the Firing Range and test out Talion\u2019s weapons!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1312\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1312\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-leads-the-charge.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Talion leads the charge\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-leads-the-charge.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1312 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-leads-the-charge.png?resize=502%2C283&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"502\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-leads-the-charge.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-leads-the-charge.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-leads-the-charge.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 502px) 100vw, 502px\" \/><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">FEATS:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Forged the new Ring of Power<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; The bane of Uruks and Ologs, even when outnumbered<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Held his own against three Nazgul, including the Witch-King<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Defeated Ghuls, Caragors, Graugs, and Drakes<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; <\/b><b>Resisted Isildur\u2019s corruptive Ring for decades:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Eventually succumbed<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1313\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1313\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Battlefield-V-Firing-Range.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Battlefield V Firing Range\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Battlefield-V-Firing-Range.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1313 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Battlefield-V-Firing-Range.png?resize=464%2C261&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"464\" height=\"261\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Battlefield-V-Firing-Range.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Battlefield-V-Firing-Range.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Battlefield-V-Firing-Range.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 464px) 100vw, 464px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Here we are again! Give me a few minutes to warm up the 3D printer and the simulator.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Casting a cooling charm on himself, thinking \u201cUgh, why is it so bloody hot out here? I hope we get through this weapons test soon.\u201d)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Yesterday, we examined all of Link\u2019s primary and canon weapons that he wielded in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Breath of the Wild.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Unlike the Champion of Hyrule, Talion has only used three primary weapons on his journey: A sword, a bow, and a dagger. So this will go a lot faster than our previous test.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: I sure hope so, this place is hot as a Balrog\u2019s fire.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: It wasn\u2019t <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">my <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">idea to set this place in the middle of an African desert. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Looks at Louis.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Hey, blame DICE for building this map, not me!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(The 3D Printer and simulator boot up. Lou puts in the information for the first weapon.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Okay! Like Edward said, Talion is a very practical man who isn\u2019t overly flashy about the weapons he uses. Talion\u2019s weapons have no special qualities, but he knows how to use them well enough to get the job done. Also, they\u2019re far more durable than any of Link\u2019s weapons.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Throughout countless battles, Talion\u2019s weapons have never been even worn down or damaged. They\u2019re just as reliable and deadly as they were when they were first made! For the sake of accuracy, we\u2019re not going to include any of the unlockable weapons in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Shadow of War<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. We\u2019ll only discuss the canon ones used by Talion within the story.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: And the first on our list is the sword made famous by all Rangers of Gondor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">WEAPONS AND GEAR:<\/span><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/12iAyGtDcpOUlgo8aen913yQxToQo887v6Gc_HKU1ZUXILi1G49ArDwx8JLKtMFOytW70J-KkrX0P425asdehiExUGwYB-C1p-RPDKIxl8hrubXLU-mv6IMSs610a-FI7kNPzPO7\" \/><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b>URFAEL:<\/b><\/span><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211; Talion\u2019s sword from his days as a Ranger<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211; Primary combat weapon<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Never breaks or gets worn down<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Name translates to \u201cFiery Gleaming Brilliance\u201d<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Louis prints out Urfael and grabs it.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: The <em><strong>Urfael<\/strong><\/em> is Talion\u2019s trusty sword, given to all Rangers who achieve the rank of Captain. Urfael is made of Gondorian steel, which makes it not only sharp and durable, but lightweight as well. Even after Talion\u2019s death, the sword never left his side and continued cutting down Orcs and Ologs by the hundreds!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: In terms of magic or supernatural qualities, Urfael has none whatsoever to speak of. But that\u2019s hardly an issue when you consider Talion&#8217;s skill in battle and his powers with the Ring.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Also, I\u2019m just curious. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cUrfael.\u201d<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> What does that name mean, exactly?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: It\u2019s a Sindarian word meaning <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cFiery Gleaming Brilliance.\u201d<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Sindarian is the ancient language used by the Elves. Fitting name for the sword belonging to the Bright Lord himself.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: I\u2019ll say! <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cFiery Gleaming Brilliance?\u201d<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> That\u2019s a pretty kickass name! Alright, start the simulation!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(A holographic gang of four Uruks and an Olog pop up. The first two charge in with spears, which Lou dodges easily. He decapitates the one on the left and slices the other in half down the middle. Louis charges and thrusts Urfael through another Orc and parries an attack from its friend before slashing him down. The humongous Olog tries to smash Louis with the club, only for the latter to slide under it. He climbs up the monster\u2019s back and plunges the sword into his head. The dead Olog falls to the ground as Louis jumps off with a roll. The simulation ends.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Whoo! \u201c<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fiery Gleaming Brilliance\u201d<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is right! This sword definitely lives up to its name!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: It is quite a reliable blade. But at the end of the day, it\u2019s no different than any other sword. Its real power comes from Talion&#8217;s ability to wield it properly.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Quite right. But our Ranger is not the only one with a weapon. When in need of a long-range solution, Celebrimbor has a handy tool of his own&#8211;his trusty bow, Azkar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/LNPLQU3qv18iIL4uIFRQ__7cTBborvpuPQuNjbArZZt-0tXeOkMS3xjtC6y-sW1soPOiPoMhdvCQyZUqbTmmX2IckLLfUCALnG2-VESzXLiw0d5LK0bkykaCAJhhpfpGhQNGFWMj\" \/><br \/>\nAZKAR:<\/b><\/span><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211; Celebrimbor\u2019s bow<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">&#8211; Fires ghostly elf arrows:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Kills just as easily as normal arrows<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Can be fired into fire pits or grog barrels to set off explosions<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Hey, Ed! Ready to practice your archery again?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Programs the 3D printer to print out Azkar.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Smiles confidently<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">) Aye! I&#8217;m ready now!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: You look more confident than you were yesterday.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Now that I know I can do it, it&#8217;s no longer a problem!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: That&#8217;s what I like to hear! (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hands Azkar to Edward<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Here you go, champion. Good luck!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Thank you! Now, as we mentioned before, <em><strong>Azkar<\/strong><\/em> is an Elvish bow belonging to Celebrimbor. After the elf died and became a wraith, his bow took on a new, phantom form.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: This applies to his arrows too. Its ammunition consists of ghostly white Elf arrows that are invisible to living eyes. These arrows are just as capable of killing enemies as real ones.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: They\u2019re surprisingly quite explosive too! Elf Shot can be launched into fireplaces or flammable barrels that create massive fiery explosions.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Okay, Ed! Are you ready?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Edward walks to a spot on the Firing Range. He pulls the bowstring, and an arrow appears)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Ready! Start the sim!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Five Uruk targets appear downrange. Ed quickly shoots down the first two in the head. He catches the third on a watchtower. He shoots the target through the chest, and the Orc falls to his death. He spots the fourth one peeing on a bush and shoots him in the groin. He fires the last one at a grog barrel, blowing up the fourth and fifth targets.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Done! Did you enjoy the fireworks?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Damn fine shooting, Ed! Although I didn&#8217;t expect you of all people to shoot someone in the balls.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Clapping) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marvelous, simply marvelous performance Edward! Louis is right though, I never thought you would do something uncouth as that, even to a hologram.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Blushes<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">) Well\u2026.he shouldn&#8217;t piss in public! Agh, let&#8217;s just get to the next weapon!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/rDToHppfmV7l9X7lrqpaZQzEwDoBaBA12vCWk50-ofd4qK-SKQaytdrFeDMFqRtZ81aCbx9Z1eAyhVAInD_RqAOcYUQrcHCNTC0RtgK8Ioyl3qOxm6oCAjx0QXnS_EWGGCjXzQli\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">ACHARN:<\/span><\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211; Talion&#8217;s dagger (actually his son&#8217;s shattered sword).<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Used for assassinations<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Also used as a secondary melee weapon<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis programs the 3D printer to build Acharn.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><strong><i>Acharn<\/i><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is classified as a dagger, but is actually a broken sword belonging to his late son Dirhael.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: On that note, Acharn wasn&#8217;t the sword&#8217;s original name. It&#8217;s an Elvish word meaning &#8220;Vengeance,&#8221; as a reminder of Talion\u2019s drive to avenge his family&#8217;s murder at the hands of Sauron.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: As a dagger, it&#8217;s not very practical in combat, but it&#8217;s deadly useful for use in stealth kills and takedowns.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Gesturing to the dagger) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">May I?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Be my guest!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Mortem glabs the dagger, gives a few experimental swings and then looks towards Louis)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: I am ready Louis.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lou starts the simulation.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Various buildings and orcs appear, orcs stationed like guards around the arena. Mortem takes a look around, takes out an invisibility cloak and vanishes from sight. A few seconds pass. An orc disappears, leaving behind nothing but a bloodstain where it once was. The remaining orcs are scared into high alert, but they all too fall one after another, all perishing to a silent killer. After the last orc dies, Mortem reappears with a bloodstained Acharn. The simulation ends.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Smiles sinisterly)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Well, that was fun.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Jesus, that was scary. I&#8217;m sure glad he&#8217;s not our enemy.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(We&#8217;re doing a show with a menace to society.) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Well done, Mortem. That was quite\u2026..terrifying.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: How did you take them all out so quickly and silently?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Blushing) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It was really quite simple: all I needed was an invisibility cloak, some silencing charms, a scent-masking charm and a hovering charm. Any competent magic user can do it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Fascinating. I guess when you don\u2019t have the ability to turn invisible on command, you use what you can.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Anyway, we\u2019ve covered the three basic weapons in Talion\u2019s arsenal, but now it\u2019s time for us to go over his most powerful tool. The incredible device that gave our undead Ranger powers and an army that easily rivals Sauron\u2019s!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1314\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1314\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/New-Ring-of-Power.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"New Ring of Power\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/New-Ring-of-Power.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1314 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/New-Ring-of-Power.png?resize=503%2C283&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"503\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/New-Ring-of-Power.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/New-Ring-of-Power.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/New-Ring-of-Power.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 503px) 100vw, 503px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">NEW RING OF POWER:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Allows Talion to recruit Uruks into his army<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Also used to shame or expel Uruks (with the chance of deranging them)<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Keeps Talion tethered to the living world<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; If removed, his fatal neck wound will reopen and slowly kill him<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Ah, the <strong>New Ring of Power<\/strong>, the most important weapon in the \u201cGravewalker\u201d and elven wraith\u2019s arsenal. An object&#8230;.only a fool would use. I hope we are not replicating this?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Groans)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> We\u2019re not gonna demonstrate it? Why not?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Looks at Louis, VERY unamused) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Because if we do, then there is a huge chance that Celebrimbor will try to possess us. And I have no desire to become a puppet&#8230;<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(whispering) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">not again.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Alright, alright. We\u2019ll respect your wishes. Now, the New Ring of Power was forged by Talion and Celebrimbor as a way to counter Sauron\u2019s dark army. Its main purpose is to dominate enemy orcs and Recruit over to the ringbearer\u2019s side. However, higher-ranked enemies have strong wills and need to be weakened in combat before they can turn. And some orcs can\u2019t be turned at all, even at low health.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Talion can also use the ring to Shame enemy orcs or Expel allied ones, leaving a permanent handprint burned into their face. Normally shaming an enemy only lowers their rank, but sometimes the action comes with the unfortunate side effect of making them irreversibly deranged.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Which is a fate you <\/span><b><i>never<\/i><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> want to experience. At best, you\u2019ll become a rambling mess like Br\u00fbz. At worst, you\u2019ll become a mindless lunatic on an endless violent rampage.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: Which is <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">exactly <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">why I don\u2019t want the damn ring to be replicated! It is no better than Sauron\u2019s!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: I don\u2019t understand, though. If the wielder has pure motives, wouldn\u2019t they be able to withstand the ring\u2019s power?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: In most cases, no. Even if with good intentions, the wielder can easily be corrupted by the Ring\u2019s power. And that\u2019s not even mentioning Celebrimbor, who\u2019s completely consumed by his need for revenge against Sauron at all costs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Exactly. There&#8217;s a reason Gandalf entrusted Sauron\u2019s Ring to Frodo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: That\u2019s really a shame though. Imagine how epic it would be if Gandalf raised his own army of Orcs against Sauron.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/xmx4jHoOnIqRVwuLDCBIYxgHxmDT_n7CnnGL5K4tFdoCZH8IxbZr_vPJxCc_QanJ0zNietJzpWPPDWlmMeWSK4ceaTEEzcl69nhlOsJCjqNOPk3552lMFMX50oDtLfDgCIXRwS-P\" width=\"321\" height=\"454\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Opens his mouth, closes it, then shrugs) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Okay,<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m not going to lie. That <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">would<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> be pretty epic.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: In any case, our hero Talion has more than just a piece of fancy jewelry on his side. His true skills lie with his extensive Ranger training, his skill and experience in battle, and the new powers he\u2019d acquired since becoming a wraith.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/lkDUAD2zqqWJ2inJDp_5HHKr8qQfzz55P-qbSWM23NdaOVdZvhhHIR-5vfyGA_Y10QfAT-OUFVg7jdoZciU2kO4zEI2gTti70Hi-QwuA3rjPCyp78FMscklwwHiDG4EQDmXf1snI\" \/><br \/>\nRANGER SKILLS:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Superb triathlete<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Skilled spy and assassin<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Expert Swordsman<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; <\/b><b>Skilled runner and parkour expert:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Quickly scales large buildings and cross beams.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Gains greater distance by double jumping<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Can fire a bow while in mid-air.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Even in life, Talion was built like an Olympic weightlifter with the dexterity of a parkour expert. Ironically, being a ghost makes this even <em>easier<\/em> for him because his ethereal body makes him run much faster and climb impossibly high ledges without any equipment, and even leap farther by double-jumping!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Being a Ranger, he\u2019s also trained to quietly take down Uruks while in hiding. He can also use stealth to sabotage enemy weapons or poison barrels full of grog.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: And of course, we don\u2019t need to explain how good he is at fighting hand-to-hand. Y\u2019know, I always wondered, what exactly is grog and what does it taste like? I mean, the Orcs seem to love drinking the stuff, so it must be good.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: I wouldn\u2019t try drinking it if I were you. I heard that not only does that stuff smell disgusting, but it\u2019s potentially toxic to humans.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Ugh! Never mind, then!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Well, whatever you do, DO NOT let my sister anywhere near that stuff! Emily drinks faster than a sailor on shore leave!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Wait, your sister actually <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">drinks!?<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> How are you two related?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem:<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (Scoffs) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You are asking me? You know, the son of a murderous psychopath? I am the last person you should ask about family resemblance.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/6L4TUB9RTN8968xpJX3LUiYoBUNExo6nfwtHuI5n__AIDvgWwP6zYal100x6h1P_iKyNvriPROioczYGer-LrSjSE9r-MHkeALcfvG-XJXwOjwmjmoJv3zqMIPr1iZLc41cnnfVJ\" \/><br \/>\nUNDEAD:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; When killed, Talion returns to Mordor as a wraith<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Not factored in Death Battle. If he\u2019s defeated once, he loses.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Anyway, as we\u2019ve mentioned before, Talion is tethered to the living world through his connection to Celebrimbor. As long as their bodies are fused, he can never die, even when he\u2019s defeated in battle.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Which is <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">another <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">reason to have a Ring of our own!\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Ignores him, deciding there\u2019s no point in arguing) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Of course, this won\u2019t be a factor into whether or not Talion wins. If he\u2019s defeated once, he\u2019s considered the loser. Although he will be revived in the Epilogue, if we decide to make one.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/qX24ofJxpr44WRa8i0y-ZwPy5EGUHasbIckF1X7VAkMhS6PD2_kzXPR26c1fqgTBR6H6m-pBriyeEbBAI9IAch2HsgZ0tRvAdgf0dqlcEKX4Y9d3IPzfnmKTYX7Iw2F-VBM6rDqY\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">AMPLIFIED PHYSICAL ABILITIES:<\/span><\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Enhanced by Celebrimbor&#8217;s powers<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211; Further enhanced w\/ Isildur\u2019s Ring<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Elven Light casts fire, frost, or poison explosion.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Stun attacks cause his foes to be frozen and shattered.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Uses Celebrimbor\u2019s glaive to hit multiple foes.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; &#8220;Might Bar&#8221; triggers special attacks such as Execution or Elven Light.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b>&#8211; <\/b><\/span><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Health Drain:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211;Drains enemy health and adds to his own<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Onto the more practical stuff. All of Talion\u2019s skills have been dramatically enhanced thanks to his fusion with Celebrimbor. For example, his <\/span><b>Ice Storm <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">attack freezes Orcs in place, leaving them open to several rapid strikes. He can also materialize Celebrimbor\u2019s glaive and use it to push away crowds.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><b>Elven Light <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">causes Talion to release a blinding flash of light that stuns multiple foes, and <\/span><b>Bursting Arrow <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">allows him to fire exploding arrows into fire pits without needing to strike them. Most of his skills can be modified in certain ways, giving him an almost unlimited variety of attacks! Elven Light can be changed to release fire or poison instead of pure light, and Bursting Arrow can summon Ghuls or Spiders after detonating fire.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: The sky is truly the limit with all the moves Talion can pull, and there\u2019s way too many to list in this bio. If you want to know more, please look at this video.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=iA9l7GFG6G4&#038;#8243\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=iA9l7GFG6G4&#038;#8243<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: On that note, do you two mind if I go on a quick tangent?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Ed: Aye! By all means!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: If we were to scale Talion\u2019s strength to that of other characters, he should be more or less equal to Eltariel. Whilst wearing the Ring, she was able to match Sauron himself, who easily threw around Numenorian soldiers like ragdolls\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/qn5nHL4u67N7TD2JfGWgBTeFCE-csknEzDYaejcPs-ut886Q41F1aMJyFv_96iQYVzj53YbNqU1Qlvq3Mpf4nxA0WJqsHwVSRDytWAxAHGwU3ubKrFMoVuHk-NSWnesmfNkNt1-i\" width=\"453\" height=\"338\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">\u201cFOOOOORE!!!\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: And in another game, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Battle for Middle Earth II<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, he could destroy large fortresses with a swing of his mace<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/2Rux8zQd05c?t=152&#038;#8243\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/2Rux8zQd05c?t=152&#038;#8243<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem:&#8230;And even kill <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mumakil<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> in two shots<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/2Rux8zQd05c?t=188&#038;#8243\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/2Rux8zQd05c?t=188&#038;#8243<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: What the hell is a \u201cmooma-keel!?\u201d Am I gonna need a dictionary for this franchise?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mumak<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, plural <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mumakil<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, are these things.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/VBkjmzm0SuMwrZ2Ks86iFbNPxByvKnxNg5EcS72ptfvkOfTFC1HMi8nhe6iwBp2tya4czherEVVFF_ALMj7ECNe7ruSm6vp0AURGrA7djkvou3IemsYOVzx7cNV4-uq64E8mTIWn\" width=\"530\" height=\"301\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: They are basically giant, <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.quora.com\/If-an-Oliphaunt-from-Lord-of-the-Rings-could-be-put-on-a-scale-about-how-much-would-it-weigh?top_ans=277193913\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">twelve-meter tall<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> elephants used as mobile fortresses.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Why not just call them \u201celephants\u201d, then? I mean, that\u2019s exactly what they are.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Is it any different from all the nonsense words used for all the creatures in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zelda?<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/wxmk0g8dIB4&#038;#8243\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/wxmk0g8dIB4&#038;#8243<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: God, that commercial in the beginning did <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">not<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> age well.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Sometimes, it\u2019s best to go with the flow. The more questions you ask, the less answers you get. Anyway, please continue, Mortem.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: To put it simply, Talion is Middle-Earth\u2019s equivalent to the Hulk, at least in terms of physical power. But unlike Hulk, who is all raw brute strength, Talion is much more tactical and skilled with swordsmanship and magic.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Sounds a lot more like Geralt of Rivia than Hulk, to be honest.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Whatever comparison floats your boat, mate. The point is, we have a clear idea of who Talion scales up to. Let\u2019s move on.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/M7NugiVrMu27U81FeL9E3NizvsYCa12LDqPWaJCSXXu8d5WYD48RtI96KzF5HJaFXfzLq38S8QgUP7oL3P2HZTULx0Z3v2PHo6aafwZPM6_DB9zvK3AIv0B_SadAwGwrjVdZCBtL\" \/><br \/>\nWRAITH WORLD:<\/b><\/span><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211; Enhanced Tracking Abilities<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Foresight<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211; Enemy Scanning<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Through Celebrimbor, Talion can access the <strong>Wraith World<\/strong>&#8211;a dimension that only undead beings like himself can access. In this state, he can follow trails left by enemies, see objects and creatures hundreds of yards away, and scan enemies and allies by&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Disappointed)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> It\u2019s Eagle Vision.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Caught off guard<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">)&#8230;.What?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Counting on his fingers)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Eagle Vision from <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Assassin\u2019s Creed<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Detective Mode from <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Batman<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Survival Instincts from <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tomb Raider<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. This kind of thing is in literally <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">every<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> action-adventure game ever! Do we even need to go over this?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: I have to admit, they are quite similar. I\u2019m fairly sure most readers have played enough games to know how this works.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: Fair enough. Let\u2019s move on, then.<\/span><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1315\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1315\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-Domination.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Talion Domination\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-Domination.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-1315 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-Domination.png?resize=461%2C260&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-Domination.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-Domination.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Talion-Domination.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/>DOMINATION<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; A form of mind-control<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211; Interrogation, Earning loyalty, etc.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Used on Orcs, Caragors, Drakes, and Graugs<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>&#8211; Requires weakening (like Pokemon!)<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Once broke Sauron\u2019s hold on Isildur<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Since we\u2019ve already discussed how Domination works while talking about the New Ring, we\u2019ll keep this one short. Domination is a sort of \u201cmind control\u201d that Talion performs through the New Ring. He uses his hand to project a power that infects the minds of Uruks, allowing him to <\/span><b>Recruit <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">them into his army or <\/span><b>Shame <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">them if he so pleases.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: He can also use the same power to bring animals like Caragors, Graugs, or Drakes into his side. While the common grunts are easy enough to control, higher-ranked need to be beaten down before being recruited. Sort of like in Pokemon, now that I think about it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Also like in Pokemon, some Captains are too damn stubborn to bring to your side and need to be Shamed first to lower their level. But even that comes with its own set of problems. Sometimes, Shaming an enemy results in them becoming deranged, which can severely lower or raise their rank and permanently change their behavior.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Smiles joyfully) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">While we are talking about that, I have a surprise for you guys.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: What surprise?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Laughs, gestures towards the training grounds) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Come with me.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(They both look nervous at whatever Mortem means.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: C\u2019mon, Lou. Let\u2019s see what Satanic horrors lie in wait for us.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Such a drama queen.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(They each follow him to the Firing Range.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Still smiling) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now, Edward, Louis, say hello to my little friends!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Suddenly three portals open out of nowhere and out of them come three familiar creatures)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1316\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1316\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Drake.png?fit=512%2C254&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,254\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Drake\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Drake.png?fit=512%2C254&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1316\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Drake.png?resize=507%2C252&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"507\" height=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Drake.png?resize=300%2C149&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Drake.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 507px) 100vw, 507px\" \/>A Drake&#8230;<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/KEAym1fTzwN9jJ1HKeBHlVSzLgSYPwcvg5RI4LUzMTN39tn0xteh4mPG8N07SGzrhITCciYfcgz7gCEnUHzqO4-oNn8MvZmjEBaGwuFNoPA67JztDfSracBnBL64w8AeRbVSswVw\" width=\"510\" height=\"287\" \/><br \/>\n&#8230;A Graug&#8230;<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1317\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?attachment_id=1317\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Caragor.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"512,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Caragor\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Caragor.png?fit=512%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1317\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Caragor.png?resize=504%2C284&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"504\" height=\"284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Caragor.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Caragor.png?resize=484%2C272&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Caragor.png?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/>&#8230;And a Caragor.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Gesturing towards the animals with a big smile) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So, did you like my suprise?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: Where the bloody hell did you get <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">those!? <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">On second thought, please don\u2019t answer!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis:&#8230;..Our insurance covers the damages caused by mythical creatures, right?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: THAT\u2019S what you\u2019re worried about!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem. Don\u2019t worry, they are trained. I brought them here so we could show our audience how these creatures are used by Talion and his servants.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Draws sword, smiling) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nice! Do I get to fight them?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Lowers Louis\u2019 sword) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Let\u2019s just let them do their thing, shall we?<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Smiles viciously) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yes, let\u2019s. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Whistles to get the attention of the animals) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Boys\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(A group of hologram orcs appear)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Points at the orcs)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8230;Sic em.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Each creature roars loudly and starts to fly, lumber or run towards the Orcs. The Drake breathes fire upon them and then lands among the burning orcs battering them away and biting them apart. The Graug crushes and bashes the Orcs into fine paste and finally, the Caragor straight up jumps into the pile, tearing the Orcs apart with its claws and teeth like knife through butter. In the end, all that remains of the horde are ash, crushed and torn apart corpses. The holograms disappear, leaving the creatures confused.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem:<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (Smiles serenely) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Aren\u2019t they magnificent?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: WHOOOOO!!! THAT WAS EPIC!!! DO IT AGAIN!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: I pity any real Orcs or humans who have the misfortune of fighting those things.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Just imagine, though, having an entire army of not only soldiers, but monsters, dragons, and sabertooth tigers on your side!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: And even if all those fail him, Talion has one more resource to draw troops from. Now, let\u2019s get back to business.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He sends the animals away with promises of entire cows for dinner.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/LVy1zmYYX_mPgANCBo48bg9WTAeinGYHFTYHog2ucQzdkpPU75ICESy4_MAWiyhNqbwkEnGxRl6xRz3tpQ8oQxg8QUhxyaiHIWt32-9Xxq1lCnjjhFOpkA1nyg438IykXxnZ4TCm\" \/><br \/>\nNAZGUL FORM:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b>&#8211; <\/b><\/span><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Necromancy:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8212; Resurrects fallen allies at the cost of weakening them<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Smiles devilishly) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After acquiring Isildur\u2019s Ring, Talion was gifted with the power to summon the ghosts of long-dead Gondorian soldiers to fight on his behalf. He can also revive allied Captains or Warchiefs who\u2019ve fallen, although in a much weaker state.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Oh, boy. It\u2019s your favorite spell, Ed! Necromancy!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(With dread) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And let me guess. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019re<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> going to demonstrate for us?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Chuckling) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Unless you learned to raise dead within a day Edward, yes, I am.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(God forgive us.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He raises his hands, almost like challenging an invisible foe, and then green smoke-like energy starts to pour out of him. Finally he starts to chant in a haunting language. Suddenly, a ghostly army of Orcs, Uruks and Men appear out of nowhere.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Louis, if you please?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Draws sword) Ce serait avec plaisir!<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Smirking) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0CHARGE!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Lou charges and plunges his sword through the first phantom and beheads the next. Both fall to the ground and disappear into mist. Louis takes out his Mauser pistol and shoots at a group of dead Uruks that meet the same fate. A pair of ghosts attack from behind, only for Lou to dodge them and cut them both down. Another dead Gondorian thrusts his spear at him, but Louis captures it and impales the ghosts through the face. The remaining ghosts are all shot down by the last rounds in Louis\u2019 pistol.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Is that all you got!? Gimme more!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: I\u2019d rather us not commit any more sins against nature, if you mind!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Pouts) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Spoilsport, and when I was just getting started too. But fine, have it your way.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: We\u2019ll do it again when it\u2019s over, huh? Well now, I think we\u2019ve nearly covered all of our bases regarding the Bright Lord of Mordor. All that\u2019s left now is to go over how he can be defeated.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/rpUPJ6uc55WPPQPjYCXg8NzYFBcUoESwIRf4GAFV5-tc2e9OCW2t9Uta9JIKRNWUsLPTx1sPBfGLTyM5oK6UCMFxTAic685RxUOcc6Lpo1N1oqmM4aMrfjYUIM_Yh76XBZlEemBz\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">WEAKNESSES:<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Can&#8217;t fight overwhelming numbers for long<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Only 2-3 chances to avoid death blows with Last Chance ability.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Enemies with No Chance will kill him if he\u2019s knocked down<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b>&#8211; Without<\/b> <b>Celebrimbor or the Ring, will die as a normal man<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Lucky for him, Talion\u2019s weaknesses are so few and specific that it\u2019s surprisingly hard to kill him. However, on the off chance his opponent can exploit them, we still need to discuss them. First off, while he can hold his own against a crowd, he will eventually get overwhelmed and forced to retreat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: In addition, some enemy Captains have a special skill called \u201c<\/span><b>No Chance,<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201d which results in him being executed instantly if knocked down. However, he can sometimes negate this with the \u201c<\/span><b>Last Chance<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201d ability, which gives him a chance to counter a fatal blow and regain some health.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: But the most crucial weakness has to do with Talion\u2019s undead status. As long as he\u2019s fused to Celebrimbor or Isildur\u2019s Ring, he can continually come back every time he\u2019s killed. Without either of those, Talion will die <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">permanently <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">as a normal man.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Even so, good luck getting in range to actually cut his fingers off like Isildur did Sauron. For better or worse, Talion the Ranger has been Mordor\u2019s longest nightmare and Gondor\u2019s strongest protector. He led a decades-long campaign against the Dark Lord and left an endless trail of Orc corpses in its wake.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: In their blood he stood tall, as the fading light of Man shone behind him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Until his time burned away and his embers faded to gray, Talion cast a long shadow on the fires of war, until nothing was left to be burned.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Mortem: Well said, the both of you! And thank you for helping me make my official Death Battle debut!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis: Thank <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">you <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">for joining us and providing all your help!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Edward: And I\u2019m sorry that we got on your nerves a whole lot. My co-host and I bicker more often than we should, but we never mean any <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">real <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">harm with it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem:<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No harm done, Edward. Regardless, it was a pleasure to meet you both. Well then, I believe my work on this is done for now.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Mortem opens a portal behind him.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mortem: Till we meet again! <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(He walks through the portal and vanishes.)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Louis: Damn. I was hoping he\u2019d make another army of ghosts for me to fight\u2026&#8230;Hey, Edward?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;\">Edward: Not even in your dreams.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><\/b><b><i>(\u201cWe fought and suffered. But still we stand. There is a new power in Mordor: you! In the days ahead, we will fight other battles and claim other fortresses. But starting today, Mordor belongs to you! Mordor belongs to the BRIGHT LORD!!!\u201d)<\/i><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>(Talion)<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">BONUS VIDEO!!!<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<\/b>[wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/r-3tnvmr-OQ&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/r-3tnvmr-OQ&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">SPECIAL THANKS TO MY NEW FRIEND AND FELLOW DB WRITER, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/sobekapep\">SobekApep<\/a>, WHOSE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS AND HIS CALCULATIONS MADE THIS PRELUDE POSSIBLE.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>INTRODUCTION [wonderplugin_video iframe=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/jYmzhq56Vss&#038;#8221\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/jYmzhq56Vss&#038;#8221<\/a>; lightbox=0 lightboxsize=1 lightboxwidth=960 lightboxheight=540 autoopen=0 autoopendelay=0 autoclose=0 lightboxtitle=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxgroup=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxshownavigation=0 showimage=&#8221;&#8221; lightboxoptions=&#8221;&#8221; videowidth=600 videoheight=400 keepaspectratio=1 autoplay=0 loop=0 videocss=&#8221;position:relative;display:block;background-color:#000;overflow:hidden;max-width:100%;margin:0 auto;&#8221; playbutton=&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D\">https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wonderplugin-video-embed\/engine\/playvideo-64-64-0.png&#8221;%5D<\/a> Louis: I\u2019m a descendant of a long line of French warriors. When I was a child, my dad used to tell me how each member of our family defended our country in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/?p=1094\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Death Battle: Link vs Talion (Prelude)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":186469920,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_wpcom_ai_launchpad_first_post":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[902793],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-preludes","post_format-post-format-link"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pc1qxe-hE","amp_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/186469920"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1094"}],"version-history":[{"count":78,"href":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1153,"href":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094\/revisions\/1153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkhamdeathbattle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}